That time Tom Arnold, of all people, could have saved us all from Donald Trump but didn’t.

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I’m going to think about the fantasy world of ‘Game of Thrones’ because I can’t deal with our real world right now.

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‘Hawaii Five-0’: Doris is the worst

Hawaii Five-0
“Ka makuahine a me ke keikikane”
November 4, 2016

drum drum drum 150 EPISODES!

Moonlight is hard at work in the McKitchen preparing the perfect dinner and dessert. Y’all, if the writers ever run out of ridiculous ways to kill tourists I would totally watch H50 as a cooking show. He puts on a sports coat, lights the candles, and is just pouring the wine as the doorbell dings. He opens the door for Lynn, who I don’t think we’ve seen since they had that one date last season.

And I’m just going to say it. She looks like she’s cosplaying Pretty Woman. That shade of blonde and those bangs are not cute.

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‘Silicon Valley’ stars were attacked for not being Trump supporters. Welcome to TrumpWorld, everyone!

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Hopefully, this is the second to last time we will have to talk about this batshit insane election. ~fingers crossed~

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‘Newsradio’ predicted this election 20 years ago, and we did not heed its warnings.

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Hey Netflix, the cast of ‘Firefly’ has a few questions for you.

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FX keeps murdering my shows. Stop murdering my shows, FX.

FX has cancelled the funny and bold Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll after only two seasons in their ongoing purge. What did I ever do to you, FX? Why are you trying to hurt me? Continue reading “FX keeps murdering my shows. Stop murdering my shows, FX.”

This new ‘Game of Thrones’ casting rumor is everything

There is a rumor out there — only a rumor, folks — that Angela Lansbury will be joining the cast of Game of Thrones for two episodes. And I don’t care that it’s just a rumor, and I don’t even care who she may or may not play, I’m just `going to go ahead and get excited about this.

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Let’s start speculating wildly on who Jim Broadbent is going to play on ‘Game of Thrones.’ I’ll start.

Oscar-winning actor Jim Broadbent has joined the cast of Game of Thrones for a “significant” role. Continue reading “Let’s start speculating wildly on who Jim Broadbent is going to play on ‘Game of Thrones.’ I’ll start.”