HEY.
And even fellow Republican, Caitlyn Jenner, has a “HEY!” for Donald Trump.
In other late night bits, Seth Meyers takes on the Vacationer-In-Chief’s golf habit and those contentious town halls.
In the war on the First Amendment news
CPAC, the conservative conference that has been happening this week (and where, hilariously, Trump supporters have been waving tiny Russian flags), has been the administration’s favorite new place to attack the media.
First, Steve Bannon said that Trump’s war on the media is “not only not going to get better, it’s going to get worse — every day,” and that, “Every day it is going to be a fight.” He called the media the “opposition party” again, and he suggested that somehow “The Media” had taken the country away from the conservatives as if 1. that’s a thing that is possible and 2. the country fucking belongs to any one group.
Then Trump spoke at CPAC today where he spent the first fifteen minutes of his speech railing against the free press, and calling them the “enemy of the people” again, adding:
They are because they have no sources. They make them up when there are none. ‘Nine people have confirmed’ one report says. I said ‘Give me a break.’ They make up sources. They are very dishonest people.
They shouldn’t be allowed to cite sources unless they use somebody’s name. Let their name be put out there. Let them say it to my face. Let there be no more sources. There are some great reporters around, who are honest. But there are some terrible dishonest reporters who do a great disservice to our people. They should put names in the stories.
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You look at CBS, ABC, NBC. These polls are so bad and inaccurate. It creates a false narrative. We have to fight it. They are very smart, cunning and dishonest. It’s a sensitive topic. They get upset when we expose their false stories. They always bring up the First Amendment. No one loves it better than me. Who uses it more than I do? But it gives it to all Americans to speak freely. It gives me the right to criticize fake news strongly.
The media has an obligation to report honestly, but the ‘fake news’ doesn’t tell the truth. I say that the ‘fake news’ doesn’t represent the people, and it never will.
“Pres. Trump concluded his remarks about the news media by saying ‘we must do something about it.’”
“We must do something about it.” So, those are the most chilling words on this issue yet! Can’t wait to see what next week brings on this super-fun-not-at-all-terrifying front!
Update: CNN, The New York Times, Politico, Buzzfeed and the Los Angeles Times has been banned from today’s White House Press Briefing. HOLY SHIT THIS IS NOT OK. Time and the AP boycotted in protest.

Hey remember those incriminating CNN tapes James O’Keefe released yesterday? Here’s what we learned from them: CNN believes in science and climate change and not in creationism; they think Fox News is “unbearable”; they believe the fundamental role of a journalist is to “tell what’s going on”; and they don’t think that Rasmussen polls are not worth the toilet paper they’re printed on. SCANDAL!!!!
CNN might not go to the White House Correspondent’s Dinner. GEE, WHY.

Hey, Bill Maher? I wouldn’t be trying so hard to take credit for the downfall of Milo if I were you, pal.
In Other TV News
You better clear out your DVRs before April because the TV Gods are coming for you. American Gods officially announced that it is going to debut on April 30th on Starz.
Scarlett Johansson is joining Saturday Night Live‘s Five-Timers Club.
If, like me, you gave up on Nashville long ago but wonder what happened on last night’s big episode, here you go.
Six has been renewed by History.
Why hasn’t someone tried to save Eugene and other dumb Walking Dead questions.
A reality show? Put someone in danger? For better footage? Who has ever heard of such a thing! (Of course that wolf hat of hers isn’t helping her case much.)
Here’s your trailer for the next season of The Get Down.
Casting News
- Matthew Broderick joins the cast of Katrina: American Crime Story.
- Laura Graham is going to star in Linda from HR, Fox’s comedy pilot and she’s going to recur in Curb Your Enthusiasm in this upcoming season.
- Lea Michele has joined the cast of ABC’s comedy pilot from Daveed Diggs leaving the future of Scream Queens in doubt.
- Dylan McDermott will star in the Fox pilot LA -> Vegas.
- Naveen Andrews is going to star in Instinct, a CBS drama pilot. Daniel Ings (Lovesick) has also joined the cast.
- Josh Duhamel, Jimmi Simpson, and Bokeem Woodbine have all signed up to be in Unsolved, USA’s pilot about the Tupac and Biggie murders.
- JD Pardo (East Los High, Revolution) is going to be the lead in Mayans MC.
- Dennis Haysbert is going to star in Reverie, NBC’s virtual reality thriller pilot.
- Dan Harmon will guest star on the finale of Dr. Ken making for a mini Community reunion.
- Simone Biles is most likely going to be on Dancing with the Stars.
- Freddie Highmore (Bates Motel) has joined the ABC pilot The Good Doctor.
- Former Disney Channel star Debby Ryan has been cast in The CW drama Insatiable.
- Rob Huebel (Childrens Hospital) will join the cast of ABC spy dramedy pilot Unit Zero.
- Brian Unger (It’s Always Sunny, The Daily Show) will join the cast of the CBS comedy pilot, Me, Myself and I.
- Gillian Vigman (Suburgatory, New Girl) has joined the cast of Life Sentence pilot at The CW.
- Wesam Keesh (Awkward) has been cast in the new Shondaland legal drama pilot.
- David Castaneda (Switched at Birth) has joined the CBS cop drama pilot.
- Brett Goldstein has joined the cast of NBC’s space comedy pilot, Spaced Out.
- Neil Brown Jr. (Straight Outta Compton) joins the cast of CBS’s Navy SEAL pilot.
- Austin Stowell (Whiplash) will star in Controversy, a thriller pilot at Fox.
Related to all this pilot news: only one pilot will be directed by a woman this season. GREAT JOB, GUYS! GIVE YOURSELVES A BIG MANLY PAT ON THE BACK FOR THAT ONE.
R.I.P. John Gay, screenwriter on The Courtship of Eddie’s Father among many other TV movies and miniseries
WATCH THIS
FRIDAY
Patriot: This new series about a spy who is forced to take cover as a mid-level employee at a Midwestern industrial company is being described as The Office meets the CIA, and called “funny ” and “shrewd” by critics. And it boasts Terry O’Quinn as a co-star. Amazon
I Don’t Feel at Home in This World Anymore: A movie for our times. Netflix
Some Like it Hot: Nobody’s perfect. 7 p.m., TCM
SATURDAY
2017 Independent Spirit Awards: Oh hello, my boyfriends Nick Kroll and John Mulaney are hosting this year. 9 p.m., IFC
Infidelity in Suburbia: Something something affair something basement dungeon. 7 p.m., Lifetime
Speed: It’s really just a perfect action movie when you think about it. 6:30 p.m., IFC
SUNDAY
The 89th Annual Academy Awards: Fun fact: I haven’t seen a single film nominated for best picture this year. 7:30 p.m., ABC
The Oscars Red Carpet: Look, the red carpet coverage doesn’t get started in earnest until around 6, but if you need seven hours of people talking about clothes, you do you, boo. 12:30 p.m., E!
Guardians of the Galaxy: Fun fact: This is a movie I have seen. 7 p.m., FX
Late Night: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: (Friday): Allison Williams, Cush Jumbo, Carmen Lynch
| FRI. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | Last Man Standing (new) |
Dr. Ken (new) |
Shark Tank (new) |
20/20 (new) |
| CBS | MacGyver (new) |
Hawaii Five-0 (new) |
Blue Bloods (repeat) |
| CW | The Vampire Diaries (new) |
Reign (new) |
Local |
| FOX | Rosewood (new) |
Sleepy Hollow (new) |
Local |
| NBC | Grimm (new) |
Emerald City (new) |
Dateline NBC (new) |
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| SAT. | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 | 10:00 | 10:30 | 11:00 | 11:30 |
| ABC | NBA: Bulls at Cavaliers (live) |
News/Local |
| CBS | Ransom (new) |
48 Hours (repeat) |
48 Hours (repeat) |
News/Local |
| FOX | Premier Champion Boxing (live) |
News/Local |
| NBC | NHL Hockey: Flyers vs. Penguins (live) |
News/Local | Saturday Night Live (repeat) |
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| SUN. | 6:00 | 6:30 | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | Oscars Red Carpet (live) |
The 89th Annual Academy Awards (live) |
| CBS | 60 Minutes (new) |
NCIS: Los Angeles (repeat) |
| FOX | Son of Zorn (repeat) |
Bob’s Burgers (repeat) |
The Simpsons (repeat) |
The Simpsons (repeat) |
Family Guy (repeat) |
Family Guy (repeat) |
Local/News (new) |
| NBC | Dateline NBC (new) |
Neighbors (new) |