Watch Richard Linklater’s cheeky anti-bathroom bill commercial, “I Pee with LGBT.”

“Because we DAMN SURE ain’t gonna end up like North Carolina.”

It hasn’t hit Texas airwaves yet, but Richard Linklater’s potty-humor-filled commercial against our lawmakers’ proposed dumb, dumb, SO DUMB anti-LGBT bathroom law is funny, smart and worth watching:

In Other TV News:

Jimmy Kimmel is making noises like he might retire when his contract expires in 2019, but no one is buying that nonsense.

If you watched last night’s episode of This Is Us, first of all, are you OK? Have you pulled yourself together yet? Because all I have to think about is “don’t look down, look up,” and I start tearing up all over again. Also, how good was Paper Boi in that episode? If you haven’t watched last night’s episode yet, don’t click on this.

And if you’re a Vampire Diaries fan, brace yourself for the finale.

Mariah Carey is still on a rampage about that New Year’s Eve performance, blaming everyone around her — including her poor backup dancers. But she blames Dick Clark Productions most of all with this HILARIOUS explanation:

“It’s just something where if I can’t explain it to the entire world, then they’re not going to understand it, because it’s not what they do,” Carey continued. “Just like I wouldn’t understand somebody who had a desk job and how to do that. I couldn’t. I literally am incapable of being in the real world and surviving.”

Mystery Science Theater returns to our lives on April 14th on Netflix. And look! Here’s a cast photo:

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(Netflix)

We have a trailer for M. Night Shyamalan’s Tales from the Crypt reboot:

Dr. Ezekiel Emanuel, brother of Ari and Rahm, and co-architect of the Affordable Care Act, is going to join Fox News as a contributor, so that’s interesting.

Oh, you think you’re so clever, contestant on Jeopardy from Stanford.

If you’ve ever wanted to eat/drink like Charlie on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia — because he is definitely a character to emulate — then today is your lucky day:

Here’s Jordan Peele as drunk President Obama just because you probably need it right now.

And let’s give Seth Meyers all of the prizes for his film Oscar Bait.

Renewals

The Mick has been renewed for a second season on Fox.

Breathe easy, soap fans, Days of Our Lives has been renewed for season 52 on NBC.

In Development

Castle Rock, that Stephen King, J.J. Abrams series that you can definitely thank Stranger Things for, has officially been given a 10 episode order by Hulu. This is how Hulu is describing it:

A psychological-horror series set in the Stephen King multiverse, Castle Rock combines the mythological scale and intimate character storytelling of King’s best-loved works, weaving an epic saga of darkness and light, played out on a few square miles of Maine woodland. The fictional Maine town of Castle Rock has figured prominently in King’s literary career: Cujo, The Dark Half, IT and Needful Things, as well as novella The Body and numerous short stories such as Rita Hayworth and The Shawshank Redemption are either set there or contain references to Castle Rock. Castle Rock is an original suspense/thriller — a first-of-its-kind reimagining that explores the themes and worlds uniting the entire King canon, while brushing up against some of his most iconic and beloved stories.

Fox News has ordered OBJECTified, a series from TMZ’s Harvey Levin.

Casting News

WATCH THIS

Spy in the Wild: DRUNK MONKEYS, YOU GUYS. 7 p.m., PBS

Star: That murder is going to catch up with the girls one way or another. 8 p.m., Fox

Major Crimes: Season premiere. 8 p.m., TNT

Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Ariana Grande, Ken Jeong, Josh Johnson Late Night with Seth Meyers: Terry Crews, Leighton Meester, Dr. Ben Santer, Andres Forero The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Kelly Ripa, Billy Gardell, the Lemon Twigs The Late Late Show with James Corden: Lionel Richie, Bob Odenkirk, David Oyelowo, Bebe Rexha The Daily Show: The Inauguration of Donald J. Trump: So Help Us God Watch What Happens Live: Ricky Martin, Kate Upton

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(new)
Speechless
(new)
Modern Family
(new)
black-ish
(new)
Match Game
(new)
CBS Hunted
(new)
Criminal Minds
(new)
Doubt
(new)
CW Arrow
(new)
The 100
(new)
Local
FOX Lethal Weapon
(new)
Star
(new)
News/Local
NBC Blindspot
(new)
Law & Order: SVU
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Chicago P.D.
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