I have not stopped laughing at this “Am I the Asshole” thread since I read it yesterday. Jorts is the hero we need right now. (This is a two-parter, and it is imperative that you read both parts.)
AITA for “perpetuating ethnic stereotypes” about Jorts? https://t.co/sC58aB3ecK pic.twitter.com/pHFeuxhoqH
— Am I the Asshole? (@AITA_online) December 14, 2021
SHE FUCKIN BUTTERED JORTS https://t.co/7CjS0Fm5Ab
— catpettingway (@neongrey33) December 15, 2021
you BUTTER jorts? you coat his orange body like the blueberry muffin? oh! oh! jail for pam! jail for pam for One Thousand Years!
— All Is Calm All Is Alexandra Erin (@AlexandraErin) December 15, 2021
Fox News: if you force people to get vaccinated they will quit and your business will collapse!!!!1!
— Pavel A. Samsonov (@PavelASamsonov) December 15, 2021
Reality: people will fold and get vaccinated as soon as they're forbidden to go into the building with Jorts the cat pic.twitter.com/4zhuu0OAVS
The real lesson Jorts taught us was that in this world, some are privileged, some are margarinalized, it's just unfair
— Shiv Ramdas Traing To Rite Buk (@nameshiv) December 16, 2021
Just got new professional portraits done. Going with this one. #jorts pic.twitter.com/rnPhqEVfN5
— Dr. Sarah T. Roberts (@ubiquity75) December 14, 2021
This is just to say
— Lou (@LouNoDear) December 15, 2021
I have buttered
the Jorts
who was in
the closet
and who
you were probably
keeping around
for staff morale
forgive me
he was adorable
so stupid
and so orange
"Noodle has no bones" and "She buttered Jorts" are completely nonsensical statements to humans prior to 2021, and yet they are delight now
— Beth Revis 🖤 (@bethrevis) December 15, 2021
All Other TV News
Welp. Jeff Garlin has been fired from The Goldbergs. I’m sorry, they have “mutually agreed” that he will leave the show effective immediately. So, you know, fired.
I mentioned a couple of weeks ago that Garlin had given Vanity Fair a weird interview in which Maureen Ryan questioned him about allegations that he had been inappropriate on the set, and he both denied and confirmed the claims, saying that he was just being silly. Some of the allegations included yelling the word “vagina” at people, being gruff with co-workers, and suggesting to one female castmate that she should come to the table read in only her underwear. And Deadline had more:
Following the VF interview, Deadline was contacted by a number of current and former co-workers of Garlin. Speaking on condition of anonymity over fear of retribution, they spoke of a great work environment on the show, which would change dramatically on the days Garlin is on set.
“He is extremely verbally and emotionally abusive,” a Goldbergs employee told Deadline.
In his VF interview, Garlin dismissed accusations of being verbally offensive by saying that he is just being “silly” as part of his shtick as a comedian. He did note his penchant for dropping the word “vagina” on the set.
According to a source on the show, a camera assistant made a complaint to her department head about Garlin’s use of the word. After the actor found out, he reportedly put his hands around her and kept saying “vagina” in her face over and over again. Overall, Garlin’s go-to jokes that a number of people on the show found offensive were talking about grandma’s vagina, balls and brassier, a co-worker said. Additionally, he would not address some longtime female crew members by name, using instead nicknames that some also considered offensive.
The VF interview addresses an incident involving Garlin and two longtime stand-ins on the show, a married couple who are beloved by the cast and crew.
Garlin referred to it as “a joke that was completely missed — because I like this guy. I like his wife. I’ve worked with them for years.”
According to an eyewitness of the incident, Garlin did not appear to be joking as he walked behind the female stand-in. “He screamed at her, ‘Why are you always in my way? Get the f*ck out of my way’ as she was walking down the ramp on the set after they had done blocking for a scene. She was confused and looked around.” Garlin then turned to the woman’s husband,, saying, “Tell your wife to get the f*ck out of my way.”
According to sources, cast and crew were appalled, and “this was the straw that broke the camel’s back” in terms of their tolerance for Garlin’s antics, leading to new HR complaints.
“Not just would he intimidate that woman, he would then turn around and belittle and embarrass her husband,” the witness said. “This is just the grossest abuse of power.”
Oof. Additionally, there are only a couple more episodes to shoot for the season — maybe the series — and Garlin reportedly only had one day of shooting left. According to Deadline, they’ll be using a stand-in and CGI:
As of precursor of what was to come, I hear Garlin canceled his Covid test on Monday this week. According to sources, the show used his double for what was supposed to be the actor’s last day, and his face will be superimposed using special effects in post-production. (That is practice used a number of times for Garlin in the past for various reasons, I hear.)
According to eyewitnesses, executives came to the set last night to congratulate The Goldbergs cast and crew on the show’s 200th episode and address “the elephant in the room,” revealing Garlin’s exit.
“It feels a little surreal that he will never be here again but the mood on the set is ecstatic,” one person said. “In fact several people cheered when the execs said that Jeff would not be returning.”
Additionally, I hear The Goldbergs has received an additional four-episode order, bringing its ninth season to 22 episodes, I hear.
According to the Vanity Fair interview, Garlin had considered not returning for this season. It sounds more and more like maybe he should have stuck with that gut feeling.
I’m going to reveal something very shocking to you, but the talking heads over at Fox News are a bunch of cynical hypocrites:
When This is Us returns, you better have tissues ready for episode 4, apparently. Milo Ventimiglia is warning us that it will be brutal.
Merry Christmas from Ted Lasso and his mustache!
Another day, another Bravo celebrity being a racist asshole.
DirecTV’s satellite and Stream services are going to be pricier beginning next month.
The Witcher has teamed up with … Old Spice? And the first commercial is kinda good?
MacGruber the series is out in the wild as of today. To celebrate, please enjoy Will Forte’s very bad, not good Christopher Walken impersonation as he goes day-drinking with friend and former castmate, Seth Meyers:
Renewals
- Yellowjackets has been renewed for a second season on Showtime.
- CSI: Vegas has been renewed for a second season, but William Petersen will not be returning.
- You Bet Your Life; 25 Words or Less; Dish Nation; and Divorce Court have all been renewed.
- Bunk’d has been renewed for a sixth season on Disney Channel.
In Development
- XYZ, a workplace comedy, is being developed at ABC.
- The Atlas Six, a fantasy novel, is being adapted into a series at Amazon.
- The Witchverse, an animated anthology series, is being developed at Disney+.
- The Hated is being turned into a live-action series at Netflix.
- The Sound of 007, a documentary about the music in James Bond movies, is being made at Apple TV+.
- A series about African Warrior Queen Nzinga starring Yetide Badaki is in the works at Starz.
- Brooklyn 45, an original horror film, is in the works for Shudder.
- Bring It On: Cheer or Die is being made for Syfy.
- The Goonies reenactment project which was originally developed at Fox is now moving to Disney+.
- Megan Thee Stallion has signed a first-look deal with Netflix. Hometown girl is having quite the week!
Casting News
- Sam Waterston will return on the reboot of Law & Order on NBC. Odelya Halevi is also joining the series.
- Jon Hamm is returning to Good Omens on Amazon.
- John Patrick Amedori is joining Three Women on Showtime.
- Elizabeth Yu, Maria Zhang, Tamlyn Tomita, Yvonne Chapman, Casey Camp-Horinek are joining the cast of Avatar: The Last Airbender on Netflix.
- Here are the contestants for Joe Millionaire: For Richer or Poorer on Fox.
Mark Your Calendars
- Severance will premiere on AppleTV on February 18.
- The Righteous Gemstones will return on HBO on January 9.
- Somebody Somewhere will debut on HBO on January 16.
- Killing Eve returns on BBCA on February 27.
- Brazen will debut on Netflix on January 13.
- The House debuts on Netflix on January 14.
- Crime Scene: The Times Square Killer will premiere on Netflix on December 29.
- Scream: The True Story will premiere on Discovery+ on January 14.
- Catfish: The TV Show returns on MTV on January 5.
- Beanie Mania will debut on HBO Max on December 23.
- WWII in Color: Road to Victory will premiere on Netflix on December 22.
- Marriage Boot Camp: Hip Hop Edition returns in March 2022.
- El Deafo will premiere on Apple TV+ on January 7.
- Marvel’s Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur will premiere on Disney Channel in summer 2022.
- 2nd Annual Ha Comedy Festival: The Art of Comedy premieres today on HBO Max.
- The Dropout will premiere on Hulu on March 3.
- Bel-Air will debut on Peacock on February 13.
- Next Influencer will return on Paramount+ on January 13.
- State of the Union will return on SundanceTV on February 14.
- All of Us Are Dead will debut on Netflix in January.
R.I.P.
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