Is your favorite show about to be cancelled? I’m not trying to scare you, but MAYBE. There’s like a 20% chance of YES, DEFINITELY.

I’ve updated my wild predictions on all of the networks’ shows chances of survival. Ignore the headline – it’s about more than just Doubt, check out the gallery.

Speaking of: there appears to be a showdown over Modern Family‘s renewal. The 8th season of ABC’s highest rated series just wrapped filming without the cast signing new contracts. DUN-DUN-DUNNNNNN!

Speaking of ratings

In Other TV news

This Is Us will be preempted by Trump’s Congressional address, boo. Here are five theories as to how Jack dies. My personal theory that he is wounded while trying to replace the giant bathtub plug while trying to save the island.

Training Day is going to pay tribute to star Bill Paxton in this week’s episode.

The Circus, Mark Halperin and John Heilemann’s political series, has been renewed by Showtime.

Whomever is offering the “Cash Me Ousside” girl a reality show needs to take a long hard look at themselves and try to figure out why they are broken inside.

Netflix is about to hit 100 million subscribers.

Now the new Star Trek is going to be released in late summer, maybe the fall, maybe never, who can say.

Pull it together, Jackie Warner.

Late Night tackles the Oscars

Jimmy Kimmel explains what really happened with #EnvelopeGate:

Conan has his own, plausible explanation:

Stephen Colbert feels bad for everyone:

Seth Meyers’ writer Amber Ruffin says what about the Oscars:

James Corden’s tribute to La La Land post-Oscar snafu is perfect:

While we’re on the topic, it turns out this was the second lowest rated Oscars ever.

And Donald Trump is trying to take credit for the fuckup at the end, BECAUSE OF COURSE HE IS.

Casting News

Feel better, Bob Harper! But seriously, if a Biggest Loser trainer is having a heart attack at 51, what chance do we have?


Ward Chamberlin Jr., architect of PBS


The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Carnie Wilson is involved for some reason. 8 p.m., Bravo

Donald Trump’s Address to Congress: Oh boy. 8 p.m., All the Channels

Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Stephen goes live to address all the crazy nonsense Trump said at Congress tonight. 10:30 p.m., CBS

Taboo: Finale. 9 p.m. FX

Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Michael Shannon, Alicia Keys, John Mellencamp featuring Martina McBride Late Night with Seth Meyers: Aubrey Plaza, Whoopi Goldberg, Dustin Lance Black, Reza Aslan, Vinnie Colaiuta The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Lisa Kudrow, Josh Earnest, Tony Rock The Late Late Show with James Corden: Michelle Monaghan, Bradley Whitford, London Grammar Jimmy Kimmel Live: Chris Pratt, Catherine Zeta-Jones, James Harden, Hank “The Knife” Knutley Conan: Martin Short, Natalie Zea, the Pretty Reckless The Daily Show: Run the Jewels Watch What Happens Live: Dorit Kemsley, Dan Bucatinsky

TUES. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Fresh Off the Boat
The Real O’Neals
Donald Trump’s Address to Congress
American Housewife
Donald Trump’s Address to Congress
Kevin Can Wait
CW The Flash
FOX New Girl
The Mick
Donald Trump’s Address to Congress
NBC The Voice
Donald Trump’s Address to Congress
The Wall

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