‘Supernatural’: Failure to communicate

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“First Blood”
January 26, 2017

THEN: “Usually, this is when Sam and Dean take off, before anyone asks any questions.”

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‘Supernatural’: Papa Don’t Preach

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“LOTUS”
December 8, 2016

THEN: “Onwards and upwards. He’s gone big. And he’ll go bigger.”

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‘Supernatural’: Would you bleed?

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“Rock Never Dies”
December 1, 2016

THEN: “So, Lucifer. The Lord of Evil, the Angel of Light, is now the Master of Butt Rock.” Continue reading “‘Supernatural’: Would you bleed?”

‘Supernatural’: I guess you’re just gonna have to wait

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“Celebrating the Life of Asa Fox”
November 17, 2016

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A boy runs through the woods. He steals quick glances over his shoulder, checking the distance between him and the dark figure pursuing him. The boy trips over a log and sprawls onto the ground. The werewolf hauls him up and pins him against a tree. Just as the monster is about rip the boy’s fool heart out of his chest a shot rings out. The boy’s face is spattered with blood.

Mary Winchester lowers the still smoking sawed off.

She drives the boy home in her sapphire blue Mustang. Cheeky Show. Mary tells Asa he’s going to be fine. And that the thing that attacked him was a werewolf. One that she’d been tracking for a long time. She casually says they had history. And that with the exception of the odd loose end, she’s officially retired from hunting.

“But if you retire, who is going to save people like me?”

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‘Supernatural’: I deserve some pie

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“The One You’ve Been Waiting For”
November 10, 2016

THEN

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NOW

Sam comes back to the Bunker after an early morning grocery run. Is Dean feeling scrambled or fried? Dean doesn’t look up from his laptop. He says he’s not that hungry. Sam is like, I’m sorry have we met?  He pops the lid on the pastry box. How about pie?

Sweet Chuck, Sam remembered the pie!

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‘Supernatural’: Time and space

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“American Nightmare”
November 3, 2016

THEN: “You must be one of us. One of the psychics. We’re all a part of something.”

NOW

The church bells ring. Sunlight streams through the stained glass windows. A small group of parishioners offer their morning devotions. A woman stands in the back of the sanctuary, framed by the open doors. She walks slowly down the center aisle. Blood pours from the puncture wounds in her feet. There are matching marks on her palms. A woman praying in a pew screams as she passes by.

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‘Supernatural’: I have to go

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“The Foundry”
October 27, 2016

THEN: “You were good at this, weren’t you?”

NOW

Two hipsters who should spend more time studying horror movies and less time on their Yelp reviews and man buns walk into an abandoned house. Natalie follows the sound of a crying baby to a back bedroom. A crib sits in the empty room. A bare lightbulb flickers above it. She folds back the blanket but there’s no baby. Just a creepy, horrible doll.

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The couple try to flee but the door slams shut, trapping them inside the room.

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‘Supernatural’: Filling in the blanks

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“Mamma Mia”
October 20, 2016

THEN: “Screw. You.”

NOW

Sam is having the sexy times with Lady Cardboard and I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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It’s a spell induced hallucination. Another attack on Sam’s mind designed to gather information. You know, if Lady Cardboard does end up being Sam’s love interest, the upside is it will give his Peen of Death a chance to do us all a solid.

The spell begins to wear off. Sam comes to back in the chair in the middle of the cellar.

“So … was it good for you?”

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‘Supernatural’: This is our life

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“Keep Calm and Carry On”
October 13, 2016

THE ROAD SO FAR

“You gave me what I needed most. I want to do the same for you.”

NOW

Dean and Mary stare at each other. She’s wary and confused. He’s stunned. He approaches her and hesitantly asks if she’s really … real? He slowly reaches out a hand to touch her, to make sure she’s solid and not a ghost. In a blink, Mary has him face down on the ground in an arm lock with her bare foot on his neck.

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‘Supernatural’: I wish we could just be family again

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“Alpha and Omega”
May 25, 2016

THE ROAD SO FAR

Their shoulders held the sky suspended;
They stood, and Earth’s foundations stay;
What God abandoned, these defended;
And saved the sum of things for pay.

NOW

Chuck’s body falls to the floor with a thud.

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