Dummy Jr. has no idea what the ‘N’ in ‘SNL’ stands for because he is from a family of mouth-breathing shit-for-brains

I mean, just look at this human brain fart trying to make a ha-ha: 

LOLOLOLOlolOLOLOlLOlOOLLLLL. WAIT, WAIT … DO YOU THINK “N” STANDS FOR “AND”? Oh, baby, since we’re talking about Saturday Night Live skits, I regret to inform you that you just wrote one for this week’s episode. I look forward to seeing you and Eric at the “Weekend Update” desk on Saturday.

But, to be fair to Dummy Junior, he’s probably pretty distracted, waiting for the FBI to bust in his door any day now. (And Momma’s champagne is chilling for that very day. Let’s hope it’s sooooooon.)

Here are some very pretty character posters for American Gods and an interview with Ricky Whittle. I vow to start catching up with the remaining four episodes of season one THIS WEEKEND. (Unless I get distracted by cute animal videos or something.)

If you want, you can watch this Sunday’s True Detective, Crashing and High Maintenance tomorrow.

Killing Eve will be simulcast on AMC for season two, so now you have no reason to miss this gem.

Those still mourning FilmStruck will be happy to learn that Criterion is getting its own streaming channel, The Criterion Channel. My husband will be thrilled.

A love letter to the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt theme song.

The Good Fight has a plan in place in the event that Trump is impeached, a development they would be happy to have happen.

I MEAN, WHO LIVES IN A STREET-LEVEL APARTMENT WHO DOESN’T HAVE BLINDS OR CURTAINS? COME ON.

Empire, Chicago P.D. and Person of Interest all had to shut down filming yesterday and today because of the polar vortex. (Although there are other reports that Empire returned today.)

Updates on the Jussie Smollett Story: The Chicago police have released images of two persons of interest. A neighbor claims to have seen a “redneck” with a rope hanging around before the attack. Smollett and his manager claim that they were on the phone together when the attack occurred, and that the manager heard the “MAGA” comments. However, Smollett has refused to turn over his phone to the police for this to be verified. President Pppptttt was asked about the attack and said, “It was horrible. I’ve seen it, last night. I think that’s horrible. It doesn’t get worse, as far as I’m concerned,” before changing the conversation to drugs and the wall.

Renewals

In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendars

  • The Red Line will debut on CBS on April 28. It looks … heavy.
  • The World’s Best will debut on CBS after the Super Bowl.
  • The Chi returns on Showtime on April 7.
  • City on a Hill will premiere on Showtime on June 16.
  • Hanna will debut on Amazon Prime following the Super Bowl.
  • The Walking Dead returns on AMC on February 10.
  • The Good Fight returns on CBS All Access on March 14.

R.I.P.

Louisa Moritz, Actress who appeared in many TV shows and movies, including The Incredible Hulk, M*A*S*H*, The Rockford Files and One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. She was also one of Bill Cosby’s accusers, and I’m glad she lived long enough to see him go to prison.

Dick Miller, Actor who is known for Gremlins and a bunch of minor TV roles.

Fernando Gaitan, Creator of the telenovela Yo Soy Betty, La Fea, which was turned into Ugly Betty here in the States.

WATCH THIS

Supernatural: Donatello is messing with the prophets or something. 7 p.m., The CW

Legacies: Exams are stressful. 8 p.m., The CW

Will & Grace: Will and Jack wonder if they are each other’s soul mates in the mid-season premiere. 8:30 p.m., NBC

A Star is Born: No Lady Gaga here.The ORIGINAL original 1937 version. 8:45 p.m., TCM

Late Night:

  • Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Seth Meyers, Danai Gurira, Dan White
  • Late Night with Seth Meyers: Busy Phillips, Conan Gray, Brendan Buckley
  • The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Ellen Page, Radhika Jones, Django Gold
  • Jimmy Kimmel Live: Viggo Mortensen, Rita Moreno, Summer Walker
  • The Daily Show: Rep. Ilhan Omar
  • Conan: Matt LeBlanc, Gary Gulman
  • Busy Tonight: Cecily Strong
  • Watch What Happens Live: Christina Aguilera

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How to Get Away with Murder
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Mom
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FAM
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S.W.A.T.
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CW Supernatural
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Legacies
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News/Local
FOX Gotham
(new)
The Orville
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News/Local
NBC The Titan Games
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Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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Will & Grace
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Law & Order: SVU
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