There’s not really any interesting TV news so let’s watch this hilarious anti-Ted Cruz ad because Ted Cruz is a gross wuss who needs to go away

Richard Linklater, good Texan, made this commercial about Ted Cruz, bad Texan. And I am HERE FOR IT. No one likes you, Ted. Your dad and your wife are embarrassed by your lack of conviction and wussitude, Ted. Even your daughter doesn’t want your melted face near her, Ted. You’re not even a real Texan, Ted, much less as tough as one.

You hear that, Ted?

Y’all, please please please please turn out to vote for Beto O’Rourke next month. I just can’t look at Ted Cruz’s gross face for 6 more years.

Daario is probably not coming back to Game of Thrones, but Michiel Huisman will neither confirm nor deny. What must their confidentiality agreements look like for this show?

This is fun: The new Creepshow that is coming to Shudder will feature stories written by Stephen King and Joe Hill.

There is no amount of money you could pay me to make me go into a virtual reality Red Room. Nope nope hell to the nopes.

OK, but what if The Fly was a sitcom?

Sameera Khan, a Washington correspondent for RT, tweeted out a bunch of things about how Stalin wasn’t all that bad. Uh, OK.

Stranger Things candy. WANT.

Time’s Up

Busy Philips has accused of James Franco of assaulting her on the set of Freaks and Geeks, and calls him a “fucking bully.” Sounds about right.

What is going on over at CBS, guys? I don’t even think I heard about these allegations against Criminal Minds‘ director of photography Greg St. Johns.

I hate Tucker Carlson.

Georgia, West Virginia, and Pennsylvania and a mystery state have had their licenses pulled by the Miss America pageant for revolting against Gretchen Carlson. Damn. Carlson isn’t playing with y’all.

In your “No Shit, Sherlock” study of the day, girls want more female superheroes.

Billy Bush can go choke.

Huh, the Roger Ailes movie that just cast its Roger Ailes (see below), has been dropped by its production company. Whaaa?

I never want to talk about Brett Kavanaugh again, but let me assure you, Don, those protestors were all 100% real. More real than your hair, more real than your marriage, more real than your “self-made” “fortune.”

Today is the last day to register to vote in Texas and many other states. Please please please, if you are not registered, listen to your girl, Taylor Swift, and do so today (and remember, Texans, you have to mail that in or deliver it to an appropriate location) and if you are registered, double check one last time to make sure you haven’t been purged. I AM BEGGING ALL OF YOU TO LET DONNIE GRABHANDS KNOW WHAT YOU THINK OF HIM IN NOVEMBER.

Renewals

Cancellations

In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendars

  • Making a Murderer returns on Netflix on October 19
  • Dirty John will debut on Bravo on November 25.
  • House of Cards returns on Netflix on November 2.
  • The Little Drummer Girl will premiere on AMC on November 19.
  • Enemies: The President, Justice and The FBI will air on Showtime on November 18.

R.I.P.

Celeste Yarnell, Actress known for her work on Star Trek

Arnold Kopelson, Producer

WATCH THIS

The Flash: Get back to your own timeline, already! Season premiere. 7 p.m., The CW

Black Lightning: “Lynn continues her quest much to the dismay of Agent Odell.” This is the first I’m learning there is an “Agent Odell” on this show. Why was I not notified earlier? Season premiere. 8 p.m., The CW

2018 American Music Awards: Tracy Ellis Ross hosts. ~shrug~ 7 p.m., ABC

Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: John Cena, Maggie Gyllenhaal, H.E.R. Jimmy Kimmel Live: Jennifer Garner, Romany Malco, Carrie Underwood The Daily Show: Mark Leibovich Watch What Happens Live: KJ Apa, Lili Reinhart, Luke Perry, Madchen Amick

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