‘Westworld’ is returning soon and it looks like it will be as confusing as ever

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HBO has released episode descriptions and photos for the first few episodes of Westworld, not that they tell us ANYTHING:

Season 3, episode 1: “Parce Domine”
Debut date: SUNDAY, MARCH 15 (9:00-10:10 p.m. ET/PT)
If you’re stuck in a loop, try walking in a straight line.
Written by Lisa Joy & Jonathan Nolan; directed by Jonathan Nolan.

Season 3, episode 2: “The Winter Line”
Debut date: SUNDAY, MARCH 22 (9:00-10:00 p.m.)
People put up a lot of walls. Bring a sledgehammer to your life.
Written by Matthew Pitts & Lisa Joy; directed by Richard J. Lewis.

Season 3, episode 3: “The Absence of Field”
Debut date: SUNDAY, MARCH 29 (9:00-10:00 p.m.)
If you don’t like what you see in the mirror, don’t blame the mirror.
Written by Denise Thé; directed by Amanda Marsalis.

Season 3, episode 4: “The Mother of Exiles”
Debut date: SUNDAY, APRIL 5 (9:00-10:10 p.m.)
The truth doesn’t always set you free.
Written by Jordan Goldberg & Lisa Joy; directed by Paul Cameron.

Nick Viall is teasing that he might be on Clare’s season of The Bachelorette. (He’s not going to be on Clare’s season of The Bachelorette.)

My buddy Michael Garofola also has tweeted his approval. JUST GO JOIN THE CAST, MICHAEL. SHE’S LOVELY, MICHAEL.

Emilia Clarke’s brother worked on Game of Thrones and swiped a Targaryen flag for her, which is just awesome.

The 100 wrapped filming, and here are the cast members saying their goodbyes on social media.

Just think of how may adults signed off on this BAD MATH:

Pop TV is undergoing some changes: CBS-Viacom is laying off some 100 employees and they dumped three scripted series. Of those series, Flack is hoping to find a new home. Good luck!

A documentary about Jamal Khashoggi is having difficulty finding a distributor because no one in Hollywood wants to upset the Saudis, so that’s great.

Y’ALL: WHAT IF IT’S MEGHAN MCCAIN’S HUSBAND WHO IS SPREADING THE VIEW GOSSIP? He’s a very messy bitch and I would not put it past him for one second.

Quick Virus Update:

Is it canceled yet? is keeping track of everything that is (or should be) canceled.

CNBC’s Rick Santelli suggested that we should intentionally expose everyone to the virus. The mortality rate is “roughly 3%, and considering there are around 7.8 billion people living on the planet, that means about 234 million people would die.”

Meanwhile, your idiot President is telling people it’s fine to go to work sick, and suggests that his hunch says the mortality rate is lower than what the World Health Organization says it is.

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Renewals

Cancellations

In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendar

  • What We Do in the Shadows returns on April 14 on FX.
  • The Platform will premiere on Netflix on March 20 and it looks … like something else.
  • Bert Kreischer: Hey Big Boy will debut on Netflix on March 17.

WATCH THIS

FRIDAY

Amazing Stories: Steven Speilberg has brought the 80s series back. Series premiere. Apple TV+

The Most Dangerous Animal of All: A man believes his father is the Zodiac Killer in this new documentary. 7 p.m., FX

Hillary: Exactly what you think it is: a documentary about Hillary Clinton, her campaign, and her past. Hulu

Ugly Delicious: David Chang is back and eating stuff. Netflix

Spenser Confidential: All I know is that it’s a comedy-cop thriller, it stars Mark Wahlberg and somehow Post Malone is involved. Netflix

SATURDAY

Saturday Night Live: Daniel Craig & The Weeknd 10:30 p.m., NBC

Yesterday: A man discovers he is the only person in the world who remembers The Beatles, so he does the obvious thing: rips them off to become famous. 7 p.m., HBO

The Shining: I still don’t understand why Stephen King hates it so much. 8 p.m., IFC

SUNDAY

The Outsider: Speaking of Stephen King, this series has been brilliant. Season finale. 8 p.m., HBO

Ride with Norman Reedus: Michael Rooker guest stars in a Dixon brother reunion! Season premiere. 10 p.m., AMC

The Walking Dead: Run or fight. 8 p.m., AMC

Late Night:

  • Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (Friday): Carrie Underwood, Diego Luna, Lauv
  • The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: (Friday): Neil deGrasse Tyson, Hannah Einbinder, Ty Burrell
  • Watch What Happens Live (Sunday): Dulcé Sloan, Cynthia Bailey

 

FRI. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Shark Tank
(repeat)
20/20
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CBS MacGyver
(new)
Hawaii Five-0
(new)
Blue Bloods
(new)
CW Penn & Teller: Fool Us
(repeat)
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
(repeat)
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
(repeat)
Local
FOX Friday Night Smackdown
(new)
Local
NBC Lincoln Rhyme: The Hunt for the Bone Collector
(new)
Dateline
(new)

SAT. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30
ABC NBA Basketball
(live)
News/Local
CBS FBI
(repeat)
NCIS: Los Angeles
(repeat)
48 Hours
(new)
News/Local
FOX FOX PBC Fight Night
(live)
News/Local
NBC Dateline Saturday Night Live
(repeat)
News/
Local
Saturday Night Live
(Daniel Craig & The Weeknd)

SUN. 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC America’s Funniest Home Videos
(new)
American Idol
(new)
The Rookie
(new)
CBS 60 Minutes
(new)
God Friended Me
(new)
NCIS: Los Angeles
(new)
NCIS: New Orleans
(new)
The CW Local Batwoman
(new)
Supergirl
(new)
Local
FOX The Simpsons
(repeat)
Duncan-ville
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The Simpsons
(new)
Duncan-ville
(new)
Bob’s Burgers
(new)
Family Guy
(new)
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NBC Little Big Shots
(repeat)
America’s Got Talent
(repeat)
Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist
(new)
Good Girls
(new)

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