Stephen Colbert says his goodbyes to Jeff Session. That’s the way the cookie crumbles.
And Stephen Colbert finds something that he has in common with Trump:
Seth Meyers burns a lot of things … but not Beto O’Rourke.
Jimmy Kimmel was also impressed by Beto’s concession speech, but tamps down Beto’s presidential hopes. “Hey, this guy just lost, let’s run him!”:
Trevor Noah appreciates that Trump just told us his entire evil plan, and points out that it’s weird that he couldn’t understand reporters’ questions, since he LIVES WITH MELANIA:
Jimmy Kimmel wonders if Trump didn’t get his Snickers based on his performance at his press conference yesterday:
Samantha Bee is excited about Maxine Waters subpoening the fuck out of Trump next year:
James Corden is pretty sure Trump has been listening to Ariana Grande’s “Thank U Next”:
Jimmy Fallon compares the way Trump talks about his taxes to the way a moody teenager talks about his poetry:
Seth Meyers says that Trump’s performance yesterday was either a press conference or every side effect of Chantix: