Pelosi just took away one of President Teevee’s very favorite things and I am here for it.

Oh damn, Nancy Pelosi just canceled (or at least delayed) the State of the Union on Donald Trumpderber and said that it’s his own damn fault for shutting down the government and not providing the funding for security. Being on the TeeVee and yammering about how great he is is President Unindicted Co-Conspirator’s VERY FAVORITE THING, and she just took it away from him because she can. This is going to make him SO MAD. Delicious. (Also, remember how there was that brief rebellion against Pelosi and people were suggesting that she shouldn’t be House Speaker anymore? Yeah.)

Julia Roberts will not be returning to Homecoming for the second season which 1. I didn’t realize a second season had been greenlit and 2. I didn’t realize this was news?

Bob Costas and NBC Sports have broken up after 40 years. Bye, Pink Eye.

Here’s the real story of Project Blue Book.

The creators of the dueling Fyre Festival documentaries are now talking shit about one another.

We now know how John will return on Supernatural.

Things I learned today: The recently departed Carol Channing was the very first Super Bowl Halftime performer. The year was 1970 and the game was held at Tulane Stadium in New Orleans.

Apparently, Roku added Alex Jones’ Infowars channel … for about five minutes. People FREAKED OUT because Alex Jones does not need a platform for his dangerous conspiracy theories, and they pulled the channel.

Oh, Chris Hansen.



  • Channel Zero has been canceled at Syfy which is a DAMN SHAME because people were finally starting to talk about it after the creepiness of Pretzel Jack.
  • Trial & Error is officially dead and gone.

In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendars

  • Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt will stream its final episodes beginning January 25.
  • The Last O.G. will return on TBS on April 2.
  • Better Things returns on FX on February 28.
  • Now Apocalypse will debut on Starz on March 10.
  • Gone will debut on WGN on February 27.
  • Rachel Brosnahan will host Saturday Night Live this weekend.


The Real Housewives of New Jersey: All it is says is ays is “whine country” so I guess they’re going back to Northern California? Fortunately, Meatball won’t be around to call his wife names this time. 8 p.m., Bravo

Deadly Class: There is only one show about a school for assassins that has Henry Rollins in its cast and this is it. Series premiere. 9 p.m., Syfy

Schitt’s Creek: Season premiere. 9 p.m., Pop

Riverdale: Mid-season premiere. 7 p.m., The CW

All American: Mid-season premiere. 8 p.m., The CW

Wayne: I haven’t seen this, but it looks like an American version of The End of the Fucking World — and fittingly, the teenage serial killer is replaced by a teenager vigilante. Peak American. Series premiere. YouTube

Late Night:

  • Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Don Cheadle, Rita Ora
  • Late Night with Seth Meyers: Jim Gaffigan, Frankie Shaw, A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie, Jason McGerr
  • The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Jake Gyllenhaal, Pete Holmes, Rebecca Traister
  • The Late Late Show with James Corden: Cobie Smulders, Joel Kim Booster
  • Jimmy Kimmel Live: Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin, Stephan James, Sharon Van Etten
  • The Daily Show: Keegan-Michael Key
  • Busy Tonight: Andy Samberg
  • Watch What Happens Live: Lena Waithe

WEDS. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC The Goldbergs
Modern Family
Single Parents
Match Game
CBS The Big Bang Theory
Young Sheldon
CW Riverdale
All American
FOX Gordon Ramsay’s 24 Hours to Hell and Back
The Masked Singer
NBC Chicago Med
Chicago Fire
Chicago P.D.

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