Raise your martini glass to the wonderful Ms. Jessica Walter, a.k.a. Lucille Bluth

It’s a Thursday and this puppy has a beef with the ocean:

All Other TV News

A reminder that Superstore, one of the best contemporary network sitcoms left, ends tonight.

Some Russians built their own Mandalorian ship and why the hell not?

Chrissy Teigen has had a rough year and Twitter trolls have not made it easier, so it’s not surprising that she’s decided to leave the platform. But of course, the real victim here is Meghan McCain. Funny, wasn’t Meghan McCain just pointing out yesterday that they have had too few Asian-American panelists on The View?

Fortunately, the perfect solution just landed in our laps:

Yes, we are only just starting The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, but apparently, we need to start thinking about the next Disney+ Marvel series already.

Speaking of The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, the writer who created The Winter Soldier won’t be watching any time soon.

NBCUniversal is looking for primetime advertising rates for Peacock. LOL, OK.

Jim Brockmire lives!

Early 2000s Disney Channel and Nickelodeon fashions explained:

15 years later, Miley Cyrus celebrates her alter-ego:

The Hollywood Critics Association — not to be confused with the Television Critics Association — will be hosting their own awards ceremony, thankyouverymuch.

Dick Stockton, who has called more major U.S. professional sports games for television than anyone else in history, is retiring after 55 years.

Going Viral

Ted Cruz continues to be the fucking worst.

Andrew Cuomo pulled strings to get his family, including brother Chris Cuomo, the vaccine ahead of their turns. Just resign already, bro.

The one thing that could convince Former President Incompentent’s supporters to realize that he is not one of them? The vaccine.

The fact that the Oscars will be held in person and not Zoomed is creating a backlash with nominees: “One source with scores of nominees situated around the globe told me the cost of hotel stays for two weeks or more, including the required 10 days of quarantine, will “bankrupt” their entire budget, not to mention the problems caused for some nominees who are working — if they wanted to come to the Oscars it might mean shutting down their productions for the better part of the month of April just for quarantining considerations alone that would have to take place both leaving and returning from all points international, many of them like Italy, France, the UK and more in various stages of lockdown or severe restrictions on travel.” I dunno, maybe let the foreign nominees and nominees in other parts of the country like New York Zoom in?

They paused production on Law & Order: Organized Crime because of a positive COVID test.

Magic Johnson, Arsenio Hall, and Danny Trejo got vaccinated together.

Coachella has been canceled until 2022.

Movie theaters may not have come out of the pandemic alright, but studios did just fine.


In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendars

  • Younger returns on Freeform on April 15.
  • Miracle Workers will return on TBS later this year.
  • The Girlfriend Experience returns on Starz on May 2.
  • Godfather of Harlem returns on Epix on April 18.
  • Our Towns will premiere on HBO on April 13.
  • Dad Stop Embarrassing Me! will premiere on Netflix on April 14.
  • Fall River will premiere on Epix on May 16.
  • My Love will debut on Netflix on April 13.
  • Cher & The Loneliest Elephant will debut on Smithsonian Channel on April 22.
  • Red Table Talk returns on Facebook Watch on March 31.
  • Backstrom will premiere on Acorn on April 26.
  • Irul will debut on Netflix on April 2.
  • K-Pop Evolution will debut on YouTube on March 31.
  • La Leyendade De Sergio Ramos will return on Amazon on June 18.


Jessica Walter, Legendary and brilliant actress best known as Lucille Bluth on Arrested Development, though she had a long career that spanned everything from Play Misty for Me to Archer. This one genuinely hurts your trusty blogger — she was the funniest part of one of the funniest television shows of all time, and one of my very favorite go-tos for reaction gifs. She was a treasure.

Craig “Mums” Grant, Prolific actor who appeared in Oz, Boston Legal, She’s Gotta Have It and many many others

Richard Gilliland, Actor in Designing Women, Airplane II and was Jean Smart’s husband

Joel Steiger, Producer and writer on Dynasty, Matlock, Jake and the Fatman, and Diagnosis: Murder, among others

Kim Tyler, Child actor who is best known for his role in the 60s sitcom Please Don’t Eat the Daisies

Houston Tumlin, Child actor who appeared in Talladega Nights as a child

James Levine, Metropolitan Opera conductor who had been fired over sexual harassment allegations


Superstore: America Ferrera returns for the hilarious and emotional one-hour series finale. 7:00 p.m., NBC

People Presents: Harry & Meghan’s American Dream: Because who hasn’t heard enough about these two. 7 p.m., The CW

John Wayne Gacy: Devil in Disguise: A look at one of America’s most notorious serial killers, and how the full truth about the case might still not be fully known. Premiere. Peacock

Baketopia: And for something completely different: a wild candy-colored baking competition! Series premiere. HBO Max

Solar Opposites: Season two. Hulu

Invincible: J.K. Simmons, Sandra Oh, and Steven Yeun provide the voices for this new animated superhero series from Walking Dead creator Robert Kirkman. Series premiere. Amazon

Into the Dark: Blood Moon: A mother and her ten-year-old son move to a desert town where they attract unwanted attention. Premiere. Hulu

Late Night:

  • Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Maya Rudolph, Christopher Meloni, 24Goldn
  • Late Night with Seth Meyers: Sacha Baron Cohen, Viet Thanh Nguyen, Ash Soan
  • The Late Late Show with James Corden: Chrissy Teigen
  • The Daily Show: The Daily Social Distancing Show
  • Watch What Happens Live: Paige Desorbo, Luke Gulbranson
  • A Little Late with Lily Singh: Renee Montgomery
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ABC Station 19
Grey’s Anatomy
A Million Little Things
CBS Young Sheldon
B Positive
The Unicorn
CW People Presents: Harry & Meghan’s American Dream
FOX Hell’s Kitchen
Call Me Kat
Last Man Standing
NBC Superstore
Law & Order Special Victims Unit

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