I want to touch his belly.
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Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
Good on the Stranger Things cast for joining together to negotiate a heavy pay raise for the final season of the series. They will be one of the highest-paid TV casts ever.
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City‘s Jen Shah has been sentenced to 6.5 years in jail for being the leader of a “wide-ranging telemarketing fraud scheme that victimized thousands of innocent people.” She has requested to be placed at FPC Bryan here in Texas, which is a minimum security federal prison camp.
I can tell you the unfortunate 9/11 one was strictly because 9 dollars seemed like the funniest low bus fare and we wanted the World Trade Center buildings in the ad because that's where the story took place. Totally, totally a coincidence. The Fox/Disney one seems prescient!
— Josh Weinstein (@Joshstrangehill) January 3, 2023
1923 is shedding some much-needed light on the dark history of the Catholic schools for Indigenous children which were government-funded boarding schools intended to assimilate Indigenous children into American culture. Children were ripped from their families and taken to these schools — sometimes hundreds of miles away from their homes — where they were stripped of their names and identities, often abused and neglected, and in one school in Michigan over 230 children died between the years of 1893 and 1931.
Prince Harry has started the media tour for his new book, Spare, but the British people are getting tired of hearing from him. (Having watched his interview with Anderson Cooper on 60 Minutes, I will say the most heartbreaking revelation was that he believed Princess Diana was still alive somewhere for many many years after her death.) In any event, looks like he’s been written out of King Charles’ coronation.
Chris Harrison has addressed his being fired from The Bachelor. If you’re interested.
Here’s your weird fact of the day: John Williams composed a three-and-a-half minute long theme song for tonight’s College Football Playoff National Championship. Which reminds me: that game is on ESPN tonight, but based on what I see on social media, I suspect you already knew that.
Renewals
- Wednesday has been renewed at Netflix for a second season. Speculation may now cease. (Also, it was obviously going to be renewed, guys.)
- Fire Country has been renewed for a second season at CBS, which is also not surprising as it was the most popular new series of the fall.
- Pitch Perfect: Bumper in Berlin has been renewed for a second season on Peacock.
Cancellations
- Inside Job has been canceled at Netflix after one season, after having been renewed for a second season. STOP DOING THIS.
- Pantheon has been canceled at AMC after one season, after having been renewed for a second season. I SAID STOP DOING THIS.
- Demascus was canceled at AMC before it ever aired. AND STOP DOING THIS.
Sci-Fi Comedy Series ‘Demascus’ Axed At AMC – Deadline
Welcome to the business. This sucks. But it’s happening EVERYWHERE. https://t.co/IDRdU5CXgP
— Like… (@KirkWrites79) January 6, 2023
- And the Workaholics movie that was planned at Paramount+ has been canceled. COME ON.
In Development
- Boss, a workplace comedy, is in development at ABC.
- The AMC Bob Odenkirk series originally known as Straight Man has changed its name to Lucky Hank.
- 50 Cent revealed he has plans for three BMF spinoffs at Starz.
- 50 Cent also says he’s working on a TV adaptation of 8 Mile.
Casting News
- Tim Blake Nelson is joining the cast of Dune 2 on HBO Max.
- Monica Raymund, Lance Reddick, Griffin Dunne, Elizabeth Anweis, Lewis Pullman, Francois Battiste, and Gabe Kessler have joined the cast of The Caine Mutiny Court-Martial on Showtime.
- Nicole Maines, François Arnaud, and Nia Sondaya have joined the cast of Yellowjackets on Showtime.
- Jemma Redgrave is returning to Doctor Who and Aneurin Barnard is joining the cast.
- Camille Vasquez, Johnny Depp’s attorney, has joined NBC News as a legal analyst.
- Suzanne Malveaux is leaving CNN after 20 years.
Mark Your Calendar
- You returns on Netflix on February 9.
- The Bachelor returns on ABC on January 23.
- Carnival Row returns on Prime Video on February 17.
- The Real Friends of WeHo premieres on MTV on January 20.
- The Ark will debut on Syfy on February 1.
- Sick premieres on Peacock on January 13.
- Sorry About the Demon will debut on Shudder on January 19.
- Seeking Brother Husband will debut on TLC in March.
From #SisterWives → to #SeekingBrotherHusband! Your new obsession premieres this March. pic.twitter.com/00sJJNtAcP
— TLC Network (@TLC) January 9, 2023
- A Sunday Affair will premiere on Netflix on February 14.
- Genera+ion, which was canceled by and pulled from HBO Max, will be available on Tubi on February 1. Let’s hope the other series pulled from the streamer finds homes soon.
Thrilled to announce that @generationonmax has found a home for ALL @Tubi – all we ever wanted was to make people feel seen and now everyone can watch starting February 1st!!! We are thrilled. Please spread the word far and wide. With love and gratitude – Z, D & B
— Ben Barnz (@notbrothersla) January 6, 2023
R.I.P.
Adam Rich, Child actor on Eight is Enough
Bernard Kalb, Creator and host of Reliable Sources
Brendan Hanson-Kelly, Longtime television executive
Owen Roizman, Oscar-nominated cinematographer on Network, The Exorcist, The French Connection, Tootsie, The Addams Family among others
Earl Boen, Actor in the Terminator franchise among other films
Si Litvinoff, Producer of A Clockwork Orange, The Man Who Fell to Earth and others
Victoria “The Prodigy” Lee, MMA fighter
WATCH THIS
Koala Man: In this animated comedy, Kevin is a suburban superhero whose only superpowers is following rules and maintaining order. Series premiere. Hulu
POV: A disabled filmmaker explores the history of freakdom and vision. 9 p.m., PBS
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