MONDAY
9-1-1: A teenager speeds out of control on the freeway. But knowing this show, there will be some additional batshittery involved. Season premiere. 7 p.m., Fox
The Neighborhood: Dave wants a bigger role at the Yardecue. Season premiere. 7 p.m., CBS
The Voice: Season premiere. 7 p.m., NBC
Bob ♥ Abishola: Bob falls for his Nigerian immigrant nurse in this new comedy. Series premiere. 7:30 p.m., CBS
All Rise: The description for this new series is hilarious: “The premiere of the courthouse drama about judges, prosecutors and public defenders, as well as the bailiffs, clerks and cops they work with to get justice for the people of Los Angeles amidst a flawed legal process.” Yep! That’s how courthouses work! Series premiere. 8 p.m., CBS
Prodigal Son: Jesus from The Walking Dead has daddy issues. Namely, his dad is Michael Sheen and a serial killer. Series premiere. 8 p.m., Fox
Bluff City Law: A father/daughter legal team fight for civil justice. Series premiere. 9 p.m., NBC
Bull: The team mounts a defense for a bartender on trial for involuntary manslaughter. Season premiere. 9 p.m., CBS
The Good Doctor: Shaun has a bad date. Season premiere. 9 p.m., ABC
TUESDAY
The Conners: Becky’s baby is here. Season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC
NCIS: Ziva gives Gibbs a cryptic warning. Season premiere. 7 p.m., CBS
The Resident: Red Rock Mountain Medical takes over the hospital and brings new rules with it. Season premiere. 7 p.m., Fox
Bless This Mess: Mike and Rio host the Huskers kickoff party. Season premiere. 7:30 p.m., ABC
Empire: Lucious is on the run while Cookie tries to focus on new projects. No one mentions Jamal. Season premiere. 8 p.m., Fox
FBI: A bomb detonates at a restaurant in Queens. Season premiere. 8 p.m., CBS
mixed-ish: Rainbow’s parents move the family from a cult to the suburbs in this new spin-off of black-ish. Series premiere. 8 p.m., ABC
This Is Us: Jack meets Rebecca’s parents. Season premiere. 8 p.m., NBC
black-ish: Pops reveals he’s getting married. Season premiere. 8:30 p.m., ABC
Emergence: A young girl survives a mysterious plane crash in a small town in the opener of this mystery box series. Series premiere. 9 p.m., ABC
NCIS: New Orleans: Pride has to cut his vacation short when Hannah is suspended. Season premiere. 9 p.m., CBS
New Amsterdam: Max tries to deal with becoming a parent and the catastrophic accident. Season premiere. 9 p.m., NBC
WEDNESDAY
Chicago Med: Will and Natalie fight for their lives. Season premiere. 7 p.m., NBC
The Masked Singer: Season premiere. 7 p.m., Fox
The Goldbergs: They pay homage to National Lampoon’s Vacation. Season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC
Survivor: Season premiere. 7 p.m., CBS
Schooled: Lainey is warned to not be her students’ friend. Season premiere. 7:30 p.m., ABC
Chicago Fire: The mattress factory fire spirals out of control. Season premiere. 8 p.m., NBC
Modern Family: Hailey clashes with her parents on child-rearing techniques. Season premiere. 8 p.m., ABC
Single Parents: Douglass ghosts Poppy on their first date. Season premiere. 8:30 p.m., ABC
Chicago P.D.: Voight falls under suspicion for Kelton’s murder. Season premiere. 9 p.m., NBC
Stumptown: Dex is a sharp-tongued vet and private investigator with a complicated personal life in this new series. Series premiere. 9 p.m., ABC
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Mac concocts a scheme to bring single women to Dennis’ AirBNB which just seems like a very terrible idea. Season premiere. 9 p.m., FXX
Cake: This is a “weekly showcase of live action and animated short-form comedy.” Series premiere. 9:30 p.m., FXX
South Park: Season premiere. 9 p.m., Comedy Central
Abstract: The Art of Design: Season 2 premiere. Netflix
Crank Yankers: The prank phone call series is back — which begs the question, how do you prank call people in the day of caller ID? Season premiere. 9:30 p.m., Comedy Central
Suits: The partners go all in to save the firm. Series finale. 8 p.m., USA
Big Brother: Season finale. 8:30 p.m., CBS
THURSDAY
Grey’s Anatomy: Meredith, Richard and Alex are fired from Grey’s Sloan. Season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC
Superstore: The crew meets a robot co-worker who might replace them. Season premiere. 7 p.m., NBC
Young Sheldon: Mary worries for Sheldon’s mental health after Dr. Sturgis has a nervous breakdown. Season premiere. 7 p.m.., CBS
Perfect Harmony: A former Princeton music professor takes over a small-town church choir. Series premiere. 7:30 p.m., NBC
The Unicorn: A widower decides to start dating again. Series premiere. 7:30 p.m., CBS
The Good Place: Eleanor becomes the architect. Season premiere. 8 p.m., NBC
A Million Little Things: Delilah goes into labor. Season premiere. 8 p.m., ABC
Mom: Bonnie struggles to enjoy her honeymoon. Season premiere. 8 p.m., CBS
Carol’s Second Act: A woman decides to start a new career as a doctor. Series premiere. 8:30 p.m., CBS
Sunnyside: A former city councilman helps a group of immigrants chase the American dream. Series premiere. 8:30 p.m., NBC
Evil: A forensic psychologist is hired by the Catholic church to investigate paranormal events. Series premiere. 9 p.m., CBS
How to Get Away With Murder: Laurel and Christopher’s disappearance upsets everyone. Season premiere. 9 p.m., ABC
Law & Order: SVU: The Harvey Weinstein story gets the SVU treatment. Season premiere. 9 p.m., NBC
Creepshow: A reboot of the classic horror anthology series. Series premiere. Shudder
FRIDAY
American Housewife: The family sells the minivan. Season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC
Hawaii Five-0: Mob bosses are targeted for assassination. Season premiere. 7 p.m., CBS
Fresh Off the Boat: Louis and Eddie team up to give Evan “the talk.” Season premiere. 7:30 p.m., ABC
Magnum P.I.: Magnum investigates a missing persons case while waiting for Higgins to decide whether or not to be his partner. Season premiere. 8 p.m., CBS
Blue Bloods: Danny and Baez deal with a year-old homicide investigation. Season premiere. 9 p.m., CBS
The Politician: In Ryan Murphy’s first Netflix prject, a high-school student with grand political ambitions deals with the treacherous politics in his school. Series premiere. Netflix
Transparent: Musical Finale R.I.P. Maura. Series finale. Amazon
Van Helsing: Vanessa and Lily return to the real world in the season premiere. 9 p.m., Syfy
SATURDAY
Saturday Night Live: Woody Harrelson & Billie Eilish 10:30 p.m., NBC
Twilight marathon: OK, OK, these movies are terrible, I agree. But have you seen the baby? Because she makes it all worth it. 12:35 p.m., VH1
SUNDAY
America’s Funniest Home Videos: Season premiere. 6 p.m., ABC
60 Minutes: Season premiere. 6:30 p.m., CBS
The Simpsons: Bart and Homer become viral sensations. Season premiere. 7 p.m., Fox
Bless the Harts: Jenny discovers Betty has a potentially profitable secret. Series premiere. 7:30 p.m., Fox
God Friended Me: Season premiere. 7:30 p.m., CBS
Shark Tank: Season premiere. 8 p.m., ABC
Bob’s Burgers: Bob tries to surprise Linda for their anniversary. Season premiere. 8 p.m., Fox
Family Guy: Peter is nervous he is about to be fired. Season premiere. 8:30 p.m., Fox
NCIS: Los Angeles: Callen and Sam partner with Navy Capt. Harmon Rabb Jr. to catch spies. Season premiere. 8:30 p.m., CBS
The Rookie: Officer Bradford fights for his life. Season premiere. 9 p.m., ABC
Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge: Adventure Awaits: A look at the AMAZING new Star Wars land at the Disney parks. 7 p.m., Freeform
Preacher: The fate of the world is determined. Series finale. 9:14 p.m., AMC
Godfather of Harlem: Bumpy Johnson returns home from Alcatraz, looking to retake his Harlem territory from an Italian mob boss. Series premiere. 9 p.m., Epix
This is a last season of Game of Thrones length post. There’s too much TV! And most of it is good!