That’s his counter; I don’t see the problem.
Here’s A BUNCH OF TV News
CNN, MS Now, and Politico have amended their lawsuit against the White House to include access to Air Force One, as well as the White House, because President Dipshit keeps kicking them off the plane.
Amy Poehler speaks for all of us: The Pitt needs more butts.
No thank you please. Also, I just need to reiterate to Dax Shepard that there is such a thing as oversharing. And I really need Kristen Bell to look up the definition of “negging.” I understand that no one can understand what it’s like in someone else’s relationship, but it’s the only explanation for why she puts up with this.
The Dancing With the Stars diet seems unsustainable. But good for all y’all!
The Chrisleys continue to be a bunch of crooks and grifters.
None of the late-night shows will be live on Election Day for the first time in 24 years.
Late night is going to have a heyday with this tonight:
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Look, Fox News is still very much in the ratings lead over MS Now and CNN. But these numbers continue to give me hope. “In the past decade, none of the three biggest cable news outlets have suffered a decline in the month before a national election as big as Fox News did this year.”
AND VOTE! Early voting ends in Texas tomorrow. LET’S GOOOOOOOOO!
Renewals
- The Diplomat has been renewed for a fifth season on Netflix.
In Development
- Whiskey Matriarch, a drama series starring and produced by Taraji P. Henson, is in development at Prime Video.
- Good Books, a series set in the book-publishing industry, is in development.
- Friends and Family is being adapted into a TV series.
Casting News
- John Goodman has joined the cast of The Beast in Me on Netflix.
- Patricia Clarkson, Elizabeth Marvel, Daniella Garcia, Felix Solis, Sean Astin, Annaleigh Ashford, Chris Walley, and Eliza Bennett have joined the cast of Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone at Prime Video.
- Alfred Molina and Selton Mello have been added to the cast of Ascent on Paramount+.
- Amanda Plummer, Christopher Chung, and T’Nia Miller have been cast in Ascension on Apple TV.
- Jun Che, Sean Kaufman, Fala Chen, Leah Dou, and Kheng Hua Tan have joined an untitled crime pilot at FX.
- Ethan Rich has joined Love Comes Softly on UP Faith & Family.
- Fareed Ward and Tetona Jackson have joined the cast of The Young and the Restless on CBS.
- Janelle James will host the Critics Choice Awards on E! and USA.
- Paula Reid has joined MS Now as Chief White House Reporter.
- Ernie Johnson is leaving Inside the NBA on TNT and ESPN after 37 seasons.
Mark Your Calendars
- Cunk on Cinema will debut on Netflix on November 15.
- The Slightest Touch premieres on HBO on November 25.
- Primetime Preacher$Â will debut on Netflix on November 20.
- America’s Funniest People will premiere on VH1 on November 16.
- Stars and Vows: Anele & Buzza will premiere on Netflix on November 13.
- Tyson Fury premieres on Netflix on November 27.
- Toos: The Van der Valk Kidnapping will debut on Netflix on November 26.
- Never Surrender will premiere on Netflix on November 12.
- Storage Wars will return on A&E on November 28.
- Cornette Side of The Ring will debut on Vice on November 10; Spartan Bare Knuckle on November 27.
- When a Witness Recants will premiere on HBO Max on November 17.
R.I.P.
Barbara Barrie, Emmy- and Oscar-nominated actress who appeared in Barney Miller, Suddenly Susan, Law & Order and Law & Order: SVU, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, Naked City, The Untouchables, The Alfred Hitchcock Hour, The Fugitive, The Twilight Zone, and Enlightened, as well as Breaking Away and One Potato, Two Potato, among others
Earl Barret, Comedy writer who co-created Too Close for Comfort and worked on Batman, Bewitched, The Andy Griffith Show, I Spy, Sanford and Son, and Welcome Back, Kotter
Elke Sommer, German actress who appeared in A Shot in the Dark, The Prize, The Art of Love and Deadlier Than the Male
Diane Riley, Theatrical agent
Naomi Ritz, Costume Designer
Dolores Huerta, Labor leader and feminist and civil rights icon
WATCH THIS
Ghosts: Ghosts is back — but only briefly — for a one-hour Halloween special. 8 p.m., CBS
American Horror Story: Season finale. 8 p.m., FX
Christine: There are a LOT of theories running wild out there trying to tie the new Carrie series to this classic Stephen King novel and … just … no, y’all. No. 8 p.m., BBC America
Late Night:
- The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: LL Cool J, Mel Robbins, Veronika Slowikowska, Shin Lim
- Late Night with Seth Meyers: George Fouracres
- Jimmy Kimmel Live: Paul Bettany, Christopher Lloyd, Foo Fighters, Nayanna Holley
- The Daily Show: Tracy Letts, host Jordan Klepper
- Watch What Happens Live: Vicki Gunvalson, Isaac Mizrahi
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