I need more videos of animals in their Halloween costumes while riding on Roombas, please and thank you.
@freyathesiberian Which costume is your favorite? πΈπ #cat #catsoftiktok #cutecat #funnycat #catcostume
Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
When the Cornell story broke last week, the women of The View discussed it, and Sunny Hostin, the show’s resident lawyer, had a very legalese response to it, saying that, based on New York law, had she been the prosecutor, she wouldn’t have brought charges against the men, either.
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It was a shocking moment but ultimately a complicated argument based on a very bad law that basically says if you become “voluntarily intoxicated,” you are not incapacitated to give consent. So no matter how blackout drunk you might be, if you chose to drink or consume drugs, it is virtually impossible for you to seek justice if you are sexually assaulted. Super cool, New York State!
Hostin then went on to say that she had read the victim’s statement, and nowhere in it did it say she had been raped. (It came out later that the Cornell police condensed her statement to a 6-page report, leaving out the claim that she had been raped.) As you might imagine, some people felt Hostin was taking the men’s side and were outraged. In fact, actress Cynthia Erivo reached out to Hostin to admonish her to lead with empathy.Β
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And, look, I get it, I’m married to a lawyer, and he can be INFURIATING when discussing things like this, because while lawyers are just explaining the law, to non-lawyers it can sound like they are defending bad laws that prevent real justice from being served. (For instance, my husband’s argument for why Cornell didn’t tell the prosecutors that the victim said she had been raped might have been that thanks to the voluntary intoxication loophole, it ultimately wouldn’t matter, because it couldn’t be prosecuted anyway. To the rest of us normal people, it sure sounds like Cornell was covering their ass.)
Which, if I’m being generous, is what I think was going on with Hostin here; she was trying to take the emotion out of the situation and approach it from a purely legal perspective. THAT SAID, Ms. Hostin seemed to have left out the curious little detail that her daughter is currently going to Cornell, and therefore might have her own reasons to defend the University’s actions (or non-actions, as the case may be). Stay tuned.
David Ellison doesn’t even like President Mushroom Dick like that, you guys, no, really, he totally means it.
Oh, and yes, they absolutely intend to make HBO Max and Paramount+ a single streaming service; it just won’t happen immediately.
As for the two historic studio lots, they are talking about using one for movies and one for TV and streaming. Hopefully that will work out well enough that neither lot will need to be sold.
When Chris Colfer was asked about returning for a Glee reboot, he provided a master class in “threading the needle”: 1. He knows nothing about it; 2. It would be difficult to do with so many cast members who have passed; but 3. He knows the fans want it. An answer for every possibility.
Color me shocked that Roseanne Barr hated her writing staff on Roseanne. That doesn’t sound like the calm, reasonable, good-natured Roseanne we all know!
Well, this will be the most disturbing thing you’ll see all day. Can we please do something about AI slop already? Please?
I admit, I’m not a comic book nerd, and I don’t care for the superhero genre in general, so I acknowledge this isn’t for me, and I don’t get it. But it will never not be funny to me how worked up the fans get about seeing (or not seeing) the heroes in their fancy little costumes.
PRESSING ISSUES: What rich TV people pay their babysitters.
Unexpected beefs: Chet Hanks and Eric Andre.
In Development
- 215,Β a scripted series based on Will Smith and DJ Jazzy Jeff, is in the works.
- Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging has been given a pilot order at Netflix.
- Jingle Bells Wedding Bells,Β a film starring Rachel Bilson and Scott Foley, and reality series Holiday Chocolate Workshop,Β has been acquired by WatchFree+ on Vizio televisions.
Casting News
- Peri Gilpin will guest star in You’re Killing Me on Acorn TV.
- Ricki Lake will star in She Married Her Murderer: The Susan Cox Powell StoryΒ on Lifetime.
- Damon Herriman, Stephanie Nur, Artoun Nazareth, and Molly Price have joined the cast of Beat the Reaper on Apple TV.
- Han So-hee, Kang You-seok, and Sung Joon have joined Solo Leveling on Netflix.
Mark Your Calendars
- The Good DaughterΒ debuts on Peacock on November 12.
- North of North will return on Netflix on November 5.
- LudwigΒ will return on BritBox on October 13.
- All the Queen’s MenΒ will return on Paramount+ on October 21.
- Swipe Right on the DevilΒ will premiere on Hulu on October 22.
- Blue Planet IIIΒ will premiere on BBC America and AMC+ in 2027.
- Just One Before I DieΒ will debut on Tubi on October 21.
- The Empress returns on Netflix on November 12.
- The Boy Who Stole Billions?Β will premiere on Prime Video in November.
R.I.P.
Eva Marie Saint, Oscar-winning and Emmy-nominated actress who appeared in North by Northwest and On the Waterfront, among others
Freddie Jackson, Grammy-nominated singer whose hits include “You Are My Lady” and “Rock Me Tonight”
I mentioned that Hall of Fame pitcher Sam McDowell had passed in yesterday’s post. What I failed to mention is that he was the inspiration for Sam Malone on Cheers.
WATCH THIS
Abbott Elementary: Gregory and Ava adjust to their new dynamic in the season premiere. 7: 30 p.m., ABC
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?: Season premiere. 8 p.m., ABC
Chicago Med: The ED becomes chaotic after a wedding turns violent. Season premiere. 7 p.m., NBC
Chicago Fire: The firehouse deals with the fallout of the warehouse fire in the season premiere.Β 8 p.m, NBC
Chicago P.D.: The shooting of a parole officer is investigated. Season premiere.Β 9 p.m., NBC
Ted Lasso: Season finale. Apple TV
Who is Martin Mull?: You mean Gene Parmesan? Premiere. Netflix
Small Prophets: A man seeking answers creates Homunculi in this strange little U.K. series. Series premiere.Β Apple TV
Carrie: Mike Flanagan tackles Stephen King’s first great hit in this new series that is receiving strong reviews. Series premiere. Prime Video
Late Night:
- The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: RosalΓa, Linda Cardellini, Tate McRae, Emma Willmann
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: Ben Affleck, David Byrne
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: Jessica Chastain, Malcolm Gladwell, Sophia James
- The Daily Show: Sebastian Stan, host Michael Kosta
- Watch What Happens Live: Heather Gay, Bryan Safi
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