‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’: Revenge of the Bunny

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
“Reunion, Part 2”
April 18, 2017

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‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’: WE HAVE TO GO BACK

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
“Reunion Part 1”
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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Reunion’: In which murder clowns get involved

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
Reunion, Part 2
November 13, 2016

Hey, check out part one of the reunion special over here if you missed it.

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‘Real Housewives of New Jersey: Reunion’: Oh, right, there was a reunion I never wrote about. Sorry.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
Reunion, Part 1
November 6, 2016

I don’t know what happened. I don’t know why it took me until this new season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey debuted for me to recap the reunion special that aired almost a year ago. I don’t really have an excuse but laziness and distraction.

I will point out that part one of the reunion special aired three days before the Presidential Election, and I was busy fantasizing about having our first female President, trying to imagine what excuse Mitch McConnell was going to come up with to explain why she wouldn’t be allowed to fill the Supreme Court vacancy and bracing myself for Trump TV and its broadcasts full of rants about how Hillary Clinton stole the election. You’ll notice that the date of the second reunion was five days after the Presidential Election. I’m not sure I was out of bed yet.

But all of that is (mostly) behind us now, and the new season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey debuted last night, so what better time to revisit last season’s reunion and remind ourselves where we left off with these stugats?

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The ‘Twin Peaks’ finale, Corinne speaks on ‘Bachelor in Paradise,’ ‘Little Evil’ and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week

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Still no TV news, but here’s why you should never bring Melisandre to a baby shower.

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‘The Real Housewives of New York City’: Giving credit where (producing) credit is due.

The Real Housewives of New York
Reunion, Part 3
September 14, 2016

We begin the third and final part of the reunion with a montage about Sonja and how all those other bitches excluded her time and time again this season for no good reason. Oh, does Sonja drink too much and does she sometimes forget to put on underwear and does she try to claim that she’s a burlesque performer and does she maybe sleep with 23-year-olds?

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‘The Real Housewives of New York City’: Run the Jules

The Real Housewives of New York
Reunion, Part 2
September 7, 2016

We begin the second half of the reunion with an update on Bethenny’s health: the surgery she should have gotten in the first place went well and she’s perfectly great you guys, no more gushing blood from her lady parts and passing out in Bed Bath and Beyonds, it’s all good.  Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New York City’: Run the Jules”

‘The Real Housewives of Dallas’: Embrace the poop

The Real Housewives of Dallas
“The Reunion”
June 19, 2016

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‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’: The long goodbye

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
“Reunion, Part 1”
April 19, 2016

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