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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
The Golden Globe nominations are out and it’s some nonsense, as per usual. No English Teacher? No What We Do in the Shadows? No Evil? No Fallout? No The Boys? But The Gentlemen and Squid Game — WHICH HASN’T EVEN COME OUT YET — get nominations? Come on.
Here are some notable snubs and surprises amongst the Golden Globe nominations, as if they mean anything at all.
STOP TAGGING BOWEN YANG IN RANDOM POSTS ABOUT ASIAN PEOPLE. It’s racist and gross.
Laura Benanti has no time for Zachary Levi: “I was like, ‘F— you forever.'”
Brian Cox can’t stop won’t stop talking shit about Jeremy Strong.
Bill Lawrence knows you’re apprehensive about a Scrubs reboot and that they could blow it.
Someone else is suing over Don’t Look Up, claiming Netflix stole their idea and they want ~checks notes~ $3 billion. OK.
Following their respective splits from their husbands, Kyle Richards and Teddi Mellencamp are now roommates.
The incoming FCC chair is promising to support local stations over the interests of the national broadcasters which … well … buckle up, I guess.
Jeopardy! fans are clutching their pearls over the word “boob.”
Be careful, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II!
I hope the Robertson family helps Phil find comfort and peace.
In Development
- A series based on the life of Salvatore “Sammy the Bull” Gravano is being developed by FX.
- Devil’s Ranch, a military drama, is in development at ABC.
- WWE LFG and WWE’s Greatest Moments have been ordered at A&E.
Casting News
- Mark Eydelshteyn will star in Mr. & Mrs. Smith on Prime Video.
- Paddy Considine, Lara Pulver, Joanne Froggatt, Anson Boon, Mandeep Dhillon, and Jasmine Jobson have joined the untitled Guy Richie series on Paramount+ with Showtime.
- Teyonah Parris has joined Matchbox on Apple.
- Alisyn Camerota is leaving CNN, effective immediately.
Mark Your Calendar
- Severance returns on Apple TV+ on January 17.
- Yellowjackets returns on Showtime on February 14.
- The Gorge debuts on Apple TV+ on February 14.
- Dexter: Original Sin premieres on Paramount+ on December 13, Showtime on December 15.
- The Wheel of Time returns on Prime Video on March 13.
- Invincible returns on Prime Video on February 6.
- Star Trek: Section 31 premieres on Paramount+ on January 24.
- Beast Games debuts on Prime Video on December 19.
- On Call will premiere on Prime Video on January 9.
- Ilana Glazer: Human Magic debuts on Hulu on December 20.
- A Real Bug’s Life returns on Disney+ on January 15.
- Love After Lockup: Crime Story will premiere on ALLBLK in February.
- Rogue Heroes will return on MGM+ on January 12.
- Rose Matafeo: On and On and On premieres on Max on December 19.
- Cassandra debuts on Netflix on February 6.
- Julia’s Stepping Stones will debut on Netflix on December 18.
- Public Disorder will premiere on Netflix on January 15.
- Culpa Tuya debuts on Prime Video on December 27.
- American Idol returns on ABC on March 2, following The Oscars.
- Joker: Folie à Deux will premiere on Max on December 13 and HBO on December 14.
- Red One will begin streaming on Prime Video on December 12.
- The One Chicago crossover event will take place on NBC on January 29.
- Torching 2024: A Roast of the Year premieres on Netflix on December 27.
- Saturday Night’s Main Event will air on NBC and Peacock on January 25.
- The Jetty debuts on BritBox on December 13.
R.I.P.
Mark Withers, Actor who appeared in Dynasty, Stranger Things, Sense8, Wonder Woman, Magnum P.I., The Dukes of Hazzard, Remington Steele, Hill Street Blues, Dallas, Days of Our Lives, L.A. Law, Matlock, Frasier, The King of Queens, Criminal Minds, Drop Dead Diva, and Castle
Steve Mensch, President and manager of general operations of Tyler Perry Studios
Paul Maslansky, Police Academy producer
Robin Ayers, Journalist, author, and host at KBLA 1580 radio
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- Late Night with Seth Meyers: Taron Egerton, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Billy Crystal, Arooj Aftab
- After Midnight: Michael Urie, Jessica Williams, Luke Tennie
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: Jason Bateman, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, 50 Cent
- The Daily Show: TBA
- Watch What Happens Live: Chase Lemacks, Cloyce Martin
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