Why are you messing with us, Ryan Murphy? What’s your deal?

 

  • Ryan Murphy has made it clear that he’s not going to be straight with us about what this next season of American Horror Story is going to be about, but, seriously, Ryan Murphy, what the hell are we supposed to do with these newest trailers which are just all over the place? Creature from the Black Lagoon? Aliens? Nosferatu? WHAT IS IT?




WATCH THIS

  • Toddlers & Tiaras: Break out your lacey ankle socks and Pixie Stix/Mountain Dew combos: After a Honey Boo Boo-induced hiatus, the exploitative show about kiddie beauty pageants is back! Season premiere. 7 p.m., TLC
  • Elvis Lives!: The geniuses who gave us Sharknado bring us this movie in which Elvis never died, and in fact is alive and well and fighting crime. 8 p.m., AXS
  • Late Night: The Daily Show: Yaa Gyasi

 

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