MONDAY
Supernatural: Billie surprises everyone with a visit to the bunker as the show moves to a new night. 7 p.m., The CW
The Plot Against America: A crazy alternate history in which a dangerous racist becomes President of the United States. Can you even imagine? Series premiere. 8 p.m., HBO
9-1-1: Lunch ends in disaster in the mid-season premiere. 7 p.m., Fox
Roswell, New Mexico: Season premiere. 8 p.m., The CW
My Brilliant Friend: Second season premiere. 9 p.m., HBO
TUESDAY
Niall Ferguson’s Networld: A historian explains to us that the interconnectivity isn’t a new concept in this new series. 7 p.m., PBS
The Conners: Ben shaves his beard. 7 p.m., ABC
Leprechaun marathon: Happy St. Patrick’s Day, you little monsters. 7 p.m., Syfy
WEDNESDAY
Little Fires Everywhere: Reese Witherspoon and Kerry Washington star in this adaptation of the best seller. Series premiere. Hulu
Motherland: Fort Salem: OK: What if, the Salem Witch trials ended in a truce in which the witches cut a deal with the government to use their powers to defend the country, instead of being burned at the stake? That’s where we’re starting from in this new series. 8 p.m., Freeform
Brockmire: Season four (and final) season premiere. Prepare yourself for a time jump. 9 p.m., IFC
American Housewife: Heads up: this is moving from Fridays to Wednesdays. 8:30 p.m., ABC
THURSDAY
Top Chef: The All-Stars are back for a season set in Los Angeles (until it moves somewhere else). Season premiere. 9 p.m., Bravo
After Truth: Disinformation and the Cost of Fake News: An examination of the threat of “fake news” and how it affects the average citizen. ~cough cough cough~ 8 p.m., HBO
Feel Good: Mae Martin and Lisa Kudrow star in this new dramedy about a stand-up comedian as she deals with sobriety and a new girlfriend. Series premiere. Netflix
FRIDAY
Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness: Just trust me, this is going to be your next binge watch. It literally has EVERYTHING. You have to watch this trailer, and then thank me in the comments. Netflix
The Blacklist: Two-part midseason premiere. 7 p.m., NBC
Self Made: Inspired by the Life of Madam C.J. Walker: Octavia Spencer plays America’s first African-American self-made millionaire in this new limited series. Netflix
The Letter for the King: Basically, this is a teen Game of Thrones. It’s been receiving decent reviews, though, so who knows? Netflix
SATURDAY
X-Men: Dark Phoenix: I mean, listen. I haven’t heard great things about this, but it’s all HBO is offering, so. 7 p.m., HBO
The DNA of Murder with Paul Holes: “My Favorite Murder” fans know what it means to be “hot for Holes.” Season premiere. 6 p.m., Oxygen
SUNDAY
Curb Your Enthusiasm: I forsee an entire season predicated on social distancing in the future of this show. Season finale. 9 p.m., HBO
The Circus: Who could have guessed a global pandemic would close out this season? 7 p.m., Showtime
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