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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
A small collection of people saying dumb things:
Patrick J. Adams claims that Suits — yes, Suits, the dumb legal drama that ran on basic cable — inspired Succession. That Succession. “It’s in New York, we’re dealing with New York. Power brokers, people moving and shaking at the highest levels of New York society.” Because before Suits, shows about powerful business people in New York never existed before, that’s just a true fact.
Oh, and hey, Ryan Murphy is running his mouth again, this time saying, “The Menendez brothers should be sending me flowers.” His point is that their case is receiving renewed attention because of his limited series that they are so critical of, which isn’t entirely unfair. But maybe, MAYBE, he could realize that the Menendezes are in jail and he’s making millions off of their tragedy, let that be all the validation and flowers he needs, and shut the hell up already.
Hold up, is Cheryl Hines finally coming to her senses? Maybe! But not because of all the affairs. It’s because she fucking hates Former President Lady Marmalade and who can blame her?
Melania’s book publisher tried to shake down CNN for $250,000 for her to come on to promote her book. LOL, that’s not how book promotion works, but hucksters gonna huck.
Oh and by the way, Jack Smith just dropped a huge filing detailing Former President Insurrectionist’s attempt to overthrow the 2020 election (it’s complicated, but the long and short of it is that thanks to our corrupt Supreme Court — AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED DOWN THAT ROAD — Smith had to prove that Former President Squash Face was acting as a candidate, not in his official capacity as the President, when he attempted to steal the election) and it’s not especially new information, but it should serve as another instance when we are all reminded that this monster should never be allowed anywhere near a position of power again.
Here in Texas, October 7 is the last day to register to vote. Even if you believe you are registered, make absolutely certain you still are, because there has been some remarkable tomfoolery happening with the voter rolls in the name of “election integrity.” Don’t be caught flat-footed when you go to vote.
Also, early voting begins on October 21. Consider making it a part of your plan: the lines will be shorter than on Election Day, weekend voting might be available (I think it depends on where you are), and you never know what might happen between now and November 5th, but you can be certain your vote will be counted once that vote is actually submitted.
Another day, another instance of David Zaslav pissing people off. “Ben 10, Steven Universe, Regular Show, the 2016 revival of The Powerpuff Girls, The Amazing World of Gumball, We Bare Bears, and Chowder” have all been removed from Max without a word.
I guarantee that when these Real Housewives came up with “Reasonably Shady” as the title of their podcast they were not thinking about Eminem, nor will his fans confuse this podcast with Eminem. This is one of the dumbest trademark disputes I’ve heard.
Former NCIS actress Pauley Perrette says she’s retiring from acting to be her “authentic” self.
Dr. Mark Chavez, one of the doctors associated with Matthew Perry’s overdose, has pled guilty.
Wait, WAIT, Jax and Brittany were NEVER MARRIED?
They’ve named a part of 44th Street in Manhattan after Sumner Redstone. It’s the street in Times Square where Paramount has its headquarters, and where MTV filmed TRL back in the day, making every 3 o’clock an impossible time to get work done as a young editorial assistant working across the street. It was LOUD, y’all.
Renewals
- Batwheels has been renewed for a third season on Cartoon Network and Max.
Cancellations
- The Villains of Valley View has been cancelled at Disney Channel after two seasons.
In Development
- A Day of Fire: A Novel of Pompeii is being adapted as a limited series at Amazon MGM.
- Jack in Time For Christmas, a Christmas variety special, has been set at Prime Video. Guests will include Michael Bublé, Dave Bautista, Rebel Wilson, Jimmy Fallon, Daisy May Cooper, and Tom Davies.
Casting News
- Ed O’Neill is joining All’s Fair on Hulu.
- Matthew Gray Gubler will star in Einstein at CBS.
- Glynn Turman has joined the cast of The Neighborhood on CBS.
- Poppy Liu and Chris Bauer have joined His & Hers on Netflix.
- Melissa Barrera, Sinclair Daniel, Brian d’Arcy James, Mark O’Brien, and Kathleen Chalfant have joined the cast of an untitled espionage thriller at Peacock.
- Frankie Faison, Julia Chan, Ian Harding, and Sydney Agudong will star in Ripple on Hallmark+.
- Brytni Sarpy is returning to The Bold and the Beautiful on CBS.
Mark Your Calendars
- What We Do in the Shadows returns on FX on October 21.
- Simone Biles Rising Part 2 premieres on October 25.
- Joy will debut on Netflix on November 22.
- Time Cut debuts on Netflix on October 30.
- Ali Wong: Single Lady premieres on Netflix on October 8.
- Money Electric: The Bitcoin Mystery premieres on HBO on October 8.
- The Pasta Queen debuts on Prime Video on October 24.
- A Plan to Kill premieres on Oxygen on October 27.
- The World According to Kaleb will debut on Prime Video on November 29.
- A Radical Act: Renee Montgomery is streaming on Roku.
- Fabulous Lives vs Bollywood Wives premieres on Netflix on October 18.
- Family Guy‘s Halloween special will premiere on Fox on October 14.
- Velma: The Halloween Needs To Be More Special! premieres today on Max.
- The Shadow Strays premieres on Netflix on October 17.
- The Confidante premieres on Max on October 11.
- Hijack ’93 debuts on Netflix on October 25.
- Kids Pick the President returns on Nickelodeon on October 28.
- 15 Years of 30 for 30 will premiere on ESPN on October 6.
- Ancient Aliens: Origins debuts on History Channel on October 7.
- Black Comedy in America premieres on Vice TV on October 15.
- Finding Mr. Christmas debuts on Hallmark Channel on October 31.
R.I.P.
Ron Hale, Emmy-nominated soap actor on General Hospital and Ryan’s Hope
Post by @generalhospitalabcView on Threads
It’s with a heavy heart that we’ve lost another great one. My dear friend Ron Hale has passed away. Ron was an amazing talent and an even better friend. I will miss you.
— Billy Warlock (@BillyWarlock) October 2, 2024
My deep condolences Billy. I loved the guy. He was one I could count on to show up for a High Lonesome show or some other appearance. Always supportive. My fave memory was sitting w/ him on a LA/NY flight w/ Richard Simmons in front of us. Yep, we all had a blast! R.I.P. #RonHale https://t.co/7HciWQCi8L
— Jon Lindstrom (@thejonlindstrom) October 3, 2024
Fiona MacDonald, Australian TV host of It’s A Knockout and Wombat
Clive Everton, The “calm, authoritative voice of televised snooker”
WATCH THIS
Law & Order: A Brooklyn prosecutor is found murdered in her apartment in the season premiere. 7 p.m., NBC
Scrabble: Series premiere. 7 p.m., The CW
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: The SVU investigates an attack on law students. Season premiere. 8 p.m., NBC
Trivial Pursuit: Series premiere. 8 p.m., The CW
Found: Second season premiere. 9 p.m., NBC
Heartstopper: Season three premiere. Netflix
Hold Your Breath: In Dust Bowl Oklahoma, a mother becomes convinced that something is hunting her family in the dust. Premiere. Hulu
‘Salem’s Lot: A man returns to his childhood home only to learn that it is being terrorized by a vampire in the most recent adaptation of the classic Stephen King novel. Premiere. Max
Se7en: WHAT’S IN THE BOX? 6 p.m., BBC America

Late Night:
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Chris Martin, Chase Stokes, Sabrina Carpenter
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: Nate Bargatze, Paul Reiser
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Chris Wallace, Yotam Ottolenghi, Justin Hartley
- After Midnight: Matt Rogers, Brendan Scannell, Greta Titelman
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: Saoirse Ronan, Adam Brody, beabadoobee
- The Daily Show: JJ Johnson, host Michael Kosta
- Watch What Happens Live: Emily Simpson, Michael Rapaport
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