All of the jokes that were simply too mean to tell on The Golden Globes

by Therese Odell, posted in watch this

Now I need a duck and a tiny hoodie.

@useless_farm

I think they’re just jealous smh

♬ original sound – Useless Farm

Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

Here are the jokes Nikki Glaser didn’t tell at the Golden Globes. (The Alec Baldwin one is ROUGH.)

The Golden Globes reportedly loved working with Glaser and will be asking her to host again.

Wait, hold up, The Simpsons is moving to Wednesdays? This feels very wrong.

Hoda Kotb’s last day on Today is Friday and Jenna Bush Hager isn’t handling it well.

This is a lovely visit to the Colombian set of Netflix’s One Hundred Years of Solitude.

If you’re just dying to give SNL some money for some reason, they are selling merch that ties into the 50th anniversary.

Following the death of The Vivienne, the first winner of RuPaul’s Drag Race U.K., Tyra Sanchez, the season two winner of RuPaul’s Drag Race, posted some really shocking comments and is being dragged for it. She continues doubling down, though, because this is the most attention she’s received in a hot minute.

GOOD.

Hoping Andi Dorfman is healthy and home with her new baby.

My heart is absolutely broken for Aubrey Plaza. Hoping she and everyone else who loved Jeff Baena find peace.

#MeToo

SO. The whole Blake Lively/Justin Baldoni mess blew up over the holidays, somehow even more than it already had?

Following Lively’s complaint against Baldoni with California’s Civil Rights department on December 20, The Voices of Solidarity Award from Vital Voices revoked their award to Baldoni for “advocating on behalf of women and girls”; Liz Plank, Baldoni’s co-host on his podcast The Man Enough Podcast, announced she was leaving the show; Sony Studios threw their support behind Lively and condemned the attacks on her; more stars came out to support Lively; and Baldoni’s former publicist, Stephanie Jones, sued Baldoni for breach of contract. (But stick a pin in that one, because it’s super messy, and Jones isn’t innocent in this mess.)

On December 31, Lively officially sued Baldoni himself, his studio, and the publicity firm he used and on the same day, Baldoni filed a libel lawsuit against The New York Times, claiming they conspired with Lively’s team to smear him. Ironic, I know. He also claims in the lawsuit that Ryan Reynolds pressured WME to fire him as a client, but WME is denying this. (Of course, who is WME going to stand with, the biggest movie star ON EARTH or the guy that everyone hates right now?) Oh, and his legal team is teasing countersuing Lively, which is maybe not the way to convince the world that you aren’t a retaliatory asshole, but what do I know.

In the wake of the Blake Lively/Justin Baldoni mess, Kate Beckinsale opened up about her own experiences of being abused on set over many years, including being assaulted by crewmembers, being called names by co-stars, and being forced to do a photo shoot the day after she had miscarried.

This is a good rant from Kayleigh Donaldson at Pajiba about how easy it is to smear women — Blake Lively, Amber Heard, Meghan Thee Stallion, Angelina Jolie — because our society is primed to hate and distrust women.

I would add to this that one of the reasons Blake Lively’s story is unfolding a little differently than the others is that, again, she is married to the BIGGEST MOVIE STAR IN THE WORLD, and in comparison, Justin Baldoni is relative nobody. It has nothing to do with Lively’s own power, but the man she is associated with. Long story short: patriarchy is a helluva drug.

Zachery Ty Bryan has been arrested for domestic violence again.

Noushin Faraji, a longtime hairdresser at Fox News, is suing the company claiming she was fired after raising complaints about workplace misconduct and refusing to have sex with host Skip Bayless.

Armie Hammer says he’s getting a lot of work and insists that people now recognize that he “got fucked” by the stories about his alleged abusive behavior. I am exhausted.

In Development

Casting News

  • Ali Carr has joined Saturday Morning Q! on QVC.

Mark Your Calendars

  • The Last of Us returns on HBO and Max in April.
  • Chad Powers will debut on Hulu soon.
  • Kinda Pregnant will debut on Netflix on February 5.
  • The Kardashians returns on Hulu on February 6.
  • Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man premieres on Disney+ on January 29.
  • Coach Prime returns today on Prime Video.
  • Gypsy Rose: Life After Lock Up returns on Lifetime on March 10.

R.I.P.

Greg Gumbel, CBS Sports anchor and commentator, and brother of Bryant Gumbel

Olivia Hussey, Actress in Franco Zeffirelli’s controversial Romeo and Juliet

Richard Cohen, Veteran reporter for CBS News and husband of Meredith Viera

Keller Fornes, Star of Great American Family’s County Rescue

Emilio Echevarría, Mexican actor who appeared in Amores Perros, Y tu mamá también, Die Another Day, and Die Another Day

Irv Wilson, Producer of TV-movies and former NBC programming executive

Dayle Haddon, Model and TV actress

Charles Shyer, Oscar-nominated screenwriter who wrote Private Benjamin, Father of the Bride I and II, Irreconcilable Differences, Baby Boom, and I Love Trouble

Roger Pratt, Oscar-nominated cinematographer known for his work on Batman and Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Jim Short, Stand-up comedian

OG Maco, Rapper

Paul Bamba, Cruiserweight world champion boxer

Luca Meixner, German soccer player

Perry, the miniature donkey who inspired Eddie Murphy’s Shrek character

WATCH THIS

Will Trent: Will is drawn to his past to solve a crime in the season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC

Deal or No Deal Island: Season two premiere. 7 p.m., NBC

Kitchen Nightmares: Season nine premiere. 7 p.m., Fox

Doc: When a powerful doctor loses her memory, her entire life is turned upside down. Series premiere. 8 p.m., Fox

High Potential: The team investigates the case of a young girl attacked on the beach. Winter premiere. 8 p.m., ABC

The Irrational: Alec is called to find a renowned tennis player in the winter premiere. 9 p.m., NBC

The Rookie: John and the team welcome two new rookies. Winter season premiere. 9 p.m., ABC

Jerry Springer: Fights, Camera, Action: This documentary series goes behind the scenes of television’s most outlandish and controversial talk show. Premiere. Netflix

Late Night:

  • Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Pamela Anderson, Andrew Rannells, Lil Baby
  • Late Night with Seth Meyers: Quinta Brunson, Matt Rogers
  • The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Tilda Swinton, Isabella Rossellini
  • After Midnight: Zach Cherry, Pete Holmes, Corin Wells
  • Jimmy Kimmel Live: Cher, Ebon Moss-Bachrach, Sheila E.
  • The Daily Show: Halina Reijn, host Desi Lydic
  • Watch What Happens Live: Erika Jayne, Racquel Chevremont

TUES. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Will Trent
(new)		 High Potential
(new)		 The Rookie
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CBS FBI
(repeat)		 FBI: International
(repeat)		 FBI: Most Wanted
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CW WWE NXT
(new)		 Local
FOX Kitchen Nightmares
(new)		 Doc
(new)		 News/Local
NBC Deal or No Deal Island
(new)		 The Irrational
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