R. Kelly did a Brett Kavanaugh. I guess we have to put him on the Supreme Court now.

Gayle King interviewed R. Kelly for CBS This Morning and things took an … interesting turn.

A few things:

  1. Yep. The best way to prove you aren’t a serial abuser of women is to scream at a woman and try to intimidate her.
  2. WHO IS HIS LAWYER AND WHY DID THEY ALLOW HIM TO GIVE THIS INTERVIEW? I mean, I’m glad they did — I hope it convinces the last six people who think he’s innocent that he absolutely is not. But still.
  3. As I hinted at in the headline, this performance reminded me so much of Brett Kavanaugh’s ranty, unhinged performance protesting his innocence during his Supreme Court hearings. I know this is a cliché, but one of the most frustrating things about being a woman is being accused of being “overly emotional” when expressing anger or frustration at some bullshit, when men are considered “passionate” when they express themselves this way. Now, I haven’t seen anyone defend Kelly for this performance … yet. But I would be curious to hear some of Kavanaugh’s defenders’ opinions of Kelly’s behavior because it is the same. damn. thing.

Now, if you can’t watch video where you are right now, when Gayle King tried to ask R. Kelly if he held anyone against their will, he began screaming how STUPID that would be for him to do anything of the sort. He then begins crying and insisting that he’s fighting for his life, stands up and begins pacing around while screaming about how he gave 30 years of his career and how people are trying to “kill” him and — irony of all ironies — he’s just trying to have a relationship with his children.

King then voice-overs that they paused the interview to give R. Kelly some time to GET HIS SHIT TOGETHER.

Kelly obviously denied all the accusations against him, including holding women against their will and having sex with underage girls. He also accused his accusers of just wanting to make money off of books and movies, etc. You know, the typical sex ogre’s defense. He also kept insisting, weirdly, that he wasn’t keeping anyone chained-up in his basement while arguing that there really are women in chains being raped every day. Note: no one is accusing R. Kelly of chaining women up in his basement. He also tried to claim that because he’s been found not guilty of raping some women, it’s double jeopardy for him to be tried for raping some different women. It is not.

But this is the moment where R. Kelly reveals that he is a complete sociopath:

Again, if you can’t watch the video, this photo sums up not just the entire interview, but this particular moment in the #MeToo movement: men protesting being held accountable for all the terrible shit they’ve done while a woman looks on, unbothered:

Gayle King’s Instagram account: @gayleking

Gayle King is receiving well-deserved accolades for remaining calm in the face of a completely unhinged man:

And I agree: Gayle King was a consummate professional and any normal person would be terrified in the presence of an accused abuser behaving this way.

But I should also point out that in the face of this sort of explosive behavior from a man they didn’t know very well, I believe most women would have reacted in a similar manner because we’ve been taught our entire lives that for our own physical safety it is our responsibility to de-escalate situations like these. I don’t know that I would have had the wherewithal to calmly talk to Kelly like he was a 6-year-old having a tantrum, but I recognize her stillness and her quiet so as to not further upset him. It’s what women have to do.

Here’s the full interview. It’s worth watching if only to see for yourself what happens when a narcissist who has escaped responsibility his entire life is finally trapped:

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One thought on “R. Kelly did a Brett Kavanaugh. I guess we have to put him on the Supreme Court now.

  1. “But I should also point out that in the face of this sort of explosive behavior from a man they didn’t know very well, I believe most women would have reacted in a similar manner because we’ve been taught our entire lives that for our own physical safety it is our responsibility to de-escalate situations like these. I don’t know that I would have had the wherewithal to calmly talk to Kelly like he was a 6-year-old having a tantrum, but I recognize her stillness and her quiet so as to not further upset him. It’s what women have to do.”

    Amen.

    I think it’s also where we get our mom super powered ‘eyes in the back of our heads’ and ‘innate’ female empathy – it’s called having to be exhaustingly observant our entire lives to avoid bad shit happening to us and/or trying to avoid public condemnation of whatever action we do end up taking. I’m so tired.

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