Stephen Colbert explains to Trump why he’s not supposed to call himself a “nationalist”
— because it is always paired with “white.” “Chopping off the first word doesn’t change what it means in our minds. ‘Oh look, look, I’m a klux klan, I have no idea which one! Don’t judge me. There’s all kinds of klux klans.’”
Jimmy Fallon has some thoughts on Trump claiming that there were 50,000 people who couldn’t get into his Houston rally:
Hey! Drunk Donald Trump came to Houston this week!
Seth Meyers has a new name for Trump Place:
James Corden has a story that will make you dislike Dummy Jr. even more. Hard to believe, but it’s true.
Kimmel is thankful for the World Series because it’s nice to think about the Green Monster instead of the Orange Monster:
Late Night White House Press Conference with Donald Trump reveals what will be on Trump’s tombstone: