The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“A Life to Envy”
July 31, 2016
Yous guys. I haven’t watched ahead, so I honestly do not know the answer to this, but is this season going to improve? I know I’m waaaaaay behind, but I don’t know that I can take an entire season of the Follettos bitching at each other about Melissa’s dumb boutique, which is pretty much what this entire episode was. Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Signore Mom”
The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Leopard is the New Black”
July 24, 2016
Technically, Â we begin this episode with the Housewives’ morning routines, but aside from the fact that thanks to her ankle monitor, poor Teresa can’t even go the length of her driveway to make sure the girls make it onto the school bus, nothing interesting is actually revealed. (That said, I’m pretty sure the girls can find their way down to the end of the driveway, so this isn’t exactly a crisis?) Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Lady parties are the worst. There, I said it.”
The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Trash-Talking”
July 27, 2014
Continue reading “‘Real Housewives of New Jersey:’ Rumor has it”
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“Reunion, Part 2”
October 13, 2013
Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: The long goodbye”
The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Reunion, Part 1”
October 7, 2013
Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’ Reunion: Welcome to the Boringdome”
The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Salon, Farewell”
September 29, 2013
Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey:’ Pyrrhic victories”
The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Hair We Go Again”
September 22, 2013
Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: In which Grimace lunches with Victoria Gotti”
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“The Blonde Drops a Bombshell”
September 15, 2013
Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Minding their businesses”
The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Zen Things I Hate About You”
September 8, 2013
Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey:’ Tightrope a dope”