MAKIN’ BACON PANCAKES! (I have watched this 1 million times just today.)
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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
There is nothing particularly surprising that is revealed about Former President Racist Piece of Shit in this piece by a former Apprentice producer who has recently been released from the NDA he signed 20 years ago. It’s a lot of what we’ve already heard: he’s a philanderer, he’s not worth as much as he says he is, he sexually harassed the crew of the show, his offices in Trump Tower are chintzy … even the big reveal, that Former President Fartsalot referred to Apprentice runner-up Kwame Jackson using the “N-word” is neither surprising nor shocking. The rumors of such language being on tape (which the author does not provide) have been swirling since Former President Hush Money ran for office in 2015. And it is not going to change the mind of a single one of his voters — if “grab ’em by the pussy” didn’t drive them away, the “N-word” isn’t going to do it. Still, it might be worth your time if you want the inside story on the con job that reality TV shows are and which got that man elected.
Jimmy Kimmel gave the Wheel of Fortune “Right in the Butt” guy a chance at redemption.
The New York Times is taking credit for this guy winning nearly $60,000 on Wheel of Fortune. (There are some interesting tips in here, akshully.)
Yes, you can watch Queen Charlotte: A Bridgerton Story even if you haven’t watched an episode of Bridgerton (and you should — it’s a delight.)
Allison Williams insists that Gen Zers understand her Girls‘ character Marnie better than Millenials and us Gen X codgers: She’s not selfish, she’s practicing “self-care.” OK.
Are Trista and Ryan breaking up???? Or did she go tape something like Special Forces or something? Who knows.
Some Reddit nerds found a scene in Parks and Rec that predicts Severance:
premise of severance rooted in this line by ben wyatt
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Interesting pairing, Variety. Being all kinds of shady, I see.
I kept reading this and related headlines as “Laurie Anderson” and I was intrigued. I’m sure this lady will do a great job, but this is far less interesting than Amazon hiring a legendary avant-garde artist and musician for this position.
Hoping Dance Moms mom Kelly Hyland gets better soon.
Congratulations to Yellowstone actors, Ryan Bingham and Hassie Harrison!
Renewals
- Hacks has been renewed for a fourth season on Max. (Yay! I caught up with seasons two and three this week and am absolutely in love.)
- The Ultimatum: Marry or Move On has been renewed for a third season on Netflix.
- The Ultimatum: Queer Love has been renewed for a second season on Netflix.
In Development
- Young Sherlock Holmes, starring Hero Fiennes Tiffin, has been ordered at Prime Video.
- Netflix is making an animated Minecraft series.
- Million Dollar Secret, a competition series hosted by Peter Serafinowicz, has been ordered at Netflix.
- Selling The City has been ordered at Netflix.
- Building the Band, a musical competition series, has been ordered at Netflix.
- Band, a teen marching band drama, has been ordered at Prime Video.
- A sequel series to Life on Our Planet has been ordered at Netflix.
- Tempest, a Korean spy thriller, has been ordered at Hulu.
Casting News
- Glenn Close, Kerry Washington, and Jeremy Renner have joined Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery.
- Jack Reynor has joined the cast of Citadel on Prime Video.
- Mariana Treviño will co-star in the untilted golf comedy starring Owen Wilson at Netflix.
- Sean Marquette, Diana Maria Riva, and Kimia Behpoornia have been added to the cast of the ABC pilot Forgive & Forget.
- Kadeem Hardison has joined the cast of Criminal at Prime Video.
- Wendy Crewson, Emily Alyn Lind, Shubham Maheshwari, Esther McGregor, and Joseph Zada have been added to the cast of We Were Liars on Prime Video.
- Diego Calva, Indira Varma, Paul Chahidi, and Hayley Squires have joined the cast of The Night Manager on Prime Video.
- Mark Pellegrino will star in A Motel, a dramedy that is not yet placed at a network.
- Vincent Pastore, Vincent Curatola, and Talia Shire have joined the cast of Gravesend at Prime Video and Tubi.
- Chrishell Stause will guest star on Neighbours on Freevee.
- Rory Kinnear has been added to the cast of Amadeus on Sky.
- Nicholas Galitzine will star as He-Man in the Amazon MGM movie.
Mark Your Calendars
- The Bear returns on Hulu on June 27. FX will run a season one marathon beginning on June 2.
- The Umbrella Academy returns on Netflix on August 8.
- Fantasmas premieres on HBO on June 7.
- Origin debuts on Hulu on June 10.
- Owning Manhattan will premiere on Netflix on June 28.
- Alien Encounters: Fact or Fiction debuts on Discovery Channel on June 19.
- Camp Snoopy debuts on Apple TV+ on June 14.
- Power of the Dream debuts on Prime Video on June 18.
- Fight Inc: Inside the UFC will debut on The Roku Channel on June 7.
- The 2024 Snoop Dogg Arizona Bowl Presented by Gin & Juice by Dre and Snoop will air on The CW on December 28.
- 100 Day Dream Home returns on HGTV on June 30.
- 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way returns on TLC on July 1.
- Hollywood Black debuts on MGM+ on August 11.
- Code Geass Rozé of the Recapture will debut on Disney+ on June 21.
R.I.P.
George Maksian, TV and film columnist for the New York Daily News for 44 years.
WATCH THIS
9-1-1: Bobby’s fate remains uncertain after the fire at the Nash home in the season finale. 7 p.m., ABC
Grey’s Anatomy: Wildfires tear through the area and Meredith makes a decision she can’t undo. Season finale. 8 p.m., ABC
Station 19: The team grapples with the wildfires. Series finale. 9 p.m., ABC
Star Trek: Discovery: Final season premiere. Paramount+
We Are Lady Parts: Season two. Peacock
Eric: Benedict Cumberbatch stars in this limited series as a father searching for his missing son in 1980s New York. Premiere. Netflix
Geek Girl: An awkward teen gets recruited by a modeling agency in London in this new series. Netflix
The First Omen: Streaming premiere. Hulu
Pyramid Game: Like Squid Game but with prep school girls. Premiere. Paramount+
| THUR | 7:00 | 7:30 | 8:00 | 8:30 | 9:00 | 9:30 |
| ABC | 9-1-1 (new) |
Grey’s Anatomy (new) |
Station 19 (new) |
| CBS | Ghosts (repeat) |
Ghosts (repeat) |
Ghosts (repeat) |
Ghosts (repeat) |
Elsbeth (repeat) |
| CW | Patti Stanger: The Matchmaker (new) |
Police 24/7 (repeat) |
News/Local |
| FOX | I Can See Your Voice (new) |
Don’t Forget the Lyrics! (new) |
News/Local |
| NBC | Law & Order (repeat) |
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (repeat) |
Law & Order: Organized Crime (repeat) |