Important: You know how Tormund looks at Brienne? It turns out Kristofer Hivju (Tormund) tries to eye-sex Gwendoline Christie even when they are not filming. And who can blame him, she’s amazing.
Wells will probably not be your next Bachelor, guys, and there is still a chance that Peter could be because that’s what kind of year 2017 has been.
“Hey, Mother.”
Last night’s The Fosters‘ finale was more relevant than ever in light of our monster of a president threatening DACA. Christ, he’s such an asshole.
The Walking Dead has released their season eight synopsis, and basically the biggest take away is that Negan is in trouble.
In case you were worried, NBC will move America’s Got Talent an hour later to make room for Bun B’s telethon, and Midnight, Texas will air on Wednesday.
Fox is planning on giving a sneak peek of the new X-Files‘ season at New York Comic-Con.
Wondering about the bands that performed on Twin Peaks? Here’s a handy guide to all of them.
Important questions: Who will play Alexis on the new Dynasty reboot on The CW, and when will she appear?
NBC recognized their crew that covered Harvey in a rare credits sequence. Thank you, guys. Now get ready for Irma.
Robert E. Lee’s descendent who denounced white supremacy on the VMAs was forced to resign as a pastor at a North Carolina church for those comments BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT KIND OF YEAR 2017 IS.
Roku is launching its own channel that will air old movies. Great?
Tell Cersei. I’ll never get tired of this meme.
Renewals
- Beachfront Bargain Hunt, Mexico Life, Caribbean Life, and Beach Hunters have all been renewed by HGTV. Yay, beaches!
Cancellations
- TNT has canceled Will after only one buzzless season.
In Development
- Fox has ordered Cool Kids, a retirement community comedy from the It’s Always Sunny guys.
- CBS is developing Welcome to Maine, an immigration comedy from Greg Garcia.
- Showtime has set Active Shooter: America Under Fire, a documentary about mass shootings, for September 29.
- Corinne Olympios’ scripted series is going to be about millennial dating and not naps.
- Hulu is developing a series about Robert Kennedy that will star Chris Pine.
Casting News
- Frankie Muniz, Deborah Gibson, Barbara Corcoran, Sasha Pieterse, Nikki Bella, Terrell Owens, Derek Fisher, Drew Scott, Jordan Fisher, Lindsey Stirling, Victoria Arlen. I literally have no idea who half of these people are.
- Keke Palmer will recur on Star.
- Megan Carpentier is joining Locke & Key.
- Dulce Sloan is your newest Daily Show correspondent.
- Izabela Vidovic is guest starring on Supergirl.
- Bianna Golodryga, a Houston native, has joined CBS News.
- Clayton Morris has left Fox & Friends.
R.I.P.
Elizabeth Kemp, actress and acting coach
WATCH THIS
You’re the Worst: Shitty Jimmy done fucked up this time. Season finale. 9 p.m., FXX
I’m Sorry: The funniest sitcom you’re not currently watching ends its first season. 9 p.m., TruTV
Watch What Happens Live!: OOH ANDY IS GOING TO TALK TO THE COUNTESS ABOUT THAT SHITHEAD SHE MARRIED. 10 p.m., Bravo
Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Seth MacFarlane, Elisabeth Moss, Thomas Rhett Late Night with Seth Meyers: Trevor Noah, Maggie Gyllenhaal The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Liev Schreiber, Joe Buck, Sonequa Martin-Green, Sheila E. The Late Late Show with James Corden: James Van Der Beek, Jim Gaffigan, Liam Payne Jimmy Kimmel Live: Dr. Phil McGraw, Mike Tyson, Martin Urbano The Daily Show: Lake Bell Watch What Happens Live: Luann De Lesseps
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Speechless (repeat) |
Modern Family (repeat) |
American Housewife (repeat) |
Modern Family (repeat) |
The Goldbergs (repeat) |
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Salvation (new) |
Criminal Minds (repeat) |
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Supernatural (repeat) |
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Marlon (new) |
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