‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Meatbrawl*

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“When Joes Collide”
July 14, 2013

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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Best frenemies forever

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“Drinking with the Enemy”
July 7, 2013

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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Some tables were, in fact, harmed in this episode

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“Everything is Coming up Rosie”
June 30, 2013

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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: GO SCRATCH, Part Two: The Scratchening

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Gym Rats”
June 23, 2013

Over a post-flu pancake breakfast, Melissa tells Folletto all about his beloved niece’s birthday party that he was too sick/bitter to attend. Melissa whines that The Hated Kim D confronted her about not visiting Teresa and Folletto’s father in the hospital, which she did! Totalmente! Sure, it might have taken her a day or two to get to the hospital, but she thought she might be coming down with strep throat (she was not) and also, who’s counting? Dai! Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: GO SCRATCH, Part Two: The Scratchening”

‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Visiting ours

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“It’s My Party and I’ll Fight If I Want To”
June 16, 2013

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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: No tables were harmed in the filming of this episode.

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“A Manzo of Her Word”
June 9, 2013

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‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Opportunitists

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Reunion, Part 2″
October 7, 2012

So. Last we left these women, Kathy had called Teresa’s madre una liar and her padre un coward, and Teresa lashed back that her padre was more of un padre to Kathy than Kathy’s own padre ever was. Continue reading “‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Opportunitists”

‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’: NAPALM.

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“Reunion, Part 1”
September 30, 2012

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‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’: I know it was you, Fredo

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“Finale Part II: Strip Down Memory Lane”
September 23, 2012

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‘Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Revealing the past

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“A Bald Canary Sings”
September 16, 2012

So, ci crediate or no, we are almost at the end of this, the Teresa v. Caroline season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and so far there has been a remarkable lack of Kims, Gs or Ds. This, however, will be remedied, as Kim D. — the one who owns the terribly-named Posche boutique — is back to interject herself and her ill-fated fashion show back into the series. The first of Posche’s fashion shows, you might remember, ended in a weave-pulling, cop-calling disastro; and the second ended with Kathy suggesting that Teresa abandoned her children during The Christening. (She sorta did.) And while the Producers want to make it seem like these two fashion show fights were equally dramatic, they were not. But nice try, Producers.
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