Category: real housewives of new jersey

‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Childish poses

by Therese Odell, posted in real housewives of new jersey: season 7

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Nama’Stay Away From Me”
October 23, 2016

First of all, episode title, it is “NAMAST’AY away from me,” not “NAMA’STAY away from me.” It’s right there on the shirt!

Second of all, after a couple of interesting episodes in Vermont and one emotional episode, we are right back to this season’s boring holding pattern, so you might want to go make yourself a quick espresso or something, because madonn’. So boring.

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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Arrivederci, Meatball

by Therese Odell, posted in real housewives of new jersey: season 7

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“The Importance of Being Family”
October 16, 2016

It’s time for Meatball to go to meatball prison for committing meatball fraud, and I am not going to cry because Meatball brought this upon himself by being a dumb meatball. I’M NOT GOING TO CRY, DAMMIT.

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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Checking attendance

by Therese Odell, posted in real housewives of new jersey, real housewives of new jersey: season 7

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Picking Sides”
October 9, 2016

Like me catching up with this season, and a violence-free Posche fashion show, they said it couldn’t be done. Shows what they know.

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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Teresa v. Jacqueline: Round ∞

by Therese Odell, posted in real housewives of new jersey: season 7

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“The Other C Word”
October 2, 2016

It was always going to come to this. It was always going to happen this way. You can’t fight fate.

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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Take a lap

by Therese Odell, posted in real housewives of new jersey: season 7

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Rage on My Ass”
September 25, 2016

We begin this episode exactly where we left the last: with Teresa telling her cugini that she doesn’t want to have a relationship with them, but, confusingly, that her “door is always open.”  Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Take a lap” →

‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: All happy famiglie are the same

by Therese Odell, posted in real housewives of new jersey, real housewives of new jersey: season 7

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Cut the Cancer Out”
September 18, 2016

And the most depressing season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey keeps chugging along.

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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Famiglia reunion

by Therese Odell, posted in real housewives of new jersey: season 7

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Driving Miss Siggy”
September 11, 2016

We begin with Siggy’s son coming home after passing his driver’s test, and immediately demanding a car. As the mother of a 15-year-old who is counting down the days until his 16th birthday, I feel your pain, Siggy. I feel it.

Later, Siggy, Siggy’s Ex-Husband, Siggy’s Ex-Husband’s New Wife, Siggy’s Ex-Husband’s New Son and Son all go to Delmonico’s to celebrate Son’s 17th birthday. There, Son bitches about his mother being too affectionate with him and Siggy cries thinking about him when he was a baby. I FEEL YOUR PAIN, SIGGY. I FEEL IT.

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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Sympathy for the Meatball

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“All Bets Are Off”
September 5, 2016

So this episode was a bummer. Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Sympathy for the Meatball” →

‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Is there a spa treatment for boredom?

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Spa-Cation”
August 28, 2016

To celebrate Teresa cutting off her ankle monitor — but really, in an attempt to force Teresa and Jacqueline to try to work things out — all five ladies head to some spa out in the woods together for the weekend. And if you, like me, were hoping this trip would be interesting, you’re out of luck. It’s not. Oh my God, it’s not.

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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Famiglia time

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Swimming with Gefilte Fishes”
August 21, 2016

Ugh. Dolores. Does anyone actually care about Dolores? SHOW OF HANDS: Who cares about Dolores? Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Famiglia time” →