MONDAY
Doctor Who: Bye, Steven Moffat! Welcome, a new era! 8 p.m., BBCA
Steelers at Texans: I don’t mention sportsball very often, but my Houston teams are going to be all over the teevees today, so. 3 p.m., NBC
Rockets at Thunder: See what I mean? 7 p.m., ABC
TUESDAY
The 40th Annual Kennedy Center Honors: Trump did not attend because no one likes him. Hahahahahaha 8 p.m., CBS
Travelers: Season two of the scrappy time-travel drama.  Netflix
Game of Thrones marathon: Boxing Day marks my new favorite holiday tradition: me sitting on the couch for 10 hours a day gorging on a series I’ve watched 7 times already. 11 a.m., HBO2
WEDNESDAY
The Real Housewives of New Jersey marathon: In case you need to catch up like someone you might know who is already three episodes behind. (Me, I’m talking about me.)Â 10 a.m., Bravo
The Carol Burnett 50th Anniversary Special: In case you missed it the first time it aired. 7 p.m., CBS
Game of Thrones marathon: Still on my couch, surrounded by candy wrappers from my stocking. 11 a.m., HBO2
THURSDAY
Great News: I’m pretty sure NBC is trying to burn off this fun little sitcom. Boo. 8:30 p.m., NBC
Game of Thrones marathon: Still on my couch. 11 a.m., HBO2
FRIDAY
Black Mirror: YAY! It’s Black Mirror day, the only thing that might distract me from the Game of Thrones marathon. Season premiere. Netflix
Game of Thrones marathon: Or not. 11 a.m., HBO2
Bill Nye Saves the World: WORK FASTER, BILL. Season premiere. Netflix
SATURDAY
Austin City Limits: Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally host as Bonnie Raitt, B.B. King and Kris Kristofferson are inducted into the Austin City Limits Hall of Fame. 10 p.m., PBS
Game of Thrones marathon: Still on my couch. 11 a.m., HBO2
The Manchurian Candidate: The 1962 film is a movie for our times.  7 p.m. TCM
SUNDAY
Dick Clark’s Rockin’ New Year’s Eve with Ryan Seacrest: Happy New Year! 7 p.m., ABC
Fox’s New Year’s Eve with Steve Harvey: Happy New Year!7 p.m., Fox
New Year’s Eve Live: Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen ring in the New Year. Happy New Year! CNN
Game of Thrones marathon: I’m still on my couch! Happy New Year! 11 a.m., HBO2