Stephen Colbert knows what was going on in Ted Cruz’s brain during the debate the other night:
OH HEY HERE ARE A BUNCH OF IDIOTS FROM DALLAS WHO AREN’T GOING TO VOTE. Although, honestly, maybe this is for the best.
Stephen Colbert points out that Trump’s claim to have a “natural instinct for science” because his uncle was a professor is NOT HOW KNOWLEDGE WORKS.
Trevor Noah is pretty sure that what Trump is feeling isn’t “natural instinct for science,” but cholesterol.
James Corden points out that you can tell how much Trump knows about science by the terms he uses to describe scientific phenomena:
Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo visited a Harlem firehouse: