Tubular’s Terrible Commenter Downhill Super-G Combined Slalom

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“The telling of our humble Canadian story”

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Smiley N. Pool : Chronicle Olympic Bureau

This actually happened.

Whether you consider the 2010 Winter Olympic games from Vancouver a tragedy, a failure, an inspiration or just a distraction from all your usual programming, after two weeks of Olympic coverage what will be Vancouver’s legacy?

Beijing greeted us with a big, elaborate vision of a brave new world, just as we ourselves were on the precipice of a potential sweeping change in our own country. Two years later, things are just a lot more … well, bleak. Some of us, weary of lots of “hopey changey” bombast and spectacle, just can’t be moved by CGI whales swimming across the floor. Or dudes with neck beards from YouTube reading slam poetry. Or post-apocalyptic tap dancers. Canada tried to portray itself as a country that stands at the front of the world, unafraid to take a leap into the future and lead the global society in the charge.

And, well? That’s just not the Canada we know. We, of course, being Americans, with our American point-of-view and, most importantly, our American broadcaster, NBC. Unfortunately, on this side of our friendly border, Vancouver’s legacy was beamed into our television machines with maddening delays, puzzling programming choices and an American-centric focus. The whole shebang was tinged with an ever-present sense of clumsiness that I feel had much more to do with Rockefeller Center than anything happening in British Columbia.

Now what of the closing ceremony? MUCH BETTER. Canada showcased its sense of humor, its rustic charms and its pride in even the most silly aspects of its culture.

So what happened? Here’s our recap:

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So very much speed skating

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The Olympic night you’ve been waiting for

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Desperately seeking skating

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Bode wins gold, “aboriginal” skaters and I’m forced to watch hockey

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Siblings skate, ski jump bores, super-G confuses

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I’m proud be an American, apparently

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Charlie Krupa /

AP

Sure, but let’s see how she handles a bottle of Korbel.

There’s something about the Olympics that inspires a strange sense of intense national pride. When you see our athletes win, or hear our anthem play at the podium, it’s all just very emotional. No matter your politics or worldview, it’s just nice to see other Americans attaining success at something they’ve worked very hard for and representing our country with dignity on the world stage.

Tonight is a good night for the U.S.A. It’s really good if you’re Shaun White, Shani Davis, Lindsey Vonn, and Apolo Ohno.

Shaun White is actually extra lucky, because I’m pretty sure Cris Collinsworth has a crush on him. There’s a whole package on how Shaun White is single-handedly pushing the boundaries of snowboarding in his crazy Colorado snowboarding lair where he invents increasingly more dangerous tricks. Even when it means he lands on his face. And look! Collinsworth abducted Tony Hawk to ask him how he thinks White will do. The answer? He thinks he’ll do well!

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Men get fabulous on the ice; Jacobellis falls down, goes boom

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Speed skating, moguls, luge and other things that give me anxiety

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