All of the season premieres and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week.

MONDAY

9-1-1: A teenager speeds out of control on the freeway. But knowing this show, there will be some additional batshittery involved. Season premiere. 7 p.m., Fox

The Neighborhood: Dave wants a bigger role at the Yardecue. Season premiere. 7 p.m., CBS

The Voice: Season premiere. 7 p.m., NBC

Bob ♥ Abishola: Bob falls for his Nigerian immigrant nurse in this new comedy. Series premiere. 7:30 p.m., CBS

All Rise: The description for this new series is hilarious: “The premiere of the courthouse drama about judges, prosecutors and public defenders, as well as the bailiffs, clerks and cops they work with to get justice for the people of Los Angeles amidst a flawed legal process.” Yep! That’s how courthouses work! Series premiere. 8 p.m., CBS

Prodigal Son: Jesus from The Walking Dead has daddy issues. Namely, his dad is Michael Sheen and a serial killer. Series premiere. 8 p.m., Fox

Bluff City Law: A father/daughter legal team fight for civil justice. Series premiere. 9 p.m., NBC

Bull: The team mounts a defense for a bartender on trial for involuntary manslaughter. Season premiere. 9 p.m., CBS

The Good Doctor: Shaun has a bad date. Season premiere. 9 p.m., ABC

TUESDAY

The Conners: Becky’s baby is here. Season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC

NCIS: Ziva gives Gibbs a cryptic warning. Season premiere. 7 p.m., CBS

The Resident: Red Rock Mountain Medical takes over the hospital and brings new rules with it. Season premiere. 7 p.m., Fox

Bless This Mess: Mike and Rio host the Huskers kickoff party. Season premiere. 7:30 p.m., ABC

Empire: Lucious is on the run while Cookie tries to focus on new projects. No one mentions Jamal. Season premiere. 8 p.m., Fox

FBI: A bomb detonates at a restaurant in Queens. Season premiere. 8 p.m., CBS

mixed-ish: Rainbow’s parents move the family from a cult to the suburbs in this new spin-off of black-ish. Series premiere. 8 p.m., ABC

This Is Us: Jack meets Rebecca’s parents. Season premiere. 8 p.m., NBC

black-ish: Pops reveals he’s getting married. Season premiere. 8:30 p.m., ABC

Emergence: A young girl survives a mysterious plane crash in a small town in the opener of this mystery box series. Series premiere. 9 p.m., ABC

NCIS: New Orleans: Pride has to cut his vacation short when Hannah is suspended. Season premiere. 9 p.m., CBS

New Amsterdam: Max tries to deal with becoming a parent and the catastrophic accident. Season premiere. 9 p.m., NBC

WEDNESDAY

Chicago Med: Will and Natalie fight for their lives. Season premiere. 7 p.m., NBC

The Masked Singer: Season premiere. 7 p.m., Fox

The Goldbergs: They pay homage to National Lampoon’s Vacation. Season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC

Survivor: Season premiere. 7 p.m., CBS

Schooled: Lainey is warned to not be her students’ friend. Season premiere. 7:30 p.m., ABC

Chicago Fire: The mattress factory fire spirals out of control. Season premiere. 8 p.m., NBC

Modern Family: Hailey clashes with her parents on child-rearing techniques. Season premiere. 8 p.m., ABC

Single Parents: Douglass ghosts Poppy on their first date. Season premiere. 8:30 p.m., ABC

Chicago P.D.: Voight falls under suspicion for Kelton’s murder. Season premiere. 9 p.m., NBC

Stumptown: Dex is a sharp-tongued vet and private investigator with a complicated personal life in this new series. Series premiere. 9 p.m., ABC

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Mac concocts a scheme to bring single women to Dennis’ AirBNB which just seems like a very terrible idea. Season premiere. 9 p.m., FXX

Cake: This is a “weekly showcase of live action and animated short-form comedy.” Series premiere. 9:30 p.m., FXX

South Park: Season premiere. 9 p.m., Comedy Central

Abstract: The Art of Design: Season 2 premiere. Netflix

Crank Yankers: The prank phone call series is back — which begs the question, how do you prank call people in the day of caller ID? Season premiere. 9:30 p.m., Comedy Central

Suits: The partners go all in to save the firm. Series finale. 8 p.m., USA

Big Brother: Season finale. 8:30 p.m., CBS

THURSDAY

Grey’s Anatomy: Meredith, Richard and Alex are fired from Grey’s Sloan. Season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC

Superstore: The crew meets a robot co-worker who might replace them. Season premiere. 7 p.m., NBC

Young Sheldon: Mary worries for Sheldon’s mental health after Dr. Sturgis has a nervous breakdown. Season premiere. 7 p.m.., CBS

Perfect Harmony: A former Princeton music professor takes over a small-town church choir. Series premiere. 7:30 p.m., NBC

The Unicorn: A widower decides to start dating again. Series premiere. 7:30 p.m., CBS

The Good Place: Eleanor becomes the architect. Season premiere. 8 p.m., NBC

A Million Little Things: Delilah goes into labor. Season premiere. 8 p.m., ABC

Mom: Bonnie struggles to enjoy her honeymoon. Season premiere. 8 p.m., CBS

Carol’s Second Act: A woman decides to start a new career as a doctor. Series premiere. 8:30 p.m., CBS

Sunnyside: A former city councilman helps a group of immigrants chase the American dream. Series premiere. 8:30 p.m., NBC

Evil: A forensic psychologist is hired by the Catholic church to investigate paranormal events. Series premiere. 9 p.m., CBS

How to Get Away With Murder: Laurel and Christopher’s disappearance upsets everyone. Season premiere. 9 p.m., ABC

Law & Order: SVU: The Harvey Weinstein story gets the SVU treatment. Season premiere. 9 p.m., NBC

Creepshow: A reboot of the classic horror anthology series. Series premiere. Shudder

FRIDAY

American Housewife: The family sells the minivan. Season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC

Hawaii Five-0: Mob bosses are targeted for assassination. Season premiere. 7 p.m., CBS

Fresh Off the Boat: Louis and Eddie team up to give Evan “the talk.” Season premiere. 7:30 p.m., ABC

Magnum P.I.: Magnum investigates a missing persons case while waiting for Higgins to decide whether or not to be his partner. Season premiere. 8 p.m., CBS

Blue Bloods: Danny and Baez deal with a year-old homicide investigation. Season premiere. 9 p.m., CBS

The Politician: In Ryan Murphy’s first Netflix prject, a high-school student with grand political ambitions deals with the treacherous politics in his school. Series premiere. Netflix

Transparent: Musical Finale R.I.P. Maura. Series finale. Amazon 

Van Helsing: Vanessa and Lily return to the real world in the season premiere. 9 p.m., Syfy

SATURDAY

Saturday Night Live: Woody Harrelson & Billie Eilish 10:30 p.m., NBC

Twilight marathon: OK, OK, these movies are terrible, I agree. But have you seen the baby? Because she makes it all worth it. 12:35 p.m., VH1

SUNDAY

America’s Funniest Home Videos: Season premiere. 6 p.m., ABC

60 Minutes: Season premiere. 6:30 p.m., CBS

The Simpsons: Bart and Homer become viral sensations. Season premiere. 7 p.m., Fox

Bless the Harts: Jenny discovers Betty has a potentially profitable secret. Series premiere. 7:30 p.m., Fox

God Friended Me: Season premiere. 7:30 p.m., CBS

Shark Tank: Season premiere. 8 p.m., ABC

Bob’s Burgers: Bob tries to surprise Linda for their anniversary. Season premiere. 8 p.m., Fox

Family Guy: Peter is nervous he is about to be fired. Season premiere. 8:30 p.m., Fox

NCIS: Los Angeles: Callen and Sam partner with Navy Capt. Harmon Rabb Jr. to catch spies. Season premiere. 8:30 p.m., CBS

The Rookie: Officer Bradford fights for his life. Season premiere. 9 p.m., ABC

Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge: Adventure Awaits: A look at the AMAZING new Star Wars land at the Disney parks. 7 p.m., Freeform

Preacher: The fate of the world is determined. Series finale. 9:14 p.m., AMC

Godfather of Harlem: Bumpy Johnson returns home from Alcatraz, looking to retake his Harlem territory from an Italian mob boss. Series premiere. 9 p.m., Epix

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