Stormy Daniels, the porn star that President Saggy Briefs allegedly paid $130,000 to keep quiet about their affair, appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night. There, she coyly avoiding violating her non-disclosure agreement while at the same time all but confirming that she schtupped the Shark-Hater-in-Chief. It was fascinating, and dare I say, Stormy came off as smart and funny.
Jimmy Kimmel also had an important bit in which he introduced die-hard anti-immigrant MAGAers to a Dreamer, her American baby and her American boyfriend to see if he could shift their positions. The results are surprising — and not in a good way.
Stephen Colbert broadcast live after the State of the Union address, and found one thing to like:
Trump’s promise to lower the price of prescription drugs. “Oh, good, drugs would really help me get through this speech.”
The Daily Show also broadcast live following the State of the Union, and Trevor Noah notes that the address wasn’t about facts, but about celebrating Trump:
The Opposition with Jordan Clepper also broadcast live, and Clepper helped us see how Trump is uniting us by using his trusty gaslight:
Seth Meyers gives the best news of the night: “Donald Trump gave his final State of the Union address.” (Fingers crossed.)
Jimmy Fallon notes that the State of the Union was historic because it was the first time Trump went a whole hour without tweeting:
James Corden found another mistake on the State of the Uniom tickets:
HEY! Seth Meyers has some thoughts on Trump ignoring the Russian sanctions:
Who doesn’t love dogs in sunglasses, though?
Amber Says “What?” and notes that karma’s a bitch: