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♬ Man in the Mirror – Michael Jackson
Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
OK, we are in the last days of the election, which I am both grateful for and terrified of. Does anyone else have heartburn? Because I have so much heartburn.
Last night, Vice President Kamala Harris appeared at a CNN town hall. It was originally scheduled to be the final debate between herself and Former President Candy Corn, but he canceled and additionally refused to do a town hall with them. During the town hall, Vice President Harris called Former President Squirrel Scalp a fascist twice. The problem, though, is that a fascist is exactly what his cult wants, so.
Tomorrow, both candidates will be right here in Texas: Former President Hitler’s Number One Fan is going to do Joe Rogan’s podcast; while Vice President Kamala Harris will be here in Houston doing a rally with none other than Beyoncé and Willie Nelson. I know which I’d rather be in attendance for.
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And that’s if Former President Losers and Suckers makes it to Austin — he dropped out of another event just the other day.
If you’re here in Houston, here’s where you can sign up for the Harris rally.
I would usually save this for Tuesday’s post, but we are too close to the election to sit on anything: Stacey Williams, a former model who dated Jeffrey Epstein back in the 90s, claims that Former President When You’re a Star They Let You Do It groped her with Epstein’s approval.
Because never forget, ladies, these guys hate us:
Tucker Carlson basically endorses a coup attempt if Harris wins: “When they tell you they’ve won, no! You can look them straight in the face and say, ‘I’m sorry. Dad’s home. And he’s pissed!'”
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.bsky.social) October 23, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Especially since his Fox & Friends segment from a Bronx barbershop was edited in the exact same way.
They’re going to give Steve Kornacki his own cam on Election Night.
Reminder: Election coverage is likely to go on for days because Former President Terrible Loser is a terrible loser.
Everything Trump Touches Dies.
And this is great, Sarah Jessica, but let’s not forget, Sex & the City once featured a Former President Fake Businessman in a cameo back in the day, cementing his image as a muckety-muck.
Megan Thee Stallion has feelings about Sex & the City.
But what would Megan think of this insightful Twitter thread about how the characters would vote?
Charlotte York: lifelong registered Republican. Doesn’t tell the other girls. Has a whole other set of WASPy ladies who lunch friends who share her views. Donates generously. pic.twitter.com/IpY39TEK2Q
— Gay Interrupted (@GeyInterrupted) October 22, 2024
Samantha Jones: she’s in her bag. Largely votes republican but as the most Trump coded of the girls donates to both parties and makes sure she’s seen with notable figures from both sides. pic.twitter.com/oK09i2k6Mz
— Gay Interrupted (@GeyInterrupted) October 22, 2024
Too retarded to have his own opinions does what Miranda tells him. pic.twitter.com/ILegKhe9in
— Gay Interrupted (@GeyInterrupted) October 22, 2024
Ice cold Republican. Zero qualms. pic.twitter.com/xn0YiqSPlX
— Gay Interrupted (@GeyInterrupted) October 22, 2024
Dick too big to care about politics. pic.twitter.com/GU8O2io52r
— Gay Interrupted (@GeyInterrupted) October 22, 2024
Apparently, Ted Danson and Kelsey Grammer have been beefing for 30 years, and we had no idea. Everything is all good now, though.
The kids don’t want your sex and romance in their stories, thanks.
Don’t steal from the Man v. Food guys, y’all.
Don’t improperly hunt alligators, y’all.
We could have had a Brady Bunch spinoff if Cindy Brady wasn’t an anti-vaxxer, trans- and homophobic weirdo.
We could have had a spinoff of House of Cards had Kevin Spacey not ruined everything.
Renewals
- We Might Regret This has been renewed for two more seasons on BBC.
Cancellations
- Good Omens will end with a 90-minute episode on Prime Video instead of a third season.
In Development
- Phony, a comedy starring Connie Britton, has been given a pilot order at Hulu.
- A documentary about the U.S. Men’s National Soccer Team in the leadup to the 2026 World Cup is in the works at HBO.
- La Oficina, a Mexican version of The Office, has been set at Prime Video.
Casting News
- Matthew Law has been cast in Abbott Elementary on ABC.
- Tommie Earl Jenkins has joined The Rainmaker on USA.
- Mika Abdalla has been cast in The Pitt on Max.
- Laurie Metcalf and Eric McCormack will guest star on Elsbeth on CBS.
Mark Your Calendars
- The Agency premieres on Paramount+ on November 29.
- Cruel Intentions debuts on Prime Video on November 21.
- Based on a True Story returns on Peacock on November 21.
- Maria debuts on Netflix on December 11.
- The Merry Gentlemen debuts on Netflix on November 20.
- Making Manson debuts on Peacock on November 19.
- Countdown: Paul vs. Tyson streams live on Netflix on November 15.
- Honest Renovations: A Holiday Home Makeover debuts on Roku on November 8.
- A Plan to Kill will debut on Oxygen on October 27.
- In Cold Water: The Shelter Bay Mystery debuts on Prime Video on November 12.
- Hard North debuts on Prime Video on November 29.
- The American Soldier debuts on The History Channel on November 11.
- Mystery At Blind Frog Ranch returns on Discovery Channel on November 20.
- Game Changers premieres on Discovery Channel on November 5.
- Tex Mex Motors premieres on Netflix on November 22.
- The Law According to Lidia Poet 2 debuts on Netflix on October 30.
- Mr. Plankton will debut on Netflix on November 8.
- Prime Target will debut on Apple TV+ on January 22.
- Fortune Feimster: Crushing It debuts on Netflix on December 3.
R.I.P.
Alan Sacks, Co-creator of Welcome Back, Kotter, and Disney Channel producer
Ron Ely, Actor who starred in the 1960s TV series Tarzan
WATCH THIS
Territory: Powerful factions move in to try to take control of Australia’s largest cattle station in what sounds like some sort of Aussie mix between Yellowstone and Succession + Anna Torv. Series premiere. Netflix
Canary Black: Kate Beckinsale stars in this thriller as a woman who is blackmailed by terrorists to betray her country in order to save her husband. Premiere. Prime Video
Beauty in Black: This is NOT “Beyond Black Beauty” which is a take on the classic Black Beauty story, but instead a Tyler Perry series about a stripper and and a wealthy family who is in cosmetics or something. Very different. Netflix
Star Trek: Lower Decks: Season premiere. Paramount+
Old: I’m not saying this movie is good, because it definitely is not. But it is batshit insane, which is something, I guess. 7:05 p.m., Syfy
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Sacha Baron Cohen, Brett Goldstein, Ian Lara
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: Tom Holland, David Remnick
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: TBA
- After Midnight: Colton Dunn, Scott Aukerman, Diona Reasonover
- The Daily Show: Fat Joe, host Michael Kosta
| THUR | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | 9-1-1 (new) |
Doctor Odyssey (new) |
Grey’s Anatomy (new) |
| CBS | Georgie & Mandy’s First Marriage (new) |
Ghosts (new) |
Matlock (new) |
Elsbeth (new) |
| CW | Scrabble (new) |
Trivial Pursuit (new) |
News/Local |
| FOX | Hell’s Kitchen (new) |
Crime Scene Kitchen (new) |
News/Local |
| NBC | Law & Order (new) |
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (new) |
Found (new) |