If you will excuse me, I have to go back to Miami immediately.
@christiangabriellopez @Zoo Miami such a cute exhibit
Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
This happened yesterday:
BREAKING: Donald Trump, who tried to overthrow the results of the 2020 presidential election and inspired a deadly riot at the Capitol in a desperate attempt to keep himself in power, has filed to run for president again in 2024. https://t.co/iqIcaN3SZA
— NPR (@NPR) November 16, 2022
That’s correct: as threatened repeatedly, Former President Traitor announced he was running for President again and the collective response was … “Eh.” Or, rather, worse than that, some mocked, including formerly dependable allies of the Former Liar-in-Chief:
The Washington Examiner called him a “three-time loser” and demanded that Republicans must “say no” to him.
Right-wing Washington Examiner dumps Trump: “Trump 3.0 is a changed man — he’s now a loser” https://t.co/Kw8Wam7sis
— Boing Boing (@BoingBoing) November 16, 2022
But even more devastatingly, Rupert Murdoch’s New York Post did this:
New York Post is clearly excited about ex-President’s announcement of third try: pic.twitter.com/SY9KpIuogU
— Michael Beschloss (@BeschlossDC) November 16, 2022
And here’s the entire hilarious article:
NY Post: Florida Man Makes Announcement —> story deep inside on page 26. pic.twitter.com/rccr3OcD1P
— Christine Romans (@ChristineRomans) November 16, 2022
Notably, CNN and Fox News — yes, Fox News — cut away from the announcement as Former President Narcissistic Personality Disorder rambled on so long that his security had to prevent people from leaving.
— 🎉🕊MYSTIC🕊🎉 💥🇺🇸UNITY MEANS EVERYTHING🇺🇸💥 (@MDomino07) November 16, 2022
Even Ivanka has announced that she will not be involved in her father’s campaign.
After last week’s disappointing midterms in which most of the Former Cheeto-in-Chief’s handpicked candidates lost, many Republicans are looking to free themselves of his grip on the party. He’s just not a winner! He lost the popular vote in 2016 by 3 million votes; he lost the 2018 midterms; he lost the 2020 election by 7 million votes; and he’s largely responsible for the 2022 midterm losses.
And that is putting aside all of the legal trouble he is in: the Department of Justice continues to investigate his taking of top secret documents and the events of January 6; the January 6th Committee continues to investigate him; he is still being investigated by Georgia for possible election fraud, oath of office violations, conspiracy, and racketeering in his attempt to steal the 2020 election; the Trump Organization has been hit with criminal charges in New York; and he’s being sued for defamation by E. Jean Carroll after he called her a liar when she claimed he raped her in the 1990s.
But he still has a weirdly loyal cult-like base which makes him dangerous to the GOP: if he wins the nomination, it will be 2020 all over again but this time high on meth; if he loses the nomination to someone like Ron DeSantis, he will try to burn the entire party down. In that event, it’s likely Former President Tin Foil Hat would run as an independent, peeling away a third of the Republican voting block. The Republicans can’t afford to run him and they can’t afford to not run him.
I’m not gullible enough to think he can’t win again — 2016 scarred me. But, buoyed by the results of the midterms, I remain cautiously optimistic that this country was so traumatized by the chaos of his presidency that we will not allow that to happen to us again. In the meantime, let the GOP fight it out while we pray that Merrick Garland finally gets around to DOING SOMETHING.
.@TheSimpsons As predicted in 2015 pic.twitter.com/BQEbCXAyy2
— Al Jean (@AlJean) November 16, 2022
The backlash to Candace Cameron Bure’s comments about appearing on GAC because it focuses on “traditional” families — i.e., heterosexual couples — continues to receive backlash: The president and CEO of GLAAD called her comments “irresponsible and hurtful”:
including LGBTQ people of faith, who know that LGBTQ couples and families are deserving of love and visibility. As the company's Chief Creative Officer, her statement is harmful and insulting to LGBTQ employees, as well as employees with LGBTQ friends and family.
— Sarah Kate Ellis (@sarahkateellis) November 16, 2022
and seriously consider whether they want to be associated with a network that holds exclusion as one of its values.
— Sarah Kate Ellis (@sarahkateellis) November 16, 2022
JoJo Siwa said it is “rude and hurtful to a whole community of people”;
And on that post, Cameron Bure’s former Full House and Fuller House co-star, Jodie Sweetin responded to Siwa by saying, “You know I love you ❤️❤️.”
Brendan Fraser will not be returning to the Golden Globes after being fondled by former president Phillip Berk, thankyouverymuch.
Also, Brendan Fraser is a mensch, but I feel like we already knew that.
You can finally kick people off of your Netflix account.
DC’s Stargirl filmed two endings for season three: one as the series finale which will be used; the other in the improbable event that a fourth season was ordered. This bums me out, thinking about all the creatives at The CW who saw what was coming and could do nothing about it except try to end their shows on their own terms, while hoping at the same time that it wasn’t coming to an end.
Denise Richards and her quack husband Aaron Phypers were shot at in a road rage incident in Los Angeles. They are both fine.
Jon Stewart responded to the Dave Chappelle/SNL commentary to say, “I don’t believe that censorship and penalties are the way to end antisemitism or to gain understanding. I think it’s the wrong way to approach it.”
It’s a point, but not one I agree with — no one is censoring Chappelle. He will put out more comedy specials, and go on tour, and he hosted Saturday Night Live after being an unapologetic transphobe for fuck’s sake. While I respect Jon Stewart, I can also recognize that he is another man of a certain age who seems to think the world is trying to silence other men of a certain age, to which I say, “IF ONLY.”
Zoë Kravitz has just put the hope for a third season of Big Little Lies out of its misery. Not gonna happen.
Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis’ daughter has some thoughts about nepotism if you give a single shit.
Paramount is starting its own round of layoffs. And Warner Bros. Discovery is still out here firing people.
Apple has released the details and prices for their MLS Soccer plan if you care.
Renewals
- Kids Baking Championships has been renewed for an 11th season on Food Network.
Cancellations
- Hunters will end with season two on Prime Video.
- It’s not an outright cancelation, but Resident Alien‘s season three order has been cut from 12 episodes to 8. Stay tuned.
In Development
- A LGBTQ wedding comedy film from Gabrielle Union and Eva Longoria is in the works at Prime Video.
- A third Princess Diaries movie is being developed at Disney.
- The Washington Post story “A U.S. murder suspect fled to Mexico. The Gringo Hunters were waiting,” is being turned into a thriller drama for Netflix.
- How To Survive Everything is being adapted into a TV series.
- Roku has acquired 150 episodes of The Great British Baking Show.
Casting News
- Kyle Chandler and Glenn Close have joined the cast of Back In Action on Netflix.
- Cybill Shepherd and Steve Guttenburg will star in How to Murder Your Husband on Lifetime.
- Jennifer Grey will play Gwen Shamblin in Gwen Shamblin: Starving for Salvation on Lifetime.
- Natalia Dyer, Alex Alomar Akpobome, Aisha Alfa, Annabelle Dexter-Jones, and Li Jun Li have joined the cast of Based on a True Story on Peacock.
- Lucia Mendez, Jorge Perugorria, Karina Gidi, and Raul Briones have been cast in La Maquina on Hulu.
- Stormy Daniels will host For The Love of DILFs on OUTtv.
- Amna Nawaz and Geoff Bennett are the new hosts of PBS NewsHour on PBS.
- Laura Jarrett is moving from CNN to NBC News.
Mark Your Calendars
- Kindred will debut on FX on December 13.
- Emancipation will premiere on Apple TV+ on December 9.
- The Recruit premieres on Netflix on December 16.
- Dr. Seuss Baking Challenge will debut on Prime Video on December 13.
- Casey Anthony: Where the Truth Lies premieres on Peacock on November 29.
- Something from Tiffany’s will debut on Prime Video on December 9.
- The Apology will debut on Shudder on December 16.
- Atsuko Okatsuka: The Intruder will premiere on HBO on December 10.
- The Confession will premiere on Prime Video on November 25.
- My Unorthodox Life will return on Netflix on December 2.
- Grails will debut on Hulu on December 14.
- Paris Blues debuts on AXS on November 25.
- Last Chance U: Basketball returns on Netflix on December 13.
- A Man of Action will debut on Netflix on November 30.
- Qala will debut on Netflix on December 1.
- Single’s Inferno 2 will return on Netflix on December 13.
- First Love will debut on Netflix on November 24.
- Baking It will return on Peacock on December 16.
- Hunters returns on Prime Video on January 13.
- Tis the Season: The Holidays on Screen will premiere on CNN on November 27.
- Unveiled: Surviving La Luz del Mundo will debut on HBO Max on December 6.
- How to Murder Your Husband will premiere on Lifetime on January 14; Bad Behind Bars: Jodi Arias on January 21; Sherri Papini: I Kidnapped Myself on January 28; Gwen Shamblin: Starving for Salvation on February 4.
- Love Without Borders premieres on Bravo on November 30.
- Dance Monsters will debut on Netflix on December 16.
R.I.P.
Dan Lembo, Survivor: Nicaragua contestant
WATCH THIS
Fleischman’s In Trouble: Jesse Eisenberg and Claire Danes star in this dramedy about a man struggling to get back into the Manhattan dating scene following his divorce, which is further hampered when his ex-wife disappears leaving his two young daughters with him. Series premiere. Hulu
The Wonder: Florence Pugh stars in this psychological drama as a nineteenth-century English nurse who investigates a young girl who claims she hasn’t eaten in months in what could be a medical anomaly or possible miracle. Premiere. Netflix
Limitless with Chris Hemsworth: Chris Hemsworth is out here making a whole docuseries about his “personal journey” to combat aging and unlock the “full potential” of the human body. STEP ONE: Be an impossibly hot Australian. Series premiere. Disney+
Some motivation to start your week off right, courtesy of @ChrisHemsworth.#LimitlessWithChrisHemsworth is streaming this Wednesday, only on #DisneyPlus! pic.twitter.com/wYkf4bXAcK
— Disney+ (@DisneyPlus) November 13, 2022
The Santa Clauses: Tim Allen and Elizabeth Mitchell star in this new series based on The Santa Clause movies, in which Santa searches for his replacement. Series premiere. Disney+
Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Anya Taylor-Joy, Glen Powell, Patti Smith, Bruce Springsteen
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: John Leguizamo, Zoe Kazan, Paolo Nutini, Arjuna Contreras
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Michael Shannon, Tig Notaro
- The Late Late Show with James Corden: Idina Menzel, James Marsden, Beth Orton
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: Kumail Nanjiani, P!nk
- The Daily Show: Jonathan Majors
- Watch What Happens Live: Lisa Barlow, Amber Tamblyn
WEDS. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
ABC | The Conners (new) |
The Goldbergs (new) |
Abbott Elementary (new) |
Home Economics (new) |
Big Sky (new) |
CBS | Survivor (new) |
The Amazing Race (new) |
So Help Me, Todd (repeat) |
CW | Stargirl (new) |
Kung Fu (new) |
Local |
FOX | The Masked Singer (new) |
LEGO Masters (new) |
News/Local |
NBC | Chicago Med (new) |
Chicago Fire (new) |
Chicago P.D. (new) |
The best thing about Roku acquiring 150 episodes of the Great British Baking Show is that the first two seasons will now air in the US for the first time! Just watched the first episode and it reminded me how great Sue and Mel are, and how many changes have happened over the years (no Star Baker in the first season!).