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Gutted. Heartbroken and fucked off, still doesn’t cover my disappointment at not being able to travel to NYC for our final prem tonight. I fucking hate being sick and the timing of this is a shit bag. But .. S8 is the tits and so are all my cast mates and crew mates and creators… so RIDE FORTH INTO THE NIGHT AND CREATE MAYHEM … Love you beauties ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️💗💗💗💗💗
And here’s what the premiere looked like from a fan/blogger’s perspective. Still very jealous.
So far, I’m not seeing any spoilers — maybe because House Stark issued a dire warning against them. But then again, I’m not really digging around for spoilers.
Entertainment Tonight‘s interview with Iain Glen reveals that Jorah is cool with Dany’s relationship with Jon, and that after reading through Jorah’s final episode, Emilia Clarke was the first person he texted. (Aww.)
Here’s an interview with Little Lady Badass. There’s nothing ground-shaking here, but there is this: “I love her defiance; she’s a badass. Being able to stand up there and shame all these grown men was super-cool.” AMEN, SISTER.
And in this piece you’ll find links to interviews with Gwendoline Christie and John Bradley, but it doesn’t seem like much is revealed here.
Poor Hodor was left with back problems after hauling Bran around all the damn time.
This is a piece about the final season score for Game of Thrones and how the composer claims it will be more epic and intense than ever. But buried in here is that Benioff and Weiss only asked him to compose the score and theme weeks before the series premiere, and he apparently came up with that theme song on the drive home after the initial screening.
NOT Game of Thrones news
According to SpoilerTV, someone is maybe leaking all sorts of documents and concepts for American Horror Story season 9, and if these tweets are to be believed, the season will at least partially take place in 1970s Nevada — probably Area 51. Having just driven from Las Vegas to Lake Tahoe and back — basically straight through this very desert — I’m here to say this will be a PERFECT setting for a season of American Horror Story.
Also, a memo about Evan Peters leaving the series was part of this leak, purporting his breakup with Emma Roberts precipitated it. ALSO, Jessica Lange might be back? Take all of this with a salt mine’s worth of salt, fans have been talking about an Area 51 season of AHS for years now, so this might just be some very creative fan going crazy. But, hey, it’s fun to speculate. I am putting a bunch of screencaps of the tweets into a gallery in case they are pulled down later.
As for the videos that were listed as sources of inspiration in one of those tweets, here are a few of them:
You’re the Worst‘s series finale stuck the landing so hard last night, I’m still shaking. Bravo, you little misanthropic show, you’ve made it into my list of all-time favorite series finales. Here, creator Stephen Falk and stars Aya Cash and Chris Geere discuss that romantic but not finale and the possibility that we will ever see these terrible people again.
Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman appeared in court for the college admissions scandal yesterday, but did not enter pleas. According to this story in Deadline, the prosecutors are out for blood and are determined to throw them into jail for at least a little while.
OK BUT WHERE WERE ANNIE AND DEJA? BUT FOR REAL.
If The Walking Dead even thinks about killing Daryl, Norman Reedus will burn it all down.
The former head writer of Nickelodeon’s Avatar: The Last Airbender says that a fourth season was scrapped in favor of the M. Night Shyamalan film, infuriating fans who were already furious with the movie.
Take care of yourself, Britney Spears! We’re rooting for you!
Sex Monster News
Joe Biden released a video promising to avoid invading people’s personal space in the future. And I hope this is enough to defuse any future accusations against him — because there will be more accusations — and free him to run a campaign so that the Left doesn’t tear themselves apart attacking/defending him. That said, we have a wealth of great candidates to choose from, so it would also be OK if Uncle Joe decided to not run.
Equal Pay Day was two days ago, April 2 — the day into the next year that the average woman has to work to equal the pay a man earned by December 31 the previous year. On Tuesday, Michelle Williams testified before Congress about how the pay gap controversy that erupted over All the Money in the World “paralyzed” her and made her realize: “If it was like this for me, a white woman in a glamorized industry, how were my sisters suffering across their professions?” Reminder: she was paid less than $1,000 to do reshoots while her co-star Mark Wahlberg was paid $1.5 MILLION. You read that correctly.
Amazon is responding to the lawsuit Woody Allen has filed against them, pointing in part to the comments he made about #MeToo as one of the reasons they canceled their contract with him.
A number of well-known Pokémon YouTube personalities have been accused of asking underage YouTube users for nude selfies, rocking the Pokémon YouTube world, which is a thing.
Someone named Mally Mall is being investigated for rape and human trafficking.
- After Life has been renewed at Netflix.
- Holey Moley, a mini-golf competition series from Steph Curry, because all of those words make sense together, has been ordered by ABC.
- Small Fortune, a U.K. competition series, has been ordered by NBC.
- Younger is not moving to Paramount after all. It will stay on TV Land.
- The Abduction of Mary Stauffer and Saving Alex have been ordered by Lifetime.
- Fall and Rise: The Story of 9/11 is being developed as a limited series.
- The Last Days of Marilyn Monroe is being developed at BBC.
- Alex Guarnaschelli has re-upped her deal at Food Network.
- Melissa Leo, Rosie O’Donnell, Archie Panjabi, and Imogen Poots will co-star in I Know This Much is True on HBO.
- Giancarlo Esposito, Adrienne Barbeau, and Tobin Bell are going to appear in Creepshow on Shudder.
- Jason Alexander is going to star in the Fox pilot Richard Lovely.
- Mary McDonnell is going to be in Veronica Mars in a “mystery role.”
- Lily Collins will star in Emily in Paris on Paramount.
- Ebon Moss-Bachrach will recur on Interrogation on CBS.
- Katelyn Nacon is joining the cast of Light as a Feather on Hulu.
Mark Your Calendars
Wednesday, May 8:
- The Goldbergs
- Modern Family
- Single Parents
Sunday, May 12:
- Shark Tank
Thursday, May 16:
- Grey’s Anatomy
- Station 19
- For the People
Sunday, May 19:
- American Idol
Monday, May 20:
- The Fix
Tuesday, May 21:
- American Housewife
- The Kids are Alright
- Bless This Mess
Wednesday, May 22:
- Whiskey Cavalier
Fox has also released the rest of their finale dates:
Thursday, April 25:
- The Orville
Monday, May 6:
- The Resident
Wednesday, May 8:
Friday, May 10:
- Last Man Standing
- The Cool Kids
- Proven Innocent
Sunday, May 12:
- The Simpsons
- Bob’s Burgers
- Family Guy
Monday, May 13:
Tuesday, May 21:
- Mental Samurai
Tuesday, June 4:
- MasterChef Junior
- Too Old to Die Young will premiere on Amazon on June 14 and it looks insane.
- The Rain returns with new episodes on Netflix on May 17.
- Gentleman Jack will debut on HBO on April 22.
- United Shades of W. Kamau Bell and The Redemption Project with Van Jones will both return on CNN on April 28.
- Seau will air on ESPN on April 16.
- Expedition Unknown: Egypt Live will air on Discovery on April 7.
- Good Bones will return on HGTV on May 14.
- The Employables will premiere on A&E on May 8.
- The Profit: My Roots will premiere on CNBC on April 9.
- Thriller will debut on Netflix on April 14.
- Aurora will debut on Netflix on April 25.
Supernatural: Mary has a concern for Jack. 7 p.m., The CW
In the Dark: In this new series, a sardonic blind woman tries to solve the murder of her friend — or at least she thinks it’s her friend. This show received a lot of enthusiastic praise last summer when The CW ordered it — and it’s not another superhero series, so give it a shot. Series premiere. 8 p.m., The CW
Marvel’s Cloak & Dagger: Season premiere. 7 p.m., Freeform
Will & Grace: Jack and Estefan’s wedding takes a detour in the season finale. 8 p.m., NBC
- Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Kit Harington, Elle Fanning, Khalid
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: Sen. Kamala Harris, Henry Winkler, Conleth Hill, Aaron Comess
- The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Sandra Oh, Zachary Levi, Nina Nesbitt
- The Late Late Show with James Corden: Matthew McConaughey, Reba McEntire, Jimmy Buffett
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: Seth Rogen, Mike Tyson
- The Daily Show: Sen. Bernie Sanders
- Busy Tonight: Natalie Morales, Karley Sciortino
|For the People
|CBS||The Big Bang Theory
|In the Dark
|Will & Grace
|Law & Order: SVU