MONDAY
The Late Late Show Carpool Karaoke Primetime Special 2018: James Corden brings his late-night singing in the car thing to primetime. 9 p.m., CBS
UnReal: Two-hour season finale in which Rachel questions her future at Everlasting — which has also been the plot of the previous two season finales but I don’t care because I love this show. 8 p.m., Lifetime
Intent to Destroy: A documentary that examines the Armenian genocide. 8 p.m., Starz
TUESDAY
The 100: Clarke’s space friends find a beacon of hope in the season premiere. 8 p.m., The CW
Genius: Antonio Banderas is Picasso. Antonio Banderas looks nothing like Picasso. Season premiere. 8 p.m., Nat Geo
First Civilizations: An exploration of early civilizations — the premiere episode examines how “war destroys lives but creates civilizations.” 8 p.m., PBS
WEDNESDAY
The Handmaid’s Tale: This is back, and we apparently go to the Colonies this season. Season premiere. Hulu
Archer: Danger Island: Archer pulls a Lost. Season premiere. 9 p.m., FXX
Brockmire: Brockmire moves to New Orleans this season — which seems appropriate. Season premiere. 9 p.m., IFC
Suits: Your first — but not last — look at Meghan Markle as a bride. Season finale. 8 p.m., USA
Code Black: Season premiere. 9 p.m., CBS
Psychokinesis: Like Legion, except Korean and it makes sense. Netflix
THURSDAY
Quantico: “Just when I thought I was out, THEY PULL ME BACK IN.” Season premiere. 9 p.m., ABC
Supernatural: Well, look who’s back, Gabriel. 7 p.m. The CW
A.P. Bio: I am including this underappreciated show which had one of the darkest endings of any sitcom a few weeks ago involving robot babies and a swimming pool just because I can. It is amazing. You should watch. 7:30 p.m., NBC
FRIDAY
3%: This Brazilian dystopian series is a fun ride if you’re looking for something different. Season two premiere. Netflix
Bobby Kennedy for President: A four-hour documentary series exploring the candidacy of Robert Kennedy. Series premiere. Netflix
The Week Of: Adam Sandler and Chris Rock star in this movie as two fathers with opposing personalities who have to deal with each other the week of their kids’ wedding. Or something. Netflix
SATURDAY
The Hitman’s Bodyguard:Â Here are a bunch of reviews of this terrible-sounding movie comparing it to food: “The Hitman’s Bodyguard is the comfort food of action comedies, like mac and cheese with a side of extreme violence.” “Like a meal at the Cheesecake Factory, it is filling and unsatisfying.” “The Hitman’s Bodyguard is the Fuddruckers of movies: obnoxious, filled with kitschy music, and only digestible to the most undiscerning palates. It’s cinematic dog food.” Anyway, it’s HBO’s big Saturday night movie, so I thought I’d mention it. Instead of watching this, you should watch one of the movies below:Â 7 p.m., HBO
Kill Bill:Â 8 p.m., Showtime
Babe:Â 10:05 Showtime Family
Get Out:Â 6:15 p.m., HBO2P
Idiocracy:Â 8:43 Starz Comedy
SUNDAY
The Simpsons: This episode officially makes The Simpsons the longest-running scripted series on television. Congrats! 7 p.m., Fox
Homeland: Carrie and Saul’s mission doesn’t go as planned in the season finale. 8 p.m., Showtime
Ash vs the Living Dead: It was fun while it lasted. Series finale. 8 p.m., Starz
Howards End: Series finale. 8:36 p.m., Starz
The Real Housewives of Atlanta 10th Anniversary: A look back at the most memorable moments of the past ten years with these crazy ladies. 7 p.m., Bravo