The Golden Globes nominations are out and continue to be hard to take seriously

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The Golden Globe nominations are out and it’s some nonsense, as per usual. No English Teacher? No What We Do in the Shadows? No Evil? No Fallout? No The Boys? But The Gentlemen and Squid Game — WHICH HASN’T EVEN COME OUT YET — get nominations? Come on.

In light of the Golden Globe nominations, here are the answers to your questions about eligibility, and which TV shows could be considered.

Here are some notable snubs and surprises amongst the Golden Globe nominations, as if they mean anything at all.

Obviously Taylor Sheridan cast Bella Hadid to play his girlfriend on Yellowstone. OBVIOUSLY. But also, like, what are YOU doing on the show, Sir?

STOP TAGGING BOWEN YANG IN RANDOM POSTS ABOUT ASIAN PEOPLE. It’s racist and gross.

Laura Benanti has no time for Zachary Levi: “I was like, ‘F— you forever.'” 

Brian Cox can’t stop won’t stop talking shit about Jeremy Strong.

Bill Lawrence knows you’re apprehensive about a Scrubs reboot and that they could blow it.

Someone else is suing over Don’t Look Up, claiming Netflix stole their idea and they want ~checks notes~ $3 billion. OK.

Following their respective splits from their husbands, Kyle Richards and Teddi Mellencamp are now roommates.

LOL, The Sun accuses The Talk hosts of phoning it in for the last episodes and Jerry O’Connell is all insulted.

The incoming FCC chair is promising to support local stations over the interests of the national broadcasters which … well … buckle up, I guess.

Jeopardy! fans are clutching their pearls over the word “boob.”

Get well soon, Randy Moss.

Be careful, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II!

I hope the Robertson family helps Phil find comfort and peace.

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Mark Your Calendar

  • Severance returns on Apple TV+ on January 17.

  • Yellowjackets returns on Showtime on February 14.

  • The Gorge debuts on Apple TV+ on February 14.

  • Dexter: Original Sin premieres on Paramount+ on December 13, Showtime on December 15.

  • The Wheel of Time returns on Prime Video on March 13.

  • Invincible returns on Prime Video on February 6.

  • Star Trek: Section 31 premieres on Paramount+ on January 24.

  • Beast Games debuts on Prime Video on December 19.

  • On Call will premiere on Prime Video on January 9.

  • Ilana Glazer: Human Magic debuts on Hulu on December 20.

  • A Real Bug’s Life returns on Disney+ on January 15.

  • Love After Lockup: Crime Story will premiere on ALLBLK in February.

  • Rogue Heroes will return on MGM+ on January 12.

  • Rose Matafeo: On and On and On premieres on Max on December 19.

  • Cassandra debuts on Netflix on February 6.

  • Julia’s Stepping Stones will debut on Netflix on December 18.

  • Public Disorder will premiere on Netflix on January 15.

  • Culpa Tuya debuts on Prime Video on December 27.

R.I.P.

Mark Withers, Actor who appeared in Dynasty, Stranger Things, Sense8, Wonder Woman, Magnum P.I., The Dukes of Hazzard, Remington Steele, Hill Street Blues, Dallas, Days of Our Lives, L.A. Law, Matlock, Frasier, The King of Queens, Criminal Minds, Drop Dead Diva, and Castle

Steve Mensch, President and manager of general operations of Tyler Perry Studios 

Paul Maslansky, Police Academy producer

Robin Ayers, Journalist, author, and host at KBLA 1580 radio

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