‘The Path,’ ‘Beware the Slenderman,’ ‘Riverdale’ and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week.

MONDAY

Beware the Slenderman: A really creepy-looking documentary about those kids who were convinced Slenderman exists and tried to kill their friend. Remember that? Because that shit was crazy. 9 p.m., HBO

Jane the Virgin: Jane just can’t stop meddling in other people’s relationships. Oh, Jane! Winter premiere.  8 p.m., The CW

Quantico: The recruits learn the “art of seduction” and I am now curious if this is an actual FBI class.  9 p.m., ABC

Adventure Time with Finn and Jake: Season 8 premiere. 6:30 p.m., Cartoon Network

Supergirl: Winter premiere. 7 p.m., The CW

TUESDAY

The New Edition Story: The wisdom, “Never trust a big butt and a smile,” came from somewhere. 8 p.m., BET

Face Off: It’s an all-star season! Season premiere. 7 p.m., Syfy

The Flash: Winter premiere. 7 p.m., The CW

D.C.’s Legends of Tomorrow: Winter premiere. 8 p.m., The CW

WEDNESDAY

The Path: Season two of the dark cult drama finds the group trying to figure out what is next after Doctor Meyers mysterious disappearance. Hulu

The Magicians: It’s time for a new plan in the season 2 premiere. 8 p.m., Syfy

Suits: Season premiere. 9 p.m., USA

Arrow: Winter premiere. 7 p.m., The CW

Salem: Survival is uncertain in the series finale. 8 p.m., WGN

Incorporated: Theo makes his way inside the wall in the 2-part finale. 9 p.m., Syfy

Frequency: Season — probably series — finale. 8 p.m., The CW

THURSDAY

Supernatural: The Winchesters are back! Winter premiere. 7 p.m., The CW

Grey’s Anatomy: Time for a fun field trip to a prison! Winter premiere. 7 p.m., ABC

Riverdale: This is that dark Twin Peaksy Archie series everyone is talking about. Series premiere. 8 p.m., The CW

Scandal: The election results are here. Winter premiere. 8 p.m., ABC

How to Get Away With Murder: So how are they going to get away with murdering [SPOILER]? Winter premiere. 9 p.m., ABC

Pure Genius: Season — and more than likely series — finale. 9 p.m., CBS

FRIDAY

iBoy: In this movie, Arya Stark is friends with a boy who gets an iPhone implanted in his head. Or something. Netflix

The Big Lebowski: It will be satisfying to hear someone yell “SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNY” after the week we’ve had. 7 p.m., HBO

Puppy Bowl: Where Are They Now?: IMPORTANT QUESTIONS. 8 p.m., Animal Planet

SATURDAY

Ghostbusters: Stick it to the patriarchy and watch the remake. 8 p.m., Starz

Marathon Man: The movie that reminds you that Nazis want to do terrible things to your teeth. 7 p.m., Retro

SUNDAY

The Affair: In the season finale, Noah gets a chance to heal a relationship that is in bad shape. Yeah, ok, good luck with that. 9 p.m., Showtime

The SAG Awards: Actors give themselves fancy prizes. 7 p.m., TBS, TNT

Conviction: The season — and probably series — finale. 9 p.m., ABC

Black Sails: Final season premiere. 8 p.m., Starz

The Miss Universe Pageant: Y’all, they brought Steve Harvey back to host. STEVE HARVEY, THE DUMBASS WHO FUCKED IT UP SO BADLY LAST TIME. 6 p.m., Fox

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