‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Lady parties are the worst. There, I said it.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Leopard is the New Black”
July 24, 2016

Technically,  we begin this episode with the Housewives’ morning routines, but aside from the fact that thanks to her ankle monitor, poor Teresa can’t even go the length of her driveway to make sure the girls make it onto the school bus, nothing interesting is actually revealed. (That said, I’m pretty sure the girls can find their way down to the end of the driveway, so this isn’t exactly a crisis?) Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Lady parties are the worst. There, I said it.”

‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: New year, new yous

OH, MY AMICI! Where have I been? Why haven’t I been keeping up with my favorite dumb felonious goombahs? I don’t even know!

The truth is, my Meatballs and Folletttos were somehow misplaced during the move from Tubular, and I’m only just now finding them and catching up. And while I might have to abbreviate some of these entries, I swear on my legitimate citizenship and my own — not my twin’s — driver’s license that I will catch up. As Madonna is my witness, I will catch up, yous guys.  Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: New year, new yous”

‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Maybe it would be faster if we just asked who hasn’t been a stripper and call it a day.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
Reunion, Part 3
October 14, 2012

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‘Real Housewives of New Jersey:’ Rumor has it

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Trash-Talking”
July 27, 2014

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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: The long goodbye

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Reunion, Part 2”
October 13, 2013

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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’ Reunion: Welcome to the Boringdome

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Reunion, Part 1”
October 7, 2013

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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey:’ Pyrrhic victories

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Salon, Farewell”
September 29, 2013

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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: In which Grimace lunches with Victoria Gotti

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Hair We Go Again”
September 22, 2013

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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey:’ Tightrope a dope

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Zen Things I Hate About You”
September 8, 2013

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‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Wyatt Derp

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“Horse Whisperer to a Scream”
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