The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Growing Up Jersey”
November 8, 2017
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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: A taste issue
The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Not Over It”
November 1, 2017
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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Being a shitty friend means never having to say you’re sorry
The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“The Public Shaming of Melissa”
October 25, 2017
‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: In which Joan Rivers gets dragged into it
‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Hey, at least Teresa didn’t throw the crab cake
The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Let Them Eat Cake”
October 11, 2017
The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Taking the Cake
The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Shady Beach”
October 4, 2017
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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Reunion’: In which murder clowns get involved
‘Real Housewives of New Jersey: Reunion’: Oh, right, there was a reunion I never wrote about. Sorry.
The Real Housewives of New Jersey
Reunion, Part 1
November 6, 2016
I don’t know what happened. I don’t know why it took me until this new season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey debuted for me to recap the reunion special that aired almost a year ago. I don’t really have an excuse but laziness and distraction.
I will point out that part one of the reunion special aired three days before the Presidential Election, and I was busy fantasizing about having our first female President, trying to imagine what excuse Mitch McConnell was going to come up with to explain why she wouldn’t be allowed to fill the Supreme Court vacancy and bracing myself for Trump TV and its broadcasts full of rants about how Hillary Clinton stole the election. You’ll notice that the date of the second reunion was five days after the Presidential Election. I’m not sure I was out of bed yet.
But all of that is (mostly) behind us now, and the new season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey debuted last night, so what better time to revisit last season’s reunion and remind ourselves where we left off with these stugats?
RuPaul, ‘Bob’s Burgers’ and all the other Emmy winners you care about but won’t see on Sunday’s broadcast
‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: One-on-none
The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“And Then There Were Four”
October 30, 2016
After 16 weeks we’ve finally come to the end of the Most Boring Season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey Ever. Not a single table was thrown, nor weave pulled, even Mortadella was on her best behavior. But we did get some riveting stuff about kitchen counters and driver’s licenses, right? UGH. Go ahead and take off your Louboutins, we have one last episode to run through.
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