October 20, 2016
THEN: “Screw. You.”
Sam is having the sexy times with Lady Cardboard and I just threw up in my mouth a little.
It’s a spell induced hallucination. Another attack on Sam’s mind designed to gather information. You know, if Lady Cardboard does end up being Sam’s love interest, the upside is it will give his Peen of Death a chance to do us all a solid.
The spell begins to wear off. Sam comes to back in the chair in the middle of the cellar.
“So … was it good for you?”