UPDATED WITH MORE REALITY TV CLOWNS: A reality show cabinet for a reality show President. How apt.

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Weller had some big feelings on Thursday 😂

♬ Top of the Mornin’ – Funsters

Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News

If all these Golden Bachelorette contestants keep getting paired off, we won’t have enough people for a Golden Paradise season, y’all.

Now Kevin Costner is claiming that John Dutton’s death on Yellowstone was all his idea. OK, KEVIN.

The Menendez Brothers’ case is being punted back to the D.A.’s office, so who even knows what happens next.

Here’s an entire article about Lil’ Sebastian from Parks and Recreation and his hours-long erection they had to film around, if you’re interested in that sort of thing.

Happy belated 80th birthday, Danny Devito!

Get well soon, Sally Kirkland.

More News from Our Political Hellscape

UPDATE: And Oh My God, he just nominated Dr. Oz as the administrator of Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services. WHO’S NEXT? THE PROPERTY BROTHERS FOR INTERIOR? THE DUCK DYNASTY GUYS IN CHARGE OF AGRICULTURE?

Sean Duffy, Real World: Boston cast member and Fox News guy, has been nominated as our next Transportation Secretary because sure. He was on Road Rules: All Stars and they drove around in an RV so I guess that qualifies him.

Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski are doubling down on their bullshit, claiming that they were warmly praised by friends and family for buckling under Former President Loyalty Test-Elect, and that this proves there is a “a massive disconnect there was between social media and the real world.” Or, Joe, hear me out: hundreds of thousands of voices on social media calling you out for preemptively sucking up to an autocrat is more than a few dozens of your buddies assuring you that you haven’t made an embarrassing and weak decision. But tell yourself what you need to.

“Go f**k yourselves, you dishonest jokes of faux journalists.”–Megyn Kelly

CNN’s Dana Bash doesn’t have any idea which side of the political spectrum a bunch of parading Nazis align with and Jesus Christ it’s going to be a long fucking four years.

Dana Bash comments on the Neo-Nazis marching in Ohio and says "we don't know what side of the aisle this comes from"

— MeidasTouch (@meidastouch.bsky.social) 2024-11-19T02:19:38.613Z

Oh cool: the appointee to be the Chairman of the FCC is already saying that they might punish Paramount in an upcoming review of their proposal for being acquired by Skydance because Former President Filet-o-Fish-Elect is mad that 60 Minutes edited an interview with Kamala Harris. This is fine.

#MeToo

Three of Former President When You’re a Star They Let You Do It-Elect’s cabinet picks have been accused of sexual abuse (so far):

Secretary of Defense nominee Pete Hegseth has been accused of sexually assaulting a woman at a Republican women’s event in 2017. He admits to paying the woman in a confidential settlement — which is always very innocent behavior — but claims the encounter was consensual.

Attorney General nominee Matt Motherfucking Gaetz has famously been accused of sex trafficking, attending “sex parties” with minors present, and having sex with an underage girl. This was the subject of a Congressional investigation that would have been released last Friday, but Gaetz resigned from Congress first. However, some members of the Senate are making noises about wanting to see the report as part of their confirmation hearings.

And Robert F. Kennedy has been accused by at least one woman of groping her when she was a household employee. He texted her an apology.

As former Bush official Elise Jordan pointed out on MSNBC yesterday:

“Frankly, there is a reason that there’s a full background investigation to make sure that you’re not an easy mark for foreign governments and foreign spy agencies,” Jordan explained. “This isn’t just about morality. This is about national security at the highest level and checking if and vetting if these candidates have the personal willpower and the right frame of mind to hold these very high offices.”

Sydney Sweeney attacked Hollywood’s fake feminism and she’s not wrong.

Another Kanye West former employee is suing him for discrimination, creating a hostile work environment, retaliation, and failure to pay wages.

Tennis Channel commentator Jon Wertheim was suspended after making comments about a female player’s appearance on-air.

Country singer Zach Bryan’s ex-girlfriend and Barstool contributor Brianna LaPaglia has accused him of emotional abuse.

Robert Vito, a child actor known for Spy Kids, was arrested on a felony domestic violence charge.

Veteran Australian radio broadcaster Alan Jones has been charged with 24 charges of sexual and indecent assault. He has been accused with assaulting seven men and one 17-year-old boy.

BAFTA is considering a rule that would allow them to strip winners of their awards if they are convicted of a crime.

Survivor Made, a documentary made by domestic abuse survivors for domestic abuse survivors, will be made available for free on a streaming service that does not require personal information on November 22. Read more about it here.

Renewals

Cancellations

  • RoadKill has been canceled at Discovery+ after 13 seasons.

In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendars

  • Yellowjackets returns on Paramount+ with Showtime on February 14 and on Showtime on February 16.
  • The Studio premieres on Apple TV+ on March 26.
  • Apple Cider Vinegar will premiere on Netflix in early 2025.
  • The Helicopter Heist will debut on Netflix on November 22.
  • The Piano Lesson will debut on Netflix on November 22.
  • Fortune Feimster: Crushing It premieres on Netflix on December 3.
  • A Thousand Blows will premiere on Hulu in 2025.
  • Paris Has Fallen premieres on Hulu on December 6.
  • Hard Knocks in Season with the AFC North premieres on Max on December 3.
  • Biggest Heist Ever will debut on Netflix on December 6.
  • The Snow Girl 2: The Soul Game will premiere on Netflix on January 31.

R.I.P.

Paul Teal, One Tree Hill actor

Emily Richard, British actress on television, radio, and stage

Bob Love, Former Chicago Bulls player

Vic Flick, British guitarist who played the famous James Bond riff

Colin Petersen, Bee Gees drummer

WATCH THIS

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Season premiere. 7 p.m., Bravo

Making Manson: Newly revealed interviews with the cult mastermind are revealed in this documentary, including a confession to murders that had previously been unknown. Premiere. Peacock

Interior Chinatown: A struggling actor becomes a witness to a crime in this new series, unraveling a criminal web in Chinatown and connections to his own family. Series premiere. Hulu

Defying Gravity: The Curtain Rises on Wicked: Another behind-the-scenes special: this time exploring the upcoming two-film adaptation of the popular Broadway musical. Premiere.  9 p.m., NBC

Late Night:

  • Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Keke Palmer, William Zabka, Mickey Drexler, Rauw Alejandro
  • Late Night with Seth Meyers: Ted Danson, Xolo Maridueña, Sam Morril
  • The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: ill Clinton, Kacey Musgraves
  • After Midnight: Lisa Gilroy, Chris Fleming, Oscar Montoya
  • Jimmy Kimmel Live: Colman Domingo; Doriane Pin; Nate Smith
  • The Daily Show: Ronan Farrow, host Desi Lydic
  • Watch What Happens Live: Dorit Kemsley, Lala Kent

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