‘Bachelor in Paradise’: The Dothraki raid

Bachelor in Paradise
August 21, 2018

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‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Looks like orphans have ruined true love once again.

Bachelor in Paradise
August 22, 2017

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‘Bachelor in Paradise’: In which we discover that Dean is actually a complete dick

Bachelor in Paradise
August 21, 2017

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‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Welcome to Paradise, now GTFO.

Bachelor in Paradise
August 14 & 15, 2017

As you and the entire world knows, after two days of filming this summer, production on Bachelor in Paradise abruptly and dramatically shut down and all of the contestants were flown home. Something mysterious — and still not thoroughly explained — happened between contestants DeMario Jackson and Corinne Olympios, alarming producers and instigating a two-week investigation. From what I gather, the gist of it was Corinne, hopped up on champagne and pills, initiated something in the pool with DeMario and some of the producers were worried it wasn’t consensual. However, the lawyers decided it was, and two weeks later, everyone but Corinne and DeMario returned to Paradise to drink fruity drinks and rub their bits and pieces together. Crisis averted!

Except not, because they still had to say something about it on the show.

So how’d they do?

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This Asshole finally gets exactly what he deserves on ‘The Bachelor’

The Bachelor
March 13, 2017

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‘The Bachelor’: Dramatic Irony

The Bachelor
March 6, 2017

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‘The Bachelor’: In which I remind everyone that THEIR PARENTS ARE WATCHING THIS.

The Bachelor
February 27, 2016

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‘The Bachelor’: The dirty work of Hometowns

The Bachelor
February 20, 2017

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‘The Bachelor’: Swimming with sharks

The Bachelor
February 13, 2017

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