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Month: December 2016
John Cena is brawny and brainy on an uneven ‘Saturday Night Live’
Saturday Night Live
John Cena & Maren Morris
December 10, 2016
Having an athlete host Saturday Night Live is something of a crap shoot. Some athletes are naturally charismatic and funny, like Charles Barkley and the Manning brothers, but for the most part, these are not people who have much in the way of comic timing or acting abilities.
But you know who have both of those skills in spades? Professional wrestlers. And professional wrestler John Cena is an undeniably charming individual with clearly a good sense of humor about himself. The only real surprise about his hosting of SNL is that it took this long to happen. Unfortunately for John Cena and his comedy talents, he was underserved by the writing on an uneven episode of Saturday Night Live last night.
Some sketches played on Cena’s physique and athleticism hilariously, others felt like half-good ideas gone wrong. One political sketch was one of the best they’ve done all season, another was a complete waste of time. It was just all over the place. Maybe when Cena returns — and hopefully he will return — the writing will be as strong as his weirdly giant muscles.
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President-elect Trump is going to remain an executive producer on ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ and why are we even surprised anymore? This is just what reality is now, God help us.
‘Married to Medicine: Houston’: An astrological reading for filth
Married to Medicine: Houston
“War at the Roses”
December 3, 2016
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Seth Meyers is really tired of you media assholes normalizing the alt-Nazi twits. Please stop it.
Let’s meet the 30 new ‘Bachelor’ contestants and point and laugh.
So Chicago native Nick Viall, this jackhat, is back for a third — fourth if you count Bachelor in Paradise — stab at reality show love as the titular Bachelor beginning on January 2nd. ABC just released photos and bios of the thirty – 30!!! – women who actually want date, maybe even marry, this mumble box for reasons that are absolutely baffling to me.
The most interesting thing about the contestants is that despite their mutual love for dolphins, Olivia Pope and The Little Mermaid, this is without question the most diverse cast in the history of this show. I don’t want to get myself into trouble because it’s difficult to tell from a still photo and race is a social construct and yadda yadda yadda, but it appears that around a third of these women are people of color. Who cares about who wins The Bachelor this season; the bigger question is is there a chance we will have our first black Bachelorette next summer? Maybe! Fingers crossed!
Click below to meet your new cast.
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Is your favorite fall show about to be cancelled? MAYBE. POSSIBLY. IT COULD HAPPEN.
It’s finally happened: ‘The Bachelor’ is making wine. There is one called ‘The Final Rosé.’ Now if you’ll excuse me, my head is about to explode.
‘Hairspray Live!,’ ‘The Walking Dead’ fall finale, ‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week.
HAIRSPRAY LIVE! — BTS Promo — Pictured: (l-r) Dove Cameron as Amber Von Tussle, Derek Hough as Corny Collins, Maddie Baillio as Tracy Turnblad — (Photo by: Trae Patton/NBC)
SHOWTIME AT THE APOLLO: Steve Harvey hosts SHOWTIME AT THE APOLLO airing Monday, Dec. 5 (8:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. CR: Anthony Behar/Fox
TARAJI’S WHITE HOT HOLIDAYS: Taraji P. Henson in TARAJI’S WHITE HOT HOLIDAYS airing Thursday, Dec. 8 (8:00-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. ©2016 Fox Broadcasting Co. CR: Tommy Garcia/FOX
