Is an old Game of Thrones character returning — FINALLY — or is the actor who plays him just in town to visit Belfast’s Titanic Quarter, maybe the Belfast Castle and the Grand Opera House? I mean, it’s possible, I guess. And yes, I said “him.” Deal with it. SPOILERS!
Continue reading “This could be a pretty big ‘Game of Thrones’ spoiler, guys, proceed accordingly.”
The Real Housewives of New York
Reunion, Part 2
September 7, 2016
We begin the second half of the reunion with an update on Bethenny’s health: the surgery she should have gotten in the first place went well and she’s perfectly great you guys, no more gushing blood from her lady parts and passing out in Bed Bath and Beyonds, it’s all good. Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New York City’: Run the Jules”
There is a rumor out there — only a rumor, folks — that Angela Lansbury will be joining the cast of Game of Thrones for two episodes. And I don’t care that it’s just a rumor, and I don’t even care who she may or may not play, I’m just `going to go ahead and get excited about this.
Continue reading “This new ‘Game of Thrones’ casting rumor is everything”
The Real Housewives of New York
Reunion, Part 1
August 31, 2016
It’s reunion time again, darlings: that magical end of any Real Housewives‘ season, where after pouring pre-show champagne down their gullets, Andy Cohen herds all the ladies into a room full of couches and well-Vaselined cameras, and begins the ritual Picking at the Scabs. Make sure you’ve got extra security, a clear path from which to dramatically stomp from the couch, some tequila, and put Dorinda’s birthday cake away, and let’s get started. Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New York City’: Close your legs to married men”
The Netflix Gods have heard our prayers and finally renewed Stranger Things for a second season, PRAISE BE! Continue reading “Hail the demogorgon, ‘Stranger Things’ has been renewed”
Continue reading “‘You’re the Worst,’ ‘Narcos’ and everything else you don’t want to miss this week”
The Real Housewives of New York
“Say it Ain’t So”
August 24, 2016
And so it is we’ve come to the end of another season of The Real Housewives of New York City. We are all a little older, a little wiser, and a little more humiliated thanks to some bald dirt bag who has a fixation on reality television stars of a certain age.
Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New York City’: Pandora’s piñata”
The Real Housewives of New York
“Tomfoolery”
August 17, 2016
Last we left the ladies, everyone had finally arrived in Miami and Bethenny had just shared with Ramona and Princess Carole the fact that she was sitting on some incriminating information on Fiance Tom: namely a series of photos of him performing an extensive oral exam upon a former Playmate at a hotel bar the night before his engagement party to The Countess. Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New York City’: C’est la vie”
The Real Housewives of New York
Full disclosure: the move from Tubular to Foolish Watcher took place after I had come back from a two-week trip but before the time suck that is the Summer Olympics happened and one of a few things that didn’t quite get packed up were the two episodes of The Real Housewives of New York that I missed while I was lying on a beach, drinking silly cocktails, trying to forget that Sonja Morgan’s vaginoplasty ever happened. Because there are only two more new episodes before an endless round of reunion screaming commences, I decided to just summarize the two episodes I happened to miss, and recap the most recent episode.
Please forgive, and I promise that if someone texts me pictures of your fiance making out with a former Playmate, I will forward them to you directly instead of just talking about it on camera for all the world to hear. Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New York’ smell like grapefruit”