MONDAY
The Voice: The Battle Rounds begin, whatever that means. 7 p.m., NBC
Martha & Snoop’s Potluck Dinner Party: Jamie Foxx, Patti LaBelle and Charlie Wilson celebrate Snoop’s birthday in the second season premiere. 9 p.m., VH1
Horror at the Cecil Hotel: This new series explores all the creepy-ass shit that has gone down in this Los Angeles hotel. LIKE, SUPER CREEPY-ASS SHIT. 9 p.m., ID
TUESDAY
Jimmy Kimmel Live!: David Letterman returns to TV for one night only! 10:30 p.m., ABC
Strange Evidence: In this new series, video evidence of weirdness is broken down and explained by experts. So, basically, don’t believe everything you see. Series premiere. 9 p.m., Science
Loudermilk: The wonderful Ron Livingston stars as Sam Loudermilk, a substance abuse counselor with a terrible attitude in this new comedy. Series premiere. 9 p.m., Audience
WEDNESDAY
Empire: Cookie hosts a competition between the label’s artists, which seems like just a super great idea that will definitely end well. 7 p.m., Fox
Freakish: Second season premiere. Hulu
Designated Survivor: Tensions rise between Mexico and America. If only there were a wall or something. 9 p.m., ABC
THURSDAY
It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown: Keep waiting, Linus. 7 p.m., ABC
The Eleven: This new series looks into the confession that inmate Edward Harold Bell made claiming he killed eleven young women, including two girls in Galveston. Series premiere. 8 p.m., A&E
The Good Place: Chidi and Eleanor grapple with the trolley problem. Look it up. 7:30 p.m., NBC
FRIDAY
RuPaul’s All Star Drag Race Queen Ruveal: This means RuPaul’s All Star Drag Race has to be returning soon, right? That’s what this means, isn’t it? 7 p.m., VH1
1922: This adaptation of the Stephen King novella of the same name looks legitimately TERRIFYING. Can’t wait. Netflix
Red Oaks: In the third season of the nostalgic comedy, Japanese investors want to buy the club. Amazon
SATURDAY
The Watcher in the Woods: Angelica Huston stars in a remake of the film that terrified every kid of my particular generation. 7 p.m., Lifetime
George Michael: Freedom: This is how bad 2016 was: I forgot that George Michael died last year. I loved George Michael, but because of all the other bullshit that went down last year, I actually had a moment a few months ago when I re-remembered George Michael had died and became depressed all over again. Anyway, this is a documentary about him. 8 p.m., Showtime</i>
Tommy Boy: “Fat guy in a little coat … fat guy in a little coat …” 7:30 p.m., Comedy Central
SUNDAY
The Walking Dead: They are promising this season won’t be as mopey and terrible as last season. We’ll see. Season premiere. 8 p.m., HBO
Outlander: It’s an extra long episode to make room for plenty of sexytimes. 7 p.m., Starz
The Simpsons: Homer cannibalizes himself and Lisa finds a perfect version of her family in the 28th “Treehouse of Terror.” 7 p.m., Fox