You monsters chased poor Ed Sheeran right off of Twitter for having the audacity of playing a small role on Game of Thrones. And yet, y’all didn’t care at all when he was terrible on The Bastard Executioner. Where was your outrage then?
In other Game of Thrones news, Sunday’s ratings shattered records, surprising exactly no one.
Ryan Murphy has released his final American Horror Story clue before the season title is revealed and it is full of nope:
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We have our first glimpse of Mr. Robot‘s third season and hey, guess what, computers are involved.
Someone hacked Jared Padalecki’s Twitter account and was very mature.
Speaking of, Conan asked the internet for Comic-Con costume ideas and the internet delivered.
This is a very long post about the firing of Kermit’s puppeteer if you are interested in all the gory details and finger pointing.
Oh God, O.J. Simpson’s parole hearing is going to be a whole thing.
The Walking Dead has resumed filming after the stuntman’s death in case you were concerned about the filming schedule for some reason.
However, Shooter’s schedule just all screwed up thanks to Ryan Phillippe busting his damn leg.
Get well soon, Frank “the Tank” Miller.
For their tribute to Adam West, Family Guy compiled 9 minutes of his funniest lines:
In Development
- Oh my God, Starz is developing a drama based on Mariah Carey’s life. Yessssssssssss.
- Amazon has bought the rights to seven Agatha Christie novels.
- The guy who wrote Ex-Machina has signed a deal to make shows for FX.
- The creator of Taboo has announced that there will only be two more seasons.
- Date Night Live, a live reality series that spies on couples on dates, will begin airing on Lifetime this month.
- The web series Stupid Idiots is being adapted for television.
- Nickelodeon has greenlit the TV movie Inside Voice that will star a bunch of kid actors I’ve never heard of.
Casting News
- Alec Baldwin is going to play the Jack Nicholson part in NBC’s live version of A Few Good Men.
- Tyga and C.J. Wallace are joining MTV’s Scream.
- Zuleikha Robinson is joining the cast of The Exorcist.
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Being Mary Jane: Mary Jane distrusts Justin in the season premiere. 9 p.m., BET
Shooter: Bob Lee Swagger and his wife narrowly escape a terrorist attack in the season premiere. 9 p.m., USA
The Night with My Ex: In this batty new series, former couples are brought back together 9 p.m., Bravo
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