The Rio Olympics: Gold, Girls and Grindr

Sorry for missing the last few days of blogging, y’all. I’ve just been so busy booting up Grindr and hunting down dates with journalists. (Just kidding! Journalists can’t afford dates!) Look, people, the first rule of Grindr is we don’t talk about Grindr, specifically whom we see on Grindr. The second rule is NO STRAIGHTIES ALLOWED. I don’t show up at your fantasy football party and tell everyone which Facts of Life actress you’re all jerking off to together, or whatever the fuck you people do there. Leave our sexy, horny Olympic hotties to get theirs.

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The Rio Olympics: Gymnasts Hit the Floor

Wow! I can’t believe we’re here!

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Not just here, in Rio, a city founded by giant steampunk spider monsters (according to the opening ceremonies interpretive dance medley), but also HERE on Foolish Watcher, a spiffy new television destination. Also founded by giant steampunk spider monsters. True facts!
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Twitter Party: ‘Nancy And Tonya’ Is Everything.

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In Sochi, Bob Sleds You (On Your Face)

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In Sochi, Boring Olympics You (I Don’t Even Know Anymore)

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In Sochi, Dance Ices You

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In Sochi, Skate Figures You

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In Sochi, Alpine Skis You

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In Sochi, Ceremony Open You

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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Not the flippling out I’d hoped for

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Stick It”
June 13, 2011

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