Here’s your trailer for America under Trump The 100‘s radiation burn-filled 4th season. It begins on January 20th February 1st.
Here are just a couple of funny guys throwing out possible new catchphrases for the new season of Celebrity Apprentice and playing with Snapchat filters and absolutely not discussing the giant orange turd in the room or all of the hideous conflict of interests that his involvement with the show represents. Hahaha, “Hasta la vista, baby!” So funny! Keep up the great work, Jimmy Fallon! You’re really doing such a good job over there, buddy! NO REASON AT ALL TO WORRY ABOUT NBC’S TIES TO TRUMP. NO REASON AT ALL.
The funniest Trump-related story you’ll read today: Scott Baio got into a fight with Nancy Mack, wife of the drummer of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, about Trump which involved her screaming “GRAB ‘EM BY THE PUSSY” at Scott Baio and “trying to show Baio how Trump hugs women.” TEAM MRS. RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS DRUMMER.
In other super fun Trump news: reportedly the transition team were offering ambassadorships to talent managers who could get them A-list talent to perform at the inauguration. COOL COOL COOL COOL COOL COOL COOL
We’ve got some Game of Thrones spoilers to discuss you guys: These pictures from Spain show the clear victor(s) and clear loser(s) in a particular battle. Don’t even hover over the link if you want to remain pure.
Emmy Rossum appears to have won her salary fight and Shameless will most likely be back for an eighth season, hooray!
Speaking of paydays, apparently Oscar hosts are paid $15,000. It is less than I think most people thought, but when you think about it, for 3 or 4 hours work, it’s not bad.
Steve Harvey is going to host the Miss Universe pageant again, what could go wrong?
The new Star Trek series has cast its lead and it might have big implications for The Walking Dead.
Molly Ringwald is going to be in your new Archie series, Riverdale, as, appropriately enough, Archie’s mom.
Oh, and Mackenzie Phillips is going to make an appearance on the One Day at a Time reboot, so that’s a nice thing.
Unsolved Mysteries will begin streaming somewhere soon — where remains a mystery. OH I WENT THERE.
Here’s a quick little teaser for this week’s SNL and the real question is when is Chance the Rapper going to host? Seriously, I’m asking.
How I Met Your Father is going forward after all, this time with the writers from This Is Us, because they are magic according to Hollywood rules that state anyone associated with the most recent big hit can save anything.
In other development news:
- NBC is moving forward with #blessed, a workplace comedy about a mommy blog.
- CBS is considering making a reboot of the Honeymooners.
R.I.P. Bernard Fox, actor on Bewitched and Hogan’s Heroes among others.
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What Would You Do? Holiday Edition: Do let the elf follow his dreams to become a dentist or what? 9 p.m., ABC
iHeartRadio Jingle Ball: Justin Bieber; Ariana Grande; Diplo; the Chainsmokers; Fifth Harmony; Charlie Puth; Lukas Graham; DNCE; and Niall Horan all perform. 7 p.m., The CW
Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Casey Affleck, Sienna Miller, Solange Late Night with Seth Meyers: Mariah Carey, Colin Quinn, Megadeth, Dave Lombardo The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: James Franco, Michael Stipe, Gad Elmaleh The Late Late Show with James Corden: Katie Holmes, Seth MacFarlane Jimmy Kimmel Live: Blake Shelton, Andrea Riseborough Conan: Diego Luna, Billy Eichner, the Pretenders The Daily Show: Rob Corddry Watch What Happens Live: Keegan-Michael Key, Megan Mullally
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What Would You Do? Holiday Edition (new) |
| CBS | The Big Bang Theory (new) |
The Great Indoors (new) |
Mom (new) |
Life in Pieces (new) |
Pure Genius (new) |
| CW | iHeartRadio Jingle Ball (new) |
Whose Line is it Anyway? (repeat) |
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| FOX | Hell’s Kitchen (repeat) |
Rosewood (repeat) |
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| NBC | NFL Football: Rams at Seahawks (live) |