Kit Harington is going around torturing everyone with how ‘Game of Thrones’ ends and even his wife didn’t speak to him for three days

Soooooo … whatever at the end of Game of Thrones caused Kit Harington’s wife, Rose Leslie, to not speak to him for three days after he told her. So what did he say? Jon Snow lives? Jon Snow takes the Iron Throne? Jon Snow dies? Meera really is Jon’s twin sister? Bran is the Night King? (No.) Zombie Hodor takes the Iron Throne? Westeros is actually in a snowglobe owned by an autistic kid? The whole thing ends with a “TO BE CONTINUED” and George R.R. Martin smirking at the camera? Because that is the ending that would cause me to stop talking to EVERYONE for many, many, many days.

Or maybe Kit Harington told Rose Leslie how the show ended using emoticons and that’s why she didn’t speak to him for days, not that anyone would be such a monster to do such a …. oh.

Gina Rodriguez kept the secret twist from last season’s Jane the Virgin finale secret for a year and a half. That qualifies her for a role on Game of Thrones. Also, none of the Jane the Virgin characters will appear on the spinoff for at least the first season. Which is a damn shame because Rogelio deserves his own series.

Of course they’re talking about a Gossip Girl reboot. OF COURSE THEY ARE. We are five minutes away from a The OC reboot, y’all.

Wait, CBS hasn’t sold all the Super Bowl ads yet? Isn’t the Super Bowl … Sunday?

Here’s a list of the least memorable Super Bowl Halftime performances. Which is definitely not a subtweet of Maroon 5, why would you even think that? But also, how is “’Indiana Jones and the Temple of the Forbidden Eye’ featuring Tony Bennett, Patti LaBelle, Arturo Sandoval, and Miami Sound Machine” not memorable???

Here is Russell Crowe as Roger Ailes. He doesn’t actually look anything like Ailes, but I think that’s probably because Roger Ailes never smiled.

Hulu is going to test a new way to deliver ads: “pause ads” that pop up only when viewers pause what they’re watching. Sounds great! LET’S DO THIS!

TCM is hosting a “31 Days of Oscar” marathon. Here’s the full list of the Academy winners they will be showcasing.

Kyle Richards and Lisa Vanderpump are having some sort of TMZ spat, if that is your thing.

Jussie Smollett has released a statement about his attack:

Beautiful People,
Let me start by saying that I’m ok. My body is strong but my soul is stronger. More importantly I want to say thank you. The outpouring of love and support from my village has meant more than I will ever be able to truly put into words. I am working with authorities and have been 100% factual and consistent on every level. Despite my frustrations and deep concern with certain inaccuracies and misrepresentations that have been spread, I still believe that justice will be served. As my family stated, these types of cowardly attacks are happening to my sisters, brothers and non-gender conforming siblings daily. I am not and should not be looked upon as an isolated incident. We will talk soon and I will address all details of this horrific incident but I need a moment to process. Most importantly, during times of trauma, grief and pain, there is still a responsibility to lead with love. It’s all I know. And that can’t be kicked out of me.

With Love, respect & honor…

Jussie.

His spokespeople also clarified some issues that people are claiming are suspicious about the attack: namely that he did not hand over his phone, that he had the noose around his neck when the police arrived and whether or not one of his assailants was wearing a MAGA hat. (The cops only informally asked for him to surrender the phone and he’s working on getting the phone records to them; he was preserving the evidence; he never said one was wearing a MAGA hat, but rather that he said “This is MAGA country.”) Smollett is in Los Angeles and scheduled to perform tomorrow night.

Speaking of Smollett, Ellen Page was on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert last night and she had some thoughts about who, ultimately, is responsible. It’s passionate and heartfelt and truly moving:

Meanwhile, Kevin Hart is mad that you’re mad at him for commenting on the Jussie Smollett situation. OK, sit down.

Glad to hear Artie Lange is getting help, worried that it’s too little, too late.

Time’s Up

The CW is going is standing behind Salim Akil, the Black Lighting showrunner, in the wake of the accusations against him.

Michael Avenatti is not going to be charged with domestic abuse.

That Avi Lerner guy, the producer of Bryan Singers’ next movie, is doubling down on his defense of Singer.

Renewals

Cancellations

  • Travelers has been canceled after three seasons on Netflix.

In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendar

  • Shrill will debut on Hulu on March 15.

WATCH THIS

FRIDAY

Russian Doll: Natasha Lyonne relives the same terrible party in this new dark comedy. Series premiere. Netflix

The ABC Murders: John Malkovich is your new Hercule Poirot. Series premiere. Amazon

Velvet Buzzsaw: A horror movie set in the art world starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Toni Collette which looks batshit insane. Netflix

Generation Wealth: PEOPLE ARE THE WORST. Amazon

SATURDAY

Groundhog Day marathon: Get it? 10 p.m., Pop

Quentin Tarantino marathon: We’ve got your Inglourious Basterds and your Pulp Fiction and your Jackie Brown 5:25, Showtime 2

SUNDAY

Super Bowl: I mean, after the way the Patriots and the Rams got into the Super Bowl, does anyone really want to watch this game? guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 5 p.m., CBS

The World’s Best: Drew Barrymore, Faith Hill, RuPaul judge and James Corden hosts this new talent competition from traitor to this country, Mark Burnett. Season premiere! 9 p.m.-ish, CBS

Puppy Bowl: PUPPPPPIEEEEESSSSSSSSS 2 p.m., Animal Planet

Late Night:

  • Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (Friday): Anthony Mackie, Tim Gunn, Matthew Broussard

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ABC Fresh Off the Boat
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FOX Last Man Standing
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The Cool Kids
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Hell’s Kitchen
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Local
NBC Blindspot
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The Blacklist
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Dateline
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ABC NBA Basketball
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News/Local
CBS Big Brother: Celebrity Edition
(repeat)
NFL Honors
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FOX 9-1-1
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The Passage
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CBS Super Bowl
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